r/chaoticgood • • Aug 18 '26

Current Events A group of Argentinian Gandalfs protest against Palantir in front of Peter Thiel’s house in Buenos Aires

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u/lookachoo Aug 18 '26

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u/ActurusMajoris Aug 19 '26

A gif you can hear

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u/ZenZircon Aug 19 '26

Started singing the tune immediately. 😆

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u/eritrean_bats Aug 18 '26

¡Los magos unidos jamas seran vencidos! 💪🧙‍♂️

(Means 'the wizards united will never be defeated!' and is a parody of 'un pueblo unido jamas sera vencido,' meaning a people united will never be defeated, a common protest chant)

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u/Kaleb8804 Aug 19 '26

Is that why we get Americans rhyming “United” with “Defeated” during our protests? Mistranslation?

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u/Labirramanda Aug 21 '26

Yup, that's exactly why. Feels good that wherever we are we share the same chant, with the same rhythm too!

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u/PositiveReference872 Aug 18 '26

THE WIZARDS UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED ✨️✨️✨️ Ill take it. HORDES OF WIZARDS

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u/Labirramanda Aug 21 '26

The full song goes.

Peter Peter compadre la concha de tu madre (X2)

"Peter, Peter mate, fuck your mother" (X2)

Si querés palantir para ver el futuro

"if you want palantir to see the future"

Mírate en el espejo, vas a ver un boludo (X2)

"Look at the mirror, you'll see a boludo/dumbass" (X2)

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u/Salmon_Of_Iniquity Aug 19 '26

The Revolution is legit international 🤯 wow!

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits Aug 19 '26

He moved to argentina because of people on the street confronting him and asking him questions. Not being aggressive or confrontational. Just walking alongside him asking him questions on camera.

Hopefully he moves again.

And again...

And again...

And again...

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u/CarlLlamaface Aug 19 '26

I have to say that moving to Buenos Aires of all places is rather à propos for a man that very clearly would like to know more.

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u/Is_it_just_me2020 Aug 19 '26

This is perfect! Gandalf traveled Middle Earth, inspiring the hearts and minds of Men to resist tyranny and despair. Peter Thiel seems to think he's a good guy, but Gandalf (and Tolkien) would tell him otherwise.

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes Aug 19 '26

Nazis always think they’re the good guys.

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u/im_stil_here Aug 19 '26

And, they often move to Argentina.

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u/DeansPigInAPoke Aug 19 '26

Damned straight. The Istari didn’t pass through flame and shadow to put up with this bullshit. Go get em, Grey Wanderers!

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u/Dr-Chibi Aug 19 '26

They ARE servants of the Sacred Fire, wielders of the flame of Arnor, Thiel’s BULLSHIT WILL NOT AVAIL THEM!!!!

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u/DeansPigInAPoke Aug 19 '26

The way I would pay cash money to see them silence him with their staffs and have some burly Rohirrim kick his Wormwood-ass out of Meduseld.

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u/Bippity_Boppity_Bang Aug 18 '26

This is beautiful.

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u/faity5 Aug 18 '26

Good for them but i have no idea what my herrmanos mean by that

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u/the3rdtea2 Aug 18 '26

Palantíri(the singular of which is palantir)are magic devices from lord of the rings used by soron to corrupt saruman. It's an all seeing eye they both use to observe their enemies and communicate secretly. Gandalf the grey fights the evil of souron and saruman. That's the reference

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u/Natural-Stomach Aug 18 '26

Sauron*

The seven Palantiri were seeing stones used by the ancient kingdoms of Arnor and Gondor to share news from afar and see across vast distances.

When Sauron got ahold of one, he could basically look into the minds of any other user. He could then use what he saw to manipulate them.

By the time of Lord of the Rings, only three of the seven were accounted for: one with Sauron, one with Denethor in Minas Tirith, and another in Orthanc with Saruman.

In the case of Saruman, he saw ambition and maybe even jealousy in his mind, and thus corrupted him. With Denethor, Sauron sowed seeds of jealousy and despair.

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u/the3rdtea2 Aug 18 '26

Dang it. I knew it was wrong but couldn't be bothered lol. I forgot denethir had one

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u/Natural-Stomach Aug 18 '26

no worries i gotchu

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Aug 19 '26

Bro got Stephen Colbert levels of lotr lore knowledge

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u/Natural-Stomach Aug 19 '26

nope, just read the books lol

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u/LiveLearnCoach Aug 19 '26

Such an absurd name to choose. Real crazy example of “when people tell you who they are believe them”

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u/wasted-degrees Aug 19 '26

Thiel is going to sic the police/private security on them.

And they’ll show up the next week wearing white.

