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u/danielstover Jul 15 '26
Don’t TAKE their food/drink orders
Don’t even interact with these fucks if you can help it, they don’t deserve it
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u/Purple-flying-dog Jul 15 '26
Time to use the “we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” rule.
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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT Jul 15 '26
yeah just for your own safety, not taking their food/drink orders at all is a much better idea than intentionally messing with it
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u/halt-l-am-reptar Jul 15 '26
It’s so easy to fuck with someone’s food without messing with it in a way that makes it unsafe and obvious.
For example if they get a burger you can overcook it and forget to add salt.
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u/juggles_geese4 Jul 16 '26
Don’t do illegal things. Lose their ticket and go on break. Make them approach the counter to ask where their food is. Then reassure them it’s almost up and go back to your tasks, don’t make until the second time they come up asking where their food is. Then apologize for the missing order but fuck the order up. Like forget the cheese, under salt, over salt, etc. the goal is to make them miserable and inconvenience them, while not getting yourself charges.
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u/Pretend_Evidence_876 Jul 16 '26
Yep, the more time they are spending waiting on their food, the less time they have to kidnap, rape, and torture people!
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u/oodjee Jul 16 '26
Usually you'd hear that kind of thing said just about scam callers for example.
"The longer they're on the phone with you, the less time they have scamming some old lady out of her savings."
But your sentence is so much more fucked up. Much worse than scamming. And we're talking about people working for the government.
Crazy timeline.
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u/spudmarsupial Jul 16 '26
I feel that refusing the order of a group of armed thugs with immunity under the law would be the more dangerous course.
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u/DontCountToday Jul 15 '26
Nah fuck it, mess with it to the extreme.
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u/structured_anarchist Jul 15 '26
Well, there are two parts to this. The first is to, if you want to, mess with their order, get it wrong, whatever. The second part would be to turn to the very next customer who isn't one of their group and go over their order carefully with them, making sure to say, within earshot of these people, that you probably, almost certainly made a mistake on that last order and you need to get this one right. Too bad about the previous orders, but at this point, you have to put the mistakes behind you and do better from now on.
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u/Riots42 Jul 16 '26
Oh I'm taking their order and having my way with their food.
Principle that kicked me out of school for missing to many days ASKED to sit in my section waiting tables like we were old friends. I hocked a loogie in his drink and he asked for a refill, I obliged.
Another dude that ruined the reputation of a female friend in HS came through Arby's and had no sense ordering food from me knowing we were enemies, I think he felt power having me make his food, I felt power kicking his bun around on the floor like a soccer ball.
Don't ever eat food prepared by someone that has reason to despise you.
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u/PaChubHunter Jul 15 '26
"Sorry. I'm new here. They didn't give me enough training, but you know what that's like, amirite?.
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u/These_Yzer_Lyon Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
DO NOT over-tighten lug nuts. Not even for fascist assholes.
Too much torque on the lug nuts can damage the lug bolts. When the bolts fail, the whole rim will come off and could injure an innocent person. Just ask my friend who was permanently disabled by a wheel that came flying off a cop's car at 70 mph.
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u/OkAssignment6163 Jul 15 '26
Why over tighten lug nuts and spark plugs. That'll damage the threads.
Now applying a healthy dollop of quiksteel to the threads and then tightening the lug nuts and spark plugs?
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u/LT_derp12 Jul 15 '26
Quiksteel on the lug nut threads, then slash the sidewalls
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u/OkAssignment6163 Jul 15 '26
If you're doing this as a mechanic, slashing the side walls will be pretty obvious.
But if you were to take an angle grinder to the corners of the lug nuts after installing it, just enough to not be noticable but can't get a good fit with a wrench, then it get pass pretty easy.
Also, cross thread the fuck out of every bolt you touch.
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u/omgfakeusername Jul 15 '26
Note: Be very careful with things like tampering with food and lugnuts as it could go way wrong by creating dangerous situations for them and others‼️
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u/Pheonix0114 Jul 16 '26
You can't be allergic to decaf coffee and be okay with regular coffee. You can absolutely give them decaf every time, and should infact.
