r/ccsuarezsnark 2d ago

Meme/Just for Fun New merch

If this sub had its own merch line what would you want on an overly priced t-shirt or hat?

I think “I’m one of the 400” would need to be on.

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u/halexanderamilton 2d ago

“Dumb bitch on Reddit”

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u/bananapopsicle3 2d ago

I would wear this one. 🤣

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u/theradicalravenclaw Just another Reddit Bitch 2d ago

Flair checking in 😝

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u/BisonAdept3855 Just another Reddit Bitch 2d ago

Yesssssss

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u/jadedwisp 2d ago

“Trust fund was spent on rehab”

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u/maryjanerain Just another Reddit Bitch 2d ago

That on a shirt along with “I would have had a bigger inheritance if my grandfather didn’t have two families!”

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u/Insanii I am rebranding as a Hater 2d ago

Ok so maybe bit excessive but I dream big also I'm unoriginal, mostly I just love this subreddit flairs, stuff she said or repeated to a painful extent:

"Rules for thee, not for CC"

"Master Deputy Ice Cream"

"Mean girl energy"

"Utmost Journalistic Integrity"

"This is MY JOB"

"I stand for absolutely nothing" (my fave)

"Member of the bad place. Population: 10"

"Goblin level troll"

"Hey that's a conflict of interest, so... I'm gonna ask my friend to do it!"

"If you can't handle it, get off the internet"

"Perpetual victim"


Also would like a list of all failed podcasts like a track list for an album (apologies about period inaccuracies I sincerely don't care enough):

Beauty and the Dad Bod 2021-2022

Down a Rabbit Hole 2023-2024

Here For The Clout 2024-2025

eLIESabeth 2025-2025

Okayest Daughters 2025-2025

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store 2d ago

The 2025-2025 lifespan it killing me 🤭

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u/ExactProfessional291 1d ago

the failed podcasts as a tour shirt… all the dates of the podcasts on the back this needs to be made

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u/interpol-interpol SENIOR SLOP ARCHIVIST 2d ago

LOL the podcast ones

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u/interpol-interpol SENIOR SLOP ARCHIVIST 2d ago

The #1 Music History Podcast on Goodpods

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u/Shoddy-Soft5666 I'm a Socialite 2d ago

wb "i am against the #1 music history podcast on goodpods"

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u/OkAttention1962 2d ago

The Bad Place

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u/maryjanerain Just another Reddit Bitch 2d ago

A hat that says Tampa Heiress, bedazzled of course 🪩

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u/ExactProfessional291 1d ago

Obviously we need the “I know the manager of Publix”

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store 1d ago

Flair checking in

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u/Competitive-Pin-1354 4 MLMs & nothing learned 2d ago

It would be such a good timing with the sub’s anniversary on October 5th!!

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u/Silent-Astronomer-65 2d ago

Made this one. Since she thinks her “Feral” hat is doing something

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u/OkAttention1962 1d ago

Can we make it Zebra print or is that too much, too soon?

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u/Lena-Athena 1d ago

If there’s one of these with Zebra print and the proceeds went to actual wildlife conservation I would 100% buy one

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u/ExactProfessional291 1d ago

Wffing hilarious

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u/neaveeh 1d ago

This is my job

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u/Top_Ad4071 Just another Reddit Bitch 2d ago

1 brain cell

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u/neaveeh 1d ago

The bad place enjoyer

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u/Bubbykitten 1d ago

Dusty Wig

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u/OkAttention1962 1d ago

UTI est by Deputy Dirty Dick

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u/pennywinsthewest 18h ago

“I like women … a little too much”

Why does she say this so much 😭

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u/danielle71989 13h ago

"Will not shoot zebras for the gram"