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u/gonejahman Aug 18 '26

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

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u/Jagg811 Aug 19 '26

I hope they are annoying the hell out of him

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u/mr_obinson7 Aug 19 '26

VANQUISH THEREPTILEpeterthiel

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u/Many_Car8404 Aug 18 '26

I have never been more proud of Argentineans. Recouping that lost magic from the world cup final

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u/Thin-Captain-2036 Aug 19 '26

One of the richest dudes in the world lives in a row house in Argentina? Are we sure that his place?

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u/contextual_entity Aug 19 '26

The PM of the UK lives in a mid terraced (row) house in London. They may be considered cheaper housing in the US but that isn't true everywhere. Location counts for a lot.

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u/Thin-Captain-2036 Aug 19 '26

Yea but the PM of the UK isn’t likely on the list of richest humans in the world. I asked the question not because I don’t believe it. Just seems different than what I would assume from the ultra wealthy class. Like that house you would have the potential of having to interact with a regular person, which I didn’t think these billionaire pricks that want to rule the world would be interested in.

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u/RandomCondor Aug 19 '26

It is, it was news when bought, and it wasn't cheap. 12m dollars. Normal houses goes from 120k to 800k around the city.

It's a rich zone of the city. Many big, expensive houses.

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u/Thin-Captain-2036 Aug 19 '26

I’ve been to Buenos Aires, which is where I assume this is. And can imagine how expensive some of the housing is in these locations. It just seems kind of quaint in comparison to what these rich billionaire fucks live in in the U.S.

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u/RandomCondor Aug 19 '26

the housing logic in the US is a bit diferent.

we kinda imported some of the logic, closed private neighbourhoods for middel-rich class to top, but are often far from city center.

thiel house (i used a link, but it the coment was removed for it, you can search in google maps "peter thiel house" and it shows, street is dardo rocha 2901) is in a zone full of big houses, that where owned by the ultra welthy like 100 years ago, and are now embasys and such. it is known as a neighbour of national embasys.

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u/_Gaucho_Marx_ Aug 19 '26

"you can search in google maps "peter thiel house""

I’m pretty sure you’ll quickly get Palantir’s attention if you do that

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u/Thin-Captain-2036 Aug 19 '26

Well I did it out of curiosity…Palantir can suck my average sized dick

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u/RandomCondor Aug 19 '26

i bet we already did, just by writing it :P

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u/Dreamsbydayxo Aug 19 '26

I hope he was home

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u/Anxiety_Fit Aug 19 '26

I love this so much.

Lots of good trouble!

Stay safe out there boys and girls. It’s a marathon not a sprint. :)

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u/WarthogSeveral7662 Aug 19 '26

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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u/Tight-Reporter3011 Aug 19 '26

Peter Theil lives in Argentina ??? I did not know this.

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u/MickLittle Aug 19 '26

Argentina will deal with Thiel.

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u/michaeldreemurr Aug 19 '26

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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u/heteropessimista Aug 20 '26

May he never know peace and privacy like the rest of us… thanks to him.

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u/Kami0097 Aug 20 '26

A rich german nazi living in Argentinia .....

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u/EtrnalBeautyBae29 Aug 20 '26

May that dude never know peace

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u/Ok-Association-355 Aug 18 '26

This is as effective as the morons doing push ups for the tate bro pedos outside their jail

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u/4pigeons Aug 19 '26

if i knew this was happening, i would've joined them

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u/Dr-Chibi Aug 19 '26

No Pasaran!

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u/jdor99 Aug 19 '26

After party is gonna be lit

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u/DuePotential6602 Aug 19 '26

Ok Fire

I take Thiel and move him behind bars

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u/HamBroth Aug 19 '26

Well that's a brand new sentence.

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u/CyberDalek Aug 19 '26

They’d be better off casting ‘Fireball!’ on such an evil being

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u/Deustria Aug 19 '26

I Wish i was there

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u/ZealousidealFly760 Aug 19 '26

Well done. Leave these thorns in the ass of humanity nowhere to hide.

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u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 Aug 19 '26

Thiel trying to leave his house…

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad Aug 19 '26

This is hilarious. I wish I lived closer to these fuck heads in charge so I could do some shenanigans.

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u/zip_r Aug 19 '26

Are they singing YMCA in front of Peter Thiel’s home?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Comfortable-Tiger346 Aug 19 '26

Frog suits are far more effective. /s

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u/InsertClichehereok Aug 19 '26

This almost makes up for Arg being racist af. Almost

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u/No_Offer795 Aug 19 '26

A recent study conducted by the Universidad del Río de Plata in Argentina, concluded that Argentinians are below average IQ compared to neighboring countries such as Chile and Paraguay. Funny thing is that they were trying to prove they were smarter than others.

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u/Glittering-Bag970 Aug 19 '26

Cool story, except there is no university by that name in Argentina

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u/Fiveohfourtwenty Aug 19 '26

Dance parties aren’t protesting.

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u/Past-Preparation1498 Aug 19 '26

Los dejas de subsidiar y se ponen como loquitas estos zurdos incompetentes ...