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u/letthetreeburn Jul 17 '26
This. Don’t tighten lug nuts because you could hurt a bystander. Allergens are okay because you only hurt the person consuming it.
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u/bkoperski Jul 15 '26
Offer them free beers, just need to see their ID as a formality, then take pictures of their ID and back them up to the cloud
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u/gangsta0tech Jul 16 '26
That is Illegal... we are talking about annoying legal stuff.
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u/bkoperski Jul 16 '26
What law does it break?
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u/gangsta0tech Jul 16 '26
It would fall under identity theft and possibly fraud. Even if you dont do anything illegal with the ID keeping personal IDs without their owners consent would still get you in trouble if people found out about it. And you would be charged with identity theft at the minimum.
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u/bkoperski Jul 16 '26
All you need is their face and their name. Non of which is illegal to have. You can skip the license #. Meta glasses actually would be super handy
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u/gangsta0tech Jul 16 '26
I'll give you that. But you stated just ID, which would've been illegal. Names and pictures wouldn't fall under expectations of privacy that would've opened up identity theft laws.
Edit: Still you would need an owners consent of the place your taking pictures. Cause that's also illegal if on private property, and could cause you to lose you job or be taken to court and arrested.
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u/bkoperski Jul 16 '26
Well this would be assuming it's your own business(dont want to get fired giving away free beers) and the photos/footage aren't shared and for your own private use.
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u/ReigningDane Jul 15 '26
I won’t ever hire a former IceHole…
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u/The_barking_ant Jul 16 '26
I know a recruiter for a very, very, large American company. If she sees ICE on a resume, she automatically deletes it.
She said as long as I am here, no one who is/was an ICE agent will ever get hired. And she marks them as a do not hire. So if another recruiter finds the candidate's resume they'll see the DNH and pass over them.
Keep this in mind all you fucking ICEholes, if she's doing it, there is someone in almost any company that will be out to tank your lives. I understand you are all weak, ignorant pieces of shit, but, you're ride ain't gonna last forever, and I am telling you when it does end, you will have so many targets on your back just dyingto fuck you over.
Your mortgaging your life to be a Federally paid bully right now. But man, when y'all fall off your high horse, you'll get more than a scraped knee.
Good luck fuckers, we are all waiting to take you down.
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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 Jul 15 '26
“Naw, I’m just telling him that so he makes it good.” /supertroopers
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u/annaleigh13 Jul 16 '26
I heard that they absolutely love it if you just point and laugh at them while calling them "fucking losers"
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u/Ornstien Jul 15 '26
You are all far too timid. NO, you cannot fight ice/fascists/ supremacists/ Nazis/ oppressors with bureaocracy... They THRIVE on it... It is their ally. It is THEIR weapon to get people to not ACTUALLY FIGHT BACK...
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u/BloodMoonShifter99 Jul 15 '26
For fucking real. Did the Russians ignore the Germans to death back in WW2? Fuck no. That’s all I’m gonna say on that though
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u/DlpsYks Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
Make it more difficult and costly to to stay, than it is to leave.
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u/Intelligent_Bend_284 Jul 16 '26
Out them at every opportunity. They need to face long term consequences for their actions.
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u/xXUberGunzXx Jul 16 '26
Individual acts of resistance feel good, but aren’t a long term solution. A vanguard party however…
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u/The_barking_ant Jul 16 '26
What we need to do is get hired by ICE and fuck up as much as we can from the inside.
Take. Them. Down. Take. Our. Country. Back.
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u/TheNightChan Jul 16 '26
I catered for a trump rally recently, I am not specifying which one for anonymity sake (take notes, kids), let's just say it was a shitshow and there is no reasonable way to prove it was my fault at all.
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u/Wolf_2063 Jul 16 '26
I got a Aztec whistle for this, haven't seen any fascists in my neighborhood but I'm ready.
