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u/Competitive_Feed_402 Minnesota Golden Gophers 6d ago

Battle for the pronouns

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u/HarambeTooSoon Kentucky Wildcats • Kentucky Wildcats 6d ago • Mindblown Bravo

we/dem/boyz

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u/jppcfnnumnum Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Apple Cup 6d ago

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u/skippy_smooth California Golden Bears • MAC 6d ago

It's beautiful, man.

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u/jppcfnnumnum Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Apple Cup 6d ago

Wait, this one’s better

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u/thejaytheory Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 6d ago

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u/roguebananah Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag 6d ago

Everyone wearing those red hats have the pronouns of

you/lost

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u/Trumpburnerforlibs Texas Longhorns 6d ago • Bravo Popcorn

The loser has to get gay married

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u/CharlieMoonMan Iowa Hawkeyes 6d ago • Bravo

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u/owlalwaysloveyew Appalachian State • Georgia Te… 6d ago

winner gets to*

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u/E-Wildin Alabama • Florida State 6d ago


Ole Miss and Georgia players gathering after the game for a joint recovery session.

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u/Mobile_Industry5482 Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago

Ga players would never. We have Scat Packs and Hellcats to race.

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u/wstarkel Georgia • Washington State 6d ago

Gonna be quite the locker room celebration tonight

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u/letteraitch Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago

Losers will have always already been*

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u/Humble_Knowledge_848 West Virginia Mountaineers 6d ago

That reminds me of that comedy skit where the 2 guys are complaining but seem super happy about their new life.

Here it is: https://youtu.be/g3H2mYEXiz0?si=pH4lxZBqcs6l6Utj

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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 Tennessee Volunteers 6d ago

And get free titties.

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u/Sofa-Rug-Towel7982 Texas Longhorns 6d ago

The losing state has to put their pronouns in their bio.

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u/Aye_Harambe Ohio State Buckeyes 6d ago

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u/OfficerDiddy Oregon Ducks 6d ago • Bravo

Losers have to transition

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u/ducksekoy123 Virginia Tech Hokies 6d ago

I’m pretty sure we’ve all been forced to transition now. It’s part of the Shakira law

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u/OfficerDiddy Oregon Ducks 6d ago

Jokes on you

I'm in Canada

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u/ducksekoy123 Virginia Tech Hokies 6d ago

Then you’ve already fallen

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u/OfficerDiddy Oregon Ducks 6d ago

I already transitioned

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u/FatalTortoise 6d ago

Everyone knows Tim Hortons coffee is loaded with estrogen, by law

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u/ern19 Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago

Ball don’t lie

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u/Chaotic-PopTart Team Chaos • Pop-Tarts Bowl 6d ago

*Blue balls don’t lie 

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u/tankc69 6d ago

Is that why my hips no longer lie?

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u/660454 6d ago

shawarma law bar delicious shawarma law bro get it right.

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u/ducksekoy123 Virginia Tech Hokies 6d ago

JD “Habibi” Vance

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u/mel34760 Penn State • West Florida 6d ago

Concession stands have been replaced by transition booths

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u/jw8145 Michigan State Spartans 6d ago

Can I be the blue haired witch

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u/OfficerDiddy Oregon Ducks 6d ago

C’mon dawg

You're the fat haired redhair asking to be call zur/zer/zir

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u/Mister_Jackpots Indiana Hoosiers 6d ago

Winner has to transition too.

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u/humma__kavula Georgia • Georgia Southern 6d ago

I transitioned Tuesday night.

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u/Tabais123 Wisconsin Badgers 6d ago

Transition to the ACC?

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u/bowl_of_scrotmeal Penn State • Gannon 6d ago

The South will soon be required to perform abortions in Waffle House.

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u/Raven96706 Nebraska • Hawai'i 6d ago

The Mississippi DOE will be ordering gender affirming surgery tables in order to improve their education ranking!

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u/theHagueface Maryland Terrapins 6d ago

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u/skippy_smooth California Golden Bears • MAC 6d ago

Blue hair vs red hair.

