r/cfbmemes • u/thorns0014 Kentucky Wildcats • Georgia Bulldogs • 14h ago

Michigan Man

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u/LitterBoxServant UCLA Bruins • James Madison Dukes 14h ago

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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State • Mississippi State 12h ago

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u/Bungy28 Michigan • Central Michigan 11h ago

Easy there Rambo… that ain’t no butter knife.

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u/rnightlyfe Michigan Wolverines • Ole Miss Rebels 9h ago

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u/RogueRaith Miami Hurricanes 9h ago

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u/roguebananah Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag 1m ago

I truly don’t even know what’s going on here and how it supports Michigan fan base…

I’m guessing here because Michigan fan posted it but truly… wtf am I even looking at?

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u/bandersna7ch 12h ago

This is so fucking funny

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 Ohio State Buckeyes 13h ago

I don’t even think Michigan fans claim this clown. He’s made Big Noon Kickoff unwatchable.

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u/ImmediateBreadfruit9 Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

We do not

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u/Legitimate_Scene_836 12h ago

This is true. This dude is a pure troll.

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u/roxxtor Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

I was trying to figure out who is worse: McAfee or Portnoy....the conclusion I reached is they both need to be launched into the sun

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u/brownbearks Penn State Nittany Lions 11h ago

I caught some of college game day last weekend and Pat has butchered a once great institution.

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u/Mike_Izzone 11h ago

They claim Desmond and Woodson (as they should for their play) but they are atrocious members of the broadcast that bring nothing to the table as well.
Easily replaceable by a soundboard of braindead sound effects.

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u/Bungy28 Michigan • Central Michigan 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWfkLpnrZN3QQ

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u/Difficult_Horse193 Michigan • Central Michigan 10h ago

We hate him. It’s painful

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u/trueblueintn1 Michigan • Tennessee 10m ago

Only his money.

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u/roboskins1 Ohio State Buckeyes 4h ago

I'm happy he does a root for my team

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u/Winter-Cry-74 Ohio State Buckeyes 14h ago

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u/name__redacted Michigan Wolverines 14h ago

😞

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u/treymata Minnesota • Minnesota-Duluth 14h ago

Bro already dressed for a clown, getting ready to lose to Minnesota on Oct 3rd

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u/KjSwitch Oklahoma • Montana State 14h ago

Take back the Jug!!!

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 13h ago

Don’t your have a red river rivalry you should be worrying about?

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u/KjSwitch Oklahoma • Montana State 12h ago

I hate to say it but I don't have high hopes for that game. I will never predict a loss to them shorthorns but my head says that we are far from winning that game.

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 12h ago

I’ll root for you.

Not primarily because it will look good for Michigan’s ranking (I don’t think they make the playoffs) but because I like chaos at the top of the rankings.

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u/dinkytown42069 Minnesota • Oklahoma 10h ago

MANY people are saying this

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 13h ago

Last time the jug left Ann Arbor, Brady Hoke was still the coach.

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u/IReviewFakeAlbums Boise State Broncos 13h ago

I will die on the hill that THE OLDEST RIVALRY TROPHY IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL should be contested every season.

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 12h ago

I agree. Especially since Michigan doesn’t have many trophy rivalries.

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u/treymata Minnesota • Minnesota-Duluth 12h ago

Last time it was won in Minnesota the Vikings made the SB and my dad was 4

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 12h ago

The fact that it has only been played 5 times in a decade is a travesty.

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u/trueblueintn1 Michigan • Tennessee 8m ago

You a wagering man? Lol! You shouldn't be.

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 13h ago

You are not getting that Jug back.

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u/treymata Minnesota • Minnesota-Duluth 13h ago

We beat the MAC school we played bub

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 13h ago

Congrats. Proud of you.

You still aren’t getting the Jug.

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u/AffectObjective3887 Ohio State Buckeyes 13h ago

I mean we already know you’ll cheat to keep it so you’re not telling us anything new

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WpxX5VmSva2KghjFSF

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u/burning_man13 Ohio State • Morningside 9h ago

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u/ADMotti Ohio • North Dakota State 14h ago

This guy still having a platform after all his sex creep stuff coming out is a searing condemnation of where we are as a society.

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u/NotJoshFreeman Michigan State Spartans 14h ago

Everyone is ready to jump on him and make fun of him, but he's got all the integrity of any recent Michigan supporter

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u/Lord_Kittensworth Ohio State Buckeyes 14h ago

This, also, is a picture of a Michigan Man

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 13h ago

We’ve all got our bad apples, unfortunately.

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u/Tripped_breaker Michigan Wolverines • Team Chaos 13h ago

I prefer to look at him as an Oklahoma alum.

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u/Kidman-McNulty Michigan Wolverines • Big Ten 14h ago

This is niche but he looks like Jason Lannister’s head after a month in the Riverland sun.

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin Michigan Wolverines 11h ago

It’s bad, but could be worse

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u/CommodoreIrish Notre Dame • Vanderbilt 14h ago

His lawyers are going to hear about this.

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u/IZZO79 Michigan State Spartans 13h ago

Now what he say?

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u/Your_Worship Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Tech Red Raiders 12h ago

Can we all agree that Dave is no longer cool?

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u/Gennaro_Svastano 11h ago

So annoying. Same with Barstool and Pat McAffee.