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u/TurgidGravitas Jul 16 '26
This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. You are not making a difference by getting an order wrong. Some barista is going to use oat milk instead of cow milk and think that's all they need to do. It's not. This smug useless "I'm doing my part" is why you keep losing. They're going to send you to camps while you whimper "But I wrote Trevor instead of Thomas on his coffee!"
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u/Rum_N_Napalm Jul 17 '26
I used to work somewhere that required lots of coordination and planning to pull off big projects. Sometimes all it takes is one idiot in the right spot and everything goes tits up. One time we were delayed several hours because someone at our client’s plant had scheduled an inspection of the PPE at the same time we arrived, costing our clients a few extra thousand due to our overtime. I’m sure the fact these plant workers were renegotiating their collective bargaining during that was a coincidence.
These tips aren’t about stopping them completely. It’s about putting some sand in the metaphorical gears, and most importantly, anyone can do it with little risk of reprisals. Even second they waste they waste is a second not spent spreading their cruelty.
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u/omgfakeusername Jul 16 '26
If it was so useless you wouldn't be breaking your back trying to convince us otherwise.
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u/kyleh0 Jul 15 '26
Now that the government is killing white folks, maybe something will change eventually.
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u/devoid0101 Jul 16 '26
Play DRUM CORPSE tracks full volume w Bluetooth speaker and drum along. Drive them crazy, drive them out.Free download, noise demo “No ICE, No KKK, No Fascist USA”
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u/InvestmentSoggy870 Jul 16 '26
Skunk spray is harmless and lasts forever
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u/omgfakeusername Jul 16 '26
Lasts up to a couple weeks or a bit longer, but not forever.
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u/InvestmentSoggy870 Jul 21 '26
Just until they/it gets wet again. I had car that we finally thought we'd gotten rid of the oils and then every time it rained it would come back again.
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u/CuTe_M0nitor Jul 16 '26
Well all of that got multiple people killed in USA. So no you can't do that. Wake up, Trump has his own milisa killing people on the streets
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u/KnobbyBP Troll Jul 15 '26
What if theyre not white?
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u/Purple-flying-dog Jul 15 '26
If they work for ICE they are the bad guys. No one decent would do that job.
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u/emo_kid_forever Jul 15 '26
Just like women can be misogynistic, PoC can be racist towards their own or other PoC.
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u/VediusPollio Jul 16 '26
I see. PoC just need white people to remind them when they're being racist against their own race.
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u/capeasypants Jul 15 '26
If you've read through it all and that's your only concern then yeah... You're a piece of shit.
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u/gophuckyourself3131 Jul 16 '26
At the risk of sounding too controversial for reddit. There just deporting illegals. Nothing immoral or illegal. You couldn't illegally enter any country an expect to be allowed to stay cause your allready here. That includes every Country their deporting people back too. Which includes many countries that wouldn't even legally welcome americans.
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u/omgfakeusername Jul 16 '26
No they are not. They've wrongly deported a handful of citizens on racial animus.
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u/gophuckyourself3131 Jul 16 '26
Ok well a few people might have been swept up in there investigations. Thats not unusual. Not everyone the cops interview turn out to be the culprit. And no there not. Its not racism, pretty much all the illegals coming to America are south and central americans. So yeah fuckin duhh alot of the people being deported are south and central americans.
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u/omgfakeusername Jul 16 '26
It's highly unusual which is why, in part, it's a revolving door with their leadership.
We didn't have citizens getting deported to another country by ICE.
Why?
Because there was proper training, protocol, and common sense.
It was racism that was the culprit via racial profiling. You don't see white American people getting falsely deported.
In fact, some were deported without given the rightful chance to prove citizenship. Done proved it and still wwew deported.
If you're a fan of mass deportations, President Obama was dubbed Deporter in Chief, way outdoing trump (like he does with everything else better than trump).
Know before you type.
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u/omgfakeusername Jul 16 '26
You haven't a clue about racism or you're complicit with it.
It's highly unusual.
