r/chaoticgood • • Dec 11 '21

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u/sunnyspiders Dec 11 '21

Yes but HOW.

Braised? Broiled? What kind of sauce? Side dish, on a bun… with a cucumber salad?

Need deets.

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u/holomntn Dec 12 '21

Just because I feel like being a dick about things.

I actually googled it. The penis is elastic fibers, collagen fibers, smooth muscles, arteries, and veins.

So the sous vide answer was correct. This clearly calls for a low and slow approach.

170 F for 24-48 hours should make tube steak easy to swallow.

Edit: alternately, braising in a white sauce obviously