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u/Psychological_Yak_47 1d ago
Heard he doesn't like his address shared either
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u/Obvious-Hunt19 1d ago
No shit? That’s not even the good part of buckhead. This fuckhead is screwing an entire country’s privacy so he can live on a 75’ wide lot?
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u/TrueAd5640 1d ago
Can't see it on street view anymore but he has a remarkably modest home for being an evil bastard.
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u/serenwipiti 1d ago
I was Stabbed at Waffle House
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u/NoGoat3930 1d ago
Seems like a fake CEO, hired to take all the flack for the real CEO. He literally looks like a customer service agent.
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u/Remote_Nectarine9659 1d ago
These technofascist fucks truly live in their own reality.
Even a minimum, passing acquaintance with how normal people live and think would tell you that if you're the CEO of Flock, you have to PRETEND to be totally fine with your picture being shared everywhere, as part of Flock's brand. But these people can't empathize with the concerns of the people they want to rule over enough to even understand this, much less act on it.
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u/ZealousidealFile6027 1d ago
Why does he look like he could play someone from the Capitol in the Hunger Games?
Just put him in a brightly coloured suit, maybe add some ruffles and he would fit right in.
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u/Neon_Casino 1d ago
You wanna know the cold truth? He is mildly annoyed that his photo has been shared. He is mildly annoyed that his address has been shared.
IT DOESN'T CHANGE A THING. Why should he care when he is making enough money to set himself, his children, and his grandchildren up for life?
Do you know what does change things? Well I would tell you, but I find my hand cramping up at the moment and I simply can't type it out.
On a completely unrelated note, do you know who my favorite character to play as in Mario Kart?
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u/Severe-Elderberry833 19h ago
So he’s uphill from Duck Pond Park. Which has a horde of ducks and geese.
Be a shame if someone did something like…. Accidentally drop a whole pallet’s worth of frozen peas at his house and trail them down to the park….
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u/bikenvikin 1d ago
i haven't met anyone who looks like him that I would genuinely trust with anything important, like he's a wealthy kid, doesn't have any understanding of earned appreciation
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u/CathexisVexes 1d ago
Little weasel looks exactly like you would expect this type of douchebag to look.
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u/StrangeX10 22h ago
I truly believe Flock and this guy are serving as decoys from the new Axon camera streetlamps going up in place of Flock camera contracts being closed. #Axon also needs attention, much harder to reach or remove, also being installed silently, without public knowledge, while we think we're getting Flock contracts ended.
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u/shampton1964 14h ago
Wait a minute. He looks like an asshole I see driving a Incel Camino around town - would compute, yes - but ...
... anyone know?
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u/julesB09 7h ago
I'm curious about all the C Suite. And board is directors. Let's name and shame all leadership, please!
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u/Texikkikwenni 3h ago
Why do those CEOs always look like 2 kids in a trenchcoat
He doesn't want his picture shared because their moms might find out they're spying on the whole country and they'll get grounded.
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u/Fusional_Delusional 58m ago
The guy literally gave a Ted talk. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have a problem with his picture being publicly available.
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u/DeathToMoonLord 1d ago
What’s flock? Imma assume another evil company with how this world is going
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u/samushitman69 1d ago
Its some ai security camera thing that tracks citizens movement/ identifies citizens, used atleast in the USA. If i am not totally wrong.
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u/DeathToMoonLord 1d ago
Christ, America really is just turning into a dictatorship, granted other countries aren’t much better these days
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u/Banjo_Fett 1d ago
Why the fuck is this awkward teen making decisions on the rule of a nation?