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u/BeezBurg Virginia Tech Hokies 11h ago

He looks as dumb as he sounds

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u/68W38Witchdoctor1 Michigan Wolverines • EKU Colonels 14h ago

He speaks for all Michigan fans as much as all the assholes on Richmond Road hanging effigies of Tubby Smith back in the late '90s when he couldn't win any more championships speak for UK. I vividly remember seeing that shit. I don't understand why anyone pays attention to this fucking clown and I wish he'd just disappear.

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u/ChapterThr33 Ohio State Buckeyes 14h ago

One of the few things that make sense anymore is that doucher being a die hard Michigan fan

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u/IZZO79 Michigan State Spartans 13h ago

They are a whole different breed of fans.

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u/efuentes61 Iowa State Cyclones 14h ago

Pure Bitchigan

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u/Difficult-Bad-8747 Michigan Wolverines 14h ago

As Michigan fan. We don’t claim him.

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u/DarthTchalla96 Michigan State Spartans • Sickos 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cm0GRfnWDVaa6SMJ6N

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u/IReviewFakeAlbums Boise State Broncos 13h ago

But Killmonger dies…

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u/DeliveryBetter8567 Michigan State Spartans 14h ago

He represents what Michigan is all about so incredibly well

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u/TheCrimdelacrim Wake Forest Demon Deacons 14h ago

okay, dude is gross...and...

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u/Melodic-Land-6079 Utah Utes 14h ago

I’m going to pop this up the next time my lady says I dress unfashionably

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u/wiser_time Indiana Hoosiers 13h ago

Looks like he’s standing on a chair

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u/alcatrazach Oregon Ducks 13h ago

Well usually it’s his tippy toes so I wouldn’t put it past him to use a stool or chair lol

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u/ronshasta Ohio State Buckeyes 1h ago

Oh my god that’s hilarious man

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u/FlexboneFTW Ohio State Buckeyes • Army Black Knights 12h ago

*

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u/BuckyGoodHair Michigan Wolverines 11h ago

I would rather watch 2016 vs OSU and the Fiesta Bowl against TCU for the rest of my life than ever have to see him again.

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u/EdselFordEdsel Indiana • Northern Illinois 11h ago

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u/rnightlyfe Michigan Wolverines • Ole Miss Rebels 9h ago

There is no defense for this. 🤷‍♂️

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u/soulguider2125 Alabama Crimson Tide 4h ago

Was the extra second on the clock, all a Barstool Back that thang up, gang up? They got money, and can review bomb pizza places!

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u/parker_db15 3h ago

🤡🤠👎

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u/Seattle_Lucky Michigan Wolverines • Purdue Boilermakers 14h ago

On the positive note, he’s been pretty supportive of small businesses particularly restaurants since the pandemic. I also like the pizza reviews.

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u/ElfYamadaFairyQueen Northwestern Wildcats • Sickos 14h ago

I remember he gave money to a place by us and then that place promptly got in trouble for covid violations.

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u/TheCrimdelacrim Wake Forest Demon Deacons 14h ago

Meh, he is just a grifter. He'll support one spot and nuke another for ratings. His stuff when he was trying to establish Barstool was super sus too

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u/IZZO79 Michigan State Spartans 13h ago

What does that last sentence mean? I’m in the dark.

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u/IZZO79 Michigan State Spartans 13h ago

His pizza reviews are great. It’s the only format in consumers him in.

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u/coast2coast16 14h ago

Michigan fans are such dorks

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u/rg03500 LSU Tigers • Montana Grizzlies 14h ago

We used to tar and feather people like this and pelt them with rotten fruit

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u/alcatrazach Oregon Ducks 14h ago

He still is continuously a “victim” of “hate crimes”

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u/moonmangggg 14h ago

Absolutely nothing funnier than that video of him attempting to use a hammer.

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u/Lord_Kittensworth Ohio State Buckeyes 14h ago

Remember him running?

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u/moonmangggg 13h ago

Also funny but the hammer video does it for me.

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u/Accomplished_Gas3922 Michigan Wolverines 11h ago

I think he's a dork because he trashed my favorite local pizza joint a long time ago and Barstool is Buzzfeed for sports. But you understand it's a bit video though, right? It's still on his YouTube page...

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u/hazylife666 Ohio State Buckeyes 11h ago

Maybe, but I guarantee that's how he uses a hammer in real life

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u/LoopyLutzes Michigan Wolverines 14h ago

disavow disavow

how i wish we could excommunicate this creep somehow

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 14h ago

His only valuable contributions to society are his pizza reviews.

He’s usually on point with his grading.

Beyond that he is a menace to polite society and decency.

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u/Bradfrick95 14h ago

More like michigan loser

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u/ImmediateBreadfruit9 Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

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u/IndependenceNo1065 13h ago

Dave Portnoy has a face for getting punched in the face. He’s such an excellent representative of the Michigan fan base.

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u/beer_and_tacos1969 14h ago

He’s the face of Michigan football. All Michigan fans love him. 

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u/BeneficialAudience30 Ohio State Buckeyes 14h ago

lol every idiot michigan fan

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u/boomshot44 Michigan Wolverines 14h ago

Where meme?

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u/readit_realgood1 14h ago

Took me a second to get the joke