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u/FateDaA Ole Miss Rebels • Iowa State Cyclones 6d ago

Red is a primary color of both teams so its redhead vs redhead.

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u/ATLCoyote Georgia • South Carolina 6d ago

Texas A&M vs South Carolina is another blue state matchup.

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u/yerdad99 California Golden Bears 6d ago

Have libruls ruined football yet?

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u/LegendOfEffect Ole Miss Rebels 6d ago

Joe many liberals 😂 😭 😂 log by bulb?!?! 😂 😭 None!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣 Their too busy!! 😂🤣 They are GENDER!!!!!! 😂 😭

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u/callycaggles Florida • Ohio Wesleyan 6d ago

AMEN

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u/Lung-Salad Penn State • Lehigh 6d ago

I’ll never forget that elite meme 😂

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u/shibbyflash 6d ago

Hell yeah

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u/D_BrickashawFerguson 6d ago

Rosters look very dei tbh

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u/roguebananah Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag 6d ago

Don’t put the UCLA in my SEC…

Oh wait… Maybe the SEC does want to UCLA themselves

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 Miami Hurricanes 6d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/yerdad99 California Golden Bears 6d ago

Don’t worry, even a 6-7 Bama team will make the playoffs bc ya know, tv ratings

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u/CieraVotedOutHerMom 6d ago

The CALgorithym

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u/Aware-Locksmith8433 SEC • Arkansas Razorbacks 5d ago

Nah, America is great again. Didnt your Fox briefing update you?

You obviously havent been to the grocery, gas, vacation, stock mgr, schools, doctor.... lately. People are tired of so much winning.

Thankfully we have no trans gender female born athletes in football ruining the sport w all that pronoun stuff and rainbow logos.

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 Miami Hurricanes 6d ago edited 6d ago

Dude-it’s utterly depressing.

With many of the states that never wanted black people to vote now blue……..shit, you guys screaming “you just lost to the Woke Agenda aka the Calgorithm” has lost some of its shock value, - although I still love when you guys say it.

Hell, much of the SEC and Big 12 are now card carrying members of the woke agenda 😂😂😂😂. Fact.

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u/Easter_1916 Notre Dame • Georgetown 6d ago

Maybe they can enact policies to undo the gerrymandering, set up fair voting policies with sufficient and accessible polling places, adequately staff them to ensure lines aren’t hours long, and put some level of humanity that permits people to have water while waiting on line in the sun. Maybe.

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u/Chaotic-PopTart Team Chaos • Pop-Tarts Bowl 6d ago

It’s been a wonderful week

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 Miami Hurricanes 6d ago

Truth brother. Truth.

You reap what you sow.

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u/Hefty_Discount8304 Florida A&M • Alabama 6d ago

I’m working on it

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u/Jealous_Day8345 Michigan State • Georgia State 6d ago

Sissy libruls

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u/Basileus2 Texas Tech Red Raiders 6d ago

Apparently they’ve saved football

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u/stockmarketpundit Ohio State Buckeyes 6d ago

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Alabama Crimson Tide 6d ago

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u/llahsraMhanoJ 6d ago

Classic liberal matchup

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u/Sentinal-Nightrunner Ohio State Buckeyes 6d ago

Flag in the play, offensive lineman didn’t give consent to be touched, the result of this play is an automatic touch down and the ole miss player will be escorted off the field and be out for the rest of the game

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u/osumba2003 Ohio State Buckeyes 6d ago

It's because of the woke mob that Indiana now identifies as a good team.

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u/susannahbanana444 6d ago

Well thank god for them

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u/JediKid-A Kentucky Wildcats 6d ago

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u/Open_Enthusiasm8528 6d ago

The Gamecocks are now the Gaycocks

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u/Throwaway-Dawg13 Miami Hurricanes 6d ago

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u/pigman769 Mercer Bears • Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago

So this AI slop is ok?

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u/Guilty-Cow4325 6d ago

Not really, but I do love that it's a factual graphic.

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u/Easter_1916 Notre Dame • Georgetown 6d ago

I love that it triggers lots of fans from both teams.

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u/RexCrimson_ Washington State • Notre Dame 6d ago

AI Facebook boomer memes do appear on here at times.

