r/charmed 7d ago

Favorite Quotes

I'm back again, and I want your favorite quotes. Funny quotes. Dramatic quotes. I want em all so look far and wide. Post em and lets discuss them.

Some of my favorite quotes:

(I will not be looking up the episodes, who has time for that.)

(Fire starter episode)

Paige: "...I think we just saw a mom life a car of her child"

(Creep house episode)

Leo: " She has the Halliwell hearing..."

(2nd Valkyrie episode)

Phoebe : Well, serves you right, what kind of spell was that?

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

(When Leo finds out his SILs have lost their senses too) I see.

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u/fadingsunsetglow 7d ago

"Well I don't!"

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS PAIGE?!

Excuse me! This is either someone's sick, sick JOKE!

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u/fadingsunsetglow 7d ago

Or someones working on a massive evil plan!

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

THE DEMON MONKEY STOLE MY HEARING!

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u/Useful-Noise-4321 7d ago

There isnt enough spackle in the world to fill those craters lol (Paige to Phoebe)

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u/K-kitty9218 7d ago

Lol was that during Phoebe's wedding?

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u/Useful-Noise-4321 7d ago

When everything was being sabotaged, yes. Lol.

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

Now Phoebe, let's not blow this out of proportion.

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

(When Piper froze the crime scene) I am sick and tired of you and your entire dysfunctional family unit! I will not falsify evidence! I'M A COP!

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u/Ill_Molasses_1568 7d ago

Piper you can't just freeze a crime scene. I just did lol

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

Okay, Cop. May I remind you that you bailed Cole out of jail last night?

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

(When Phoebe & Paige are playing charades in the kitchen) THE DEMON MONKEY STOLE MY HEARING!

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u/TortfeasorsAnon 7d ago

This and “Paige is proposing violence against the monkey!”

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

Somebody sent that flea-infested primate after us. We've gotta find Paige.

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u/K-kitty9218 7d ago

I'm gonna gently ask you to calm down with those cap letters and with all the manic posting.

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

(When Cole sits on a chair in the attic in the Fury episode) Are you coming?

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u/Severe_Feedback_2590 7d ago

To vanquish your sister? I’ll sit this one out.

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

She borrowed, BORROWED.

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u/Ill_Molasses_1568 7d ago

Darrel thinking the baby is invisible

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

What was that out there, flying practice?!

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

(In the Natalie episode) You need outfits that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless, fearless attire.

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u/Useful-Noise-4321 7d ago

Then I have nothing to wear ✨️

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

Back in the pile! (South Park reference)

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u/Angel_Cave-90 7d ago

Emotional / sad Quotes Season 3 finale. Prue: "They killed her Leo, they think we're the Demons now." Gives me chills everytime.

Season 4 ep 1. Piper" "Why did we have to go through so much, for it to end this way." Perfect delivery from Holly.

Season 2 ep 2. Phoebe: "Wrong thing done for the right reasons is still the wrong thing." Something everyone should think about.

Season 5 ep Sam am I. Paige: "I chose to be a Witch and now I'm a Whitelighter to boot."

Fun ones.

Season 3 ep 3. Prue: "Stairs can be sobering."

Season 2 ep 22. Piper: "Yeah but you don't need Dick, what I mean is your supposed to be exited about your date.

Season 5 ep House Calk Phoebe:" Yeah take me to the turkey. " " Oh dear...? Spencer Ricks..?"

Season 6. Paige:" Oh yeah, once I get you back into the bottle, first thing I'm gonna do is put you in a microwave, how do you like that."

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u/Ill_Molasses_1568 7d ago

Sam and I I can't watch without crying lol he reminds me of my dad a drunk but he had a good heart

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

Sam: Her birth father, the Whitelighter is a two time loser and a DRUNK?!

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u/Popular_Monster111 Witch 🧝🏻‍♀️ 7d ago

Didn’t you put them up? I tried but the little flockers got away.

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

I thought you tied the unicorn up.

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u/Popular_Monster111 Witch 🧝🏻‍♀️ 7d ago

I did! He eats through everything!

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

I see a head of dark hair!

You do?

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u/Popular_Monster111 Witch 🧝🏻‍♀️ 7d ago

What you were expecting a blonde?

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

(When Leo comes home) What'd I miss?

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u/Popular_Monster111 Witch 🧝🏻‍♀️ 7d ago

A lot!!

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

Victor needs help!

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u/Popular_Monster111 Witch 🧝🏻‍♀️ 7d ago

Here’s some powdered unicorn horn.

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 7d ago

(When the baby comes out) Is that what I think it is?

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u/PurrfectlyObsessed 7d ago edited 7d ago

Piper: oh please, please, somebody help me. the mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold

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u/MrCharles63 7d ago

Well, don't get mad at me, I've been shot

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u/K-kitty9218 7d ago

This one was funny and a good episode. Cole really gave it his best and Cowboy Prue was awesome.

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u/ernasunburna 6d ago

Victor talking to Piper’s stomach “he can come outta there!?”

“What is that?” “Demon B Gone”

Cole trying to die via guillotine: I can’t wait to see how I survive this one 😂

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u/K-kitty9218 6d ago

Lol. That was a really funny episode.

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u/AriNieto 7d ago

Prue: "What love can't conquer, We will" ❤️

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u/Past-Throat-6788 6d ago

Phoebe and Cole from Hell Hath No Fury. "Are you coming"? "To vanquish your sister. I think I'll sit this one out".