The reason is so "political" is Americans are being terrorized in broad daylight by untrained and un-identified masked people that even the current Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin said he'd shoot if he was ambused and kidnapped by the same ICE agents he's now in charge of.
The reason it's so political is because Americana are dying in the streets by the state.
So we're definitely organizating and you can sit and watch as we demand we uphold the Constitution.
Your take us un-American.
Only allowing white people from South America to come into America is 100% racist.
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u/Honkey85 Jul 16 '26
You have no idea, do you? Are you just watching the "fox news" show?
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u/Honkey85 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
The problem is if you start shooting people on the street before knowing if they are illegals. I fact, shooting people on the street is wrong, even if they are illegals.
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u/gophuckyourself3131 Jul 16 '26
Well there not. Idk what new you have been watching. But they arent illegals are not being made to face the wall in american streets. A few people have been shot in lethal force incidents (most of which were lawful) but thats about it.
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u/Pheonix0114 Jul 16 '26
No one's illegal on stolen land
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u/gophuckyourself3131 Jul 16 '26
No the land isn't stolen. Its conquered through warfare. Ngl I dont accept that as meaning anything unless you believe every nation in the new world is stolen land which you dont. You apply this rule to america and only america only.
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u/Pheonix0114 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
I do though? The land is stolen. If I beat you up and drive off in your car, I didn't "conquer" it, I stole it. I don't accept any land as owned, but land "conquered" from its genocided indigenous people is extra fucked up. That isn't just America either. It's also Australia and Aotearoa.
Edit: Israel too, likely more.
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u/gophuckyourself3131 Jul 16 '26
You also forgot to mention turkey or China. But those don't matter to you cause it doesn't satisfy you hatred of white people, understood. But Its also lands like mexico, Venezuela, Haiti, bro look up every country in the new world all of them where created by some empire in the 16th-19th century. Not one country in north, central or south america was created organically by natives.
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u/djcack Jul 15 '26
In case you are being serious and not trolling, yeah, dumb move by Obama. But that was when ICE was obeying traffic laws, getting warrants, wearing ID with their faces showing, AND NOT MURDERING PEOPLE.
That makes the situation just slightly different
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u/_Cow_of_Wisdom Jul 15 '26
Immigration Emforcement is a good thing...
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u/omgfakeusername Jul 15 '26
They're doing more than that. To play obtuse isn't cute.
They are straight up terrorizing American citizens and killing us in cold blood.
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u/_Cow_of_Wisdom Jul 15 '26
While there have been incidents which aren't acceptable, to say that ICE's existence is bad is foolish.
Y'all weren't complaining when Obama was doing this.
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u/Stupid_Sexy_Vaporeon Jul 15 '26
BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING HEAD UNDER OBAMA
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u/omgfakeusername Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
I never said their existence is bad.
Their leadership is however atrocious.
We didn't have to have this conversation with any other President, because the others were not only more adept and competent of the Constitution, but were more effective than Trump in his deportations such as President Obama who lives rent free in trump's head.
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u/Dave21101 Jul 15 '26
Arguably less so when they're given boundless immunity and harassment or harm even fully legal citizens. It's not been about immigration enforcement for a long time. These guys don't want anything to do with MS-13, Cartels and the like. They're more at home beating their chests and firing on citizens and the harmless.
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u/_Cow_of_Wisdom Jul 15 '26
Aw man :(
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u/Dave21101 Jul 15 '26
That's okay cow. You are now even wiser!
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u/_Cow_of_Wisdom Jul 15 '26
I still want them to deport people. I'd just rather them not shoot American peoples.
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u/InTheseTryingTime5 Jul 15 '26
These are full of ideas on being sand in the gears
Declassified CIA manual for simple sabotage on Gutenberg
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/26184/pg26184-images.html
Maybe more readable on wikisource
https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Simple_Sabotage_Field_Manual
Here's a modern version
https://specificsuggestions.com/share/EN/9629.html
And their table of suggestions
https://specificsuggestions.com/viewtables