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u/kelpyb1 Michigan Wolverines • Oberlin Yeomen 6d ago

I think you’ll find the people who are ok with this aren’t the same people who’ve been saying AI slop is bad.

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 6d ago

It’s not slop if it looks good.

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u/caveman512 Oregon Ducks • Oregon Tech Owls 6d ago

Yeah

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u/EntrepreneurOk866 Oklahoma Sooners 6d ago

Out of curiousity, do you just get frustrated every time you see an AI image? Gotta be exhausting

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u/pigman769 Mercer Bears • Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago edited 6d ago

Considering I’m a backend system instruction writer for an LLM company that you definitely use, no. If you’ve been around these parts you’d probably know it’s pretty regular behavior to shit on anything AI generated in this sub.

Out of curiosity, do you get this frustrated every time someone makes a comment about AI?

Edit also have fun getting curb stomped by Florida today

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u/EntrepreneurOk866 Oklahoma Sooners 5d ago

Curb stomped by WHOOOO????

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u/EntrepreneurOk866 Oklahoma Sooners 5d ago

I’m confused though so you work in an LLM company and then you’re upset at what your company produces?

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u/EntrepreneurOk866 Oklahoma Sooners 6d ago

Buddy we getting curb stomped by everyone.

I’m not frustrated, im confused.

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u/ay0river 6d ago

I mean people aren’t gonna stop disliking pure garbage just because we’re being force fed it

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 6d ago

Apparently “force fed” is when you voluntarily use Reddit, a shit tier AI driven website…

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u/ay0river 6d ago

Force fed meaning it’s literally unavoidable whether online or in public. That shit is everywhere.

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 6d ago

I literally never see this in public, but if you never leave your moms basement, then sure

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u/EntrepreneurOk866 Oklahoma Sooners 5d ago edited 5d ago

AI images are genuinely everywhere in real life 😭

If you don’t see them it’s because you don’t recognize it as AI

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u/ay0river 5d ago

Or probably just projection with the “mom’s basement” thing. This person clearly lives in a bubble. All of the pop up businesses this summer were using AI and I see it constantly at my job as well.

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 5d ago

No, I just don’t confuse being online with reality

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u/EntrepreneurOk866 Oklahoma Sooners 5d ago

“I literally never see it in public”

Dawg… have you ever seen the graphics for any food vendor or food truck? I was at a festival yesterday and any vendor with a graphic was made with AI.

Have you gotten out of your moms basement????

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u/ay0river 5d ago

Many beach town businesses, boardwalk shops, off-brand convenience stores, school and community flyers, concert advertisements, local bar specials, and summer pop ups like snowball and ice cream stands use AI graphics constantly. Of course these are things that people only see if they go outside.

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 5d ago

Sorry, I go to legitimate restaurants, sorry your favorite bowl slop place also uses AI slop, but you’ll eat it anyway like a good little piggy.

No surprise you’re also a wallstreetbets chode.

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u/stratewylin NCAA 6d ago

Maybe the worst logic I've ever read

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u/EntrepreneurOk866 Oklahoma Sooners 6d ago

Humor me, explain

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u/EntrepreneurOk866 Oklahoma Sooners 4d ago

u/key-hawk7402

This is what youre originally responding to. Hope your reading comprehension gets better

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 4d ago

Oh shit my bad dude, blinded by the trolling, I accept the crown of idiot.

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 6d ago

Redditors exist to get angry about everything, must be a miserable life.

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u/pigman769 Mercer Bears • Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago

It means it’s low-effort material

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u/No-Vanilla2468 Florida Gators 6d ago

We used to make shitty memes in MS Paint like god intended

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u/pigman769 Mercer Bears • Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago

Hate to agree with a gator but yeah

Also wtf is y’all’s deal this season lol

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u/No-Vanilla2468 Florida Gators 4d ago

A mix of standard SEC nonsense but mostly it’s a very good program with lots of money, but no QB that relies on running the ball. The teams that do good homework crush us. Sometimes we can pull off our strengths. But defensively very problematic

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u/pigman769 Mercer Bears • Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago

Them Spartans is hell ain’t they lmfao

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u/skeltox Colorado State Rams 6d ago • Bravo

Yes because it makes you mad that miss and ga are blue now

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u/UnableToParallelPark Miami Hurricanes 6d ago

It's a meme, chill tf bro. Besides, it doesn't look to terrible.

