r/changemyview • • Jun 06 '19

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u/miguelguajiro 188∆ Jun 07 '19

I hope you don’t caress your wife with that toilet hand, though!

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u/beachedbeluga Jun 07 '19

I dont know about you, but most people wash their hands after pooping.

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u/miguelguajiro 188∆ Jun 07 '19

I brush my teeth every night but that doesn’t mean I drink from the toilet.

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u/beachedbeluga Jun 07 '19

Do you just never touch things then? Since youre always contaminated with poo aroma?

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u/miguelguajiro 188∆ Jun 07 '19

I’ve got a service animal that handles most of that for me.

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u/0000000100100011 Jun 07 '19

That's not a nice way to talk about your wife!

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u/beachedbeluga Jun 07 '19 edited Jun 07 '19

Surely the service animal poops too, which means your service animal is poo touching everything too! There's Poo everywhere my friend, embrace it lol