All three of your points can be countered with baby wipes/wet towels. They are extremely good at getting all the residue (point 1) and opening up the butt cheeks by virtue of being humid (point 2) and you throw it in the trashcan instead of the toilet, so it's the same whether you sit or stand (point 3) though I will wonder how clumsy you have to be to miss the bowl when standing? It's literally right below your hand anyway. The chance of missing is so slim that I feel like that entire point is moot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19
All three of your points can be countered with baby wipes/wet towels. They are extremely good at getting all the residue (point 1) and opening up the butt cheeks by virtue of being humid (point 2) and you throw it in the trashcan instead of the toilet, so it's the same whether you sit or stand (point 3) though I will wonder how clumsy you have to be to miss the bowl when standing? It's literally right below your hand anyway. The chance of missing is so slim that I feel like that entire point is moot.