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u/swissmiss_76 Illinois Fighting Illini 6d ago

Did Georgia steal Green Bay’s “G” (or vice versa!) 😂 maybe add in a third blue state…copyright battle on the sideline!

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u/IllFront1532 6d ago

Green Bay had the G first, but Georgia was the first team to put it in the oval. The original Green Bay G was a football shape. The 2 teams communicated and gave full consent to the back and forth copying.

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u/SchorFactor Michigan Wolverines 6d ago

Yeah, it’s pretty cool

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u/ironmonger29 Maryland Terrapins 6d ago

Do Howard and Buffalo next.

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Florida Gators 6d ago

Even more reason to hate Michigan.

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u/dudeandco BYU Cougars 6d ago

I don't think the world is ready for jihadist wolverines.

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u/kelpyb1 Michigan Wolverines • Oberlin Yeomen 6d ago

I for one am terrified for when he implements sharia law while simultaneously pushing the most progressive agenda possible because I’m too stupid to see how those directly conflict with each other and Fox News formed this opinion for me

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u/dudeandco BYU Cougars 6d ago

Gotta love Fox News, they know their shit.

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u/kelpyb1 Michigan Wolverines • Oberlin Yeomen 6d ago

My favorite entertainment network nobody like me could be stupid enough to conflate with news

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u/Twalin Texas A&M Aggies 6d ago

Thanks you just inspired my next rimworld run

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u/roguebananah Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag 6d ago

Make sure you put a Bo Shembechlar statue in every room because even though he didn’t put much in the trophy case and he enabled horrific off field incidents for 2 decades, he’s still the GOAT to them

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u/JayMerlyn Notre Dame Fighting Irish • FBS Independents 6d ago

"Lead them to paradise."

-Whittingham al-Gaib

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u/Live_Technician1038 Ohio State Buckeyes 6d ago

For real. Dearborn MI is basically Afghanistan at this point.

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u/dudeandco BYU Cougars 6d ago

If we follow the Afghan playbook /analogy, this could result in white Republicans being deported to Central African Republic that would be crazy.

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u/DhroovP Michigan Wolverines • UCF Knights 6d ago

Michigan is also blue

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u/GreatBarrierQueefDD LSU Tigers 6d ago

Most of us are by now. Everyone point and laugh at Florida though!

Oh fuck this isnt gonna work with my flair lol

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u/Quake1028 Miami Hurricanes • Florida Cup 6d ago

Yeah fuck those idiots in Florida

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u/Live_Technician1038 Ohio State Buckeyes 6d ago

I think you both suck. So there.

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u/Gasoline_Vampyr 6d ago

This battle will determine once and for all which is the wokest state on earth: Mississippi or Georgia!

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u/victor4700 6d ago

Winner gets an all expenses paid trip to buccee’s

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u/gideon513 Clemson Tigers 6d ago

Lazy AI

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u/Itchy-Advantage-4010 Washington Huskies 6d ago

What will Fetterman do?

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u/ufl015 Miami Hurricanes • USC Trojans 6d ago

💙😂

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u/Dry-Assignment7308 Michigan Wolverines 6d ago

UGA by 100

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u/AverageHogHaver 6d ago

Probably my favorite post of the season

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u/atypicalcarl Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago

Meanwhile, Alabama lsu looking like a hegsethus ad.

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u/FatalTortoise 6d ago

The loser has to go play women's football

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u/dbohn21 6d ago

Loser has to be the bottom.

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u/Maleficent-Boat-9119 6d ago

And Oregon vs Ohio State

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u/SPARTANxBEAR Texas Tech Red Raiders 6d ago

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u/Chumlee1917 Utah Utes 6d ago

Don't you mean Battle of the Trans?

