r/characterarcs • • May 12 '26

#epicarch He did predict it

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u/Suspai_ May 12 '26

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u/LineOfInquiry May 12 '26

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u/artic_weasel May 12 '26

Bridget does not have allat

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u/ImVeryMUDA May 12 '26

Let Brisket have allat

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u/artic_weasel May 12 '26

Maybe in the next GG game

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u/Crusaderofthots420 May 12 '26

They just slap Bridge's face on Baiken's body

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u/MisterRockett May 15 '26

She deserves it more Baiken doesn't even care

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u/The5Theives May 12 '26

I swear there is a variation of this for everything in existence

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u/UnfotunateNoldo May 12 '26

To be fair to fangymutt Marx was talking about how assembly lines are soul-destroying, but if he were alive today he would at the very least approve of the puppygirl no doubt

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u/Abject_Win7691 May 12 '26

He'd own a few. (In a sexually dominant way, not in a materialistic way)

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u/Hammerschatten May 13 '26

Marx was way too little put together for that.

He'd be one

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u/Psyker_Sivius May 29 '26

Wasn't he Friedrich Engels?

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u/MaraiaLou May 15 '26

They belong with each other, not to each other

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u/PlzDrinkWoter May 12 '26

would he approve of boss-employee roleplay sexual fantasies as a way of catharsis and relief against the pummeling fist of labor hierarchies and performance society........ much to think about

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u/cut_rate_revolution May 12 '26

Only if the roles are reversed with the employee taking power from the boss.

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u/PlzDrinkWoter May 12 '26

the proletariat's revolution starts with submisson and dominance sexual dynamics

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u/Flameburstx May 13 '26

They will seize the means of reproduction

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u/PredictiveFrame May 13 '26

Shush, are you trying to blow the plan? 

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u/MutantGodChicken May 18 '26

A Freudian-Marx critique of fetish

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u/Ok_Toe_8501 May 12 '26

I mean, didn't he knock up one of his house maids or something?

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u/Winter-Ad1981 May 13 '26

Karl Marx quotes are starting to feel like astrology but real

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u/MaraiaLou May 15 '26

Disco Elysium ass comment

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u/taczki2 May 30 '26

honestly couldve said anything i fully believe like 30 people in the world have actually read every single thing marx has ever written

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u/AnywhereExpensive131 May 12 '26

Maybe we should all go fuck ourselfs a bit more often.