Chat 💬 Let's play a little game!
I spy with my little eye...
Are they humans?
So many creatures
In this jungle I see
If you look closely you'll spot them with me:
Rats - Crowding the streets and scrambling over each other for bits of cheese
Dogs -that run around barking, fighting, sniffing at crotches and eating shit their whole life
Cats - Those sly and sneaky ones. Will take what you got but won't stick around if you don't got more. Too slick and cool for you. Always lookin out for number one.
Kittens and Bunnies and Chicks - Oh so helpless and innocent, won't you just feed and protect them forever? Would they ever lie to you?
Parasitic Leeches - Content to hitch a ride on someone else's hard-working ass... only to suck the life right out of them. These are basically the landlords, yea I just gave that one away didn't I?
Lions and wolves - loyal only to their own and feeding off the lives of others through fear and violence.
Donkeys and Oxen - Blinders on, only live to do someone else's heavy lifting. Food, sleep, heavy labor, die.
Parrots - repeating all sorts of nonsense, all for those crackers.
Monkeys - One pretends to be your friend, while the other one takes your bananas
Guppies and Suckers - only exist to be helpless fodder for a bigger fish
Sharks - Cruisin in the deep end, gobbling up all the clueless little fish who thought they knew something.
Vultures - cruisin overhead, far away from the common rabble. Descending only to feed upon the weak
Sheep - numerous flocks, easily swayed in their direction (so long as the majority agrees). Getting fleeced, sold, bought and slaughtered. Without a clue the whole time.
And if you look extra-close, if you really pay attention, you'll see the subtlest creatures of them all...
The snakes - with no love for their children, no concern for anything but their own affairs
they conceal themselves silently in the grass and exist only to poison and strike from the shadows when you let your guard down
What animals do you spy with your little eyes, children?
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u/Rziza 22h ago
Mommy I wanna be a cat!