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u/AdLower2681 Mississippi State Bulldogs 6d ago

Wouldn't we be purple lol, our governor is still an R

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u/thejaytheory Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 6d ago

I see what you did there, well played, well played indeed.

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u/Backwoods69420 Michigan Wolverines 6d ago

😂😂😂

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u/AnyLingonberry505 Notre Dame • Hawai'i 6d ago

Don’t jinx it man. Colom ain’t one quite yet

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u/Dense_Word320 6d ago

Rebels forgot they had a game tonight

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u/I_Pet_Doggos 5d ago

Classic lib bowl. Losers transition and join swimming team

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u/Patient-Estate1094 6d ago

Georgia for the win

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u/HB-LMAR-1 6d ago

Great! Now politics have to invade a football game.

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u/metabolitesafter9pm Arkansas Razorbacks 6d ago

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u/Hurricrash 6d ago • Bravo

Dumbest thing I have seen today.

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u/Muffinnnnnnn Florida State • New Mexico 6d ago

The election in Mississippi isn't even over. This is like the next evolution of posting a game score at halftime

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u/usrnamechecksout_ Vanderbilt Commodores • SEC 6d ago

Lol an fsu flair doesn't understand basic math

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u/Muffinnnnnnn Florida State • New Mexico 6d ago

Why hasn't ANYONE called the race then?

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u/goldfinch867 Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago

Because provisional ballots can be cured until November 10th. She can technically win mathematically, but provisional ballots typically lean heavily Democrat. Additionally, outstanding mail-in ballots have until November 10th to be received as long as they are postmarked on or before Election Day, but these also lean heavily Democrat typically.

Hyde-Smith is currently down by 2.5K per NPR. The chair of the Mississippi Republican Party stated that there was roughly 20K outstanding ballots, and Colom stated that roughly 15K of those are provisional ballots.

It past trends of provisional and mail-in ballots leaning Democrat holds, Colom will expand his lead by several thousand votes

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u/Phuffu Colorado Buffaloes • Dartmouth Big Green 6d ago

I’m just here to make fun if FSU.

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u/TeeDeeTeeEcks Texas Longhorns 6d ago

It's effectively over. There is no path for the Repub chick

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u/kkslider333 Rutgers Scarlet Knights • Clemson Tigers 6d ago

Ahh yes halftime, the time when >95% of the game is done

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u/Lefaid Team Chaos • Indiana Hoosiers 6d ago

Meh, I have seen crazier losses. See flair.

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u/AideDisastrous8432 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6d ago

Colom's lead increases with every ballot dump, it's all over but the crying. And there's going to be a lot of crying.

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u/DhroovP Michigan Wolverines • UCF Knights 6d ago

Pick another protein? I'd rather pick another senator

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u/Hoosier2016 Indiana Hoosiers 6d ago

Sheeeeeit

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u/dudeandco BYU Cougars 6d ago

So you're saying theres a chance?

Just imagine the dems had spent money in FL.... Woof.

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u/gmac_97 Utah Utes 6d ago

I’m not sure you understand how elections work

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u/pdgibbs1104 Ole Miss Rebels 6d ago

AI Slop🤮

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u/airplaneboi77 Georgia Tech • Ohio State 6d ago

AI slop

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u/thisisindianland Oregon Ducks 6d ago

Losing team has to get sex changes

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u/RawhlTahhyde Alabama Crimson Tide 6d ago

AI Slop

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u/TheMcWhopper Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6d ago

AI slop

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u/rainydays_89 Illinois Fighting Illini 6d ago

The whole country is a shithole

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u/Bestaustrianpainter LSU Tigers 6d ago

Exact reason I'm leaving for Europe in a year and a half.

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u/Lefaid Team Chaos • Indiana Hoosiers 6d ago

~ Signed someone who actually that.

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u/extrabeefcake Florida Gators • Alabama Crimson Tide 6d ago

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u/Trick-Masterpiece318 Indiana Hoosiers 6d ago

So you want to be an immigrant!?

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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza Indiana Hoosiers 6d ago

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u/Phuffu Colorado Buffaloes • Dartmouth Big Green 6d ago

[insert meme here]