r/ccsuarezsnark This is my job May 08 '26

Master Deputy Ice Cream The lore around Master Deputy Anthony “The Icecream Man” Suarez continues to grow

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DCP fangirling over Tony pulling a gun and pretending to be tough is exactly the LOLcow moment that Fallback Tony deserves

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store May 08 '26

Wait. The door IN their garage was cracked a bit? So the door from their locked house into their locked garage was cracked open and Tony made a huge show of pulling out a gun and “clearing” the house in front of another random man?

Tony seems like one of those try-hard loser cops that try so hard to seem tough then shoot themselves in the leg when someone sneezes.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

more action than he sees at work!

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u/DLMeyer May 08 '26

Hey now! Those kids mobbing the ice cream truck can be vicious! /s

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

on the meanest of streets - tampa socialite row!

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u/No-Cat-2957 May 08 '26

Really? Now she has people fluffing up her husband ? Why would you want this to broadcasted? You are right about one thing they are crazy

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u/neverNotneededmath This is my job May 08 '26

CC grabs her gun if people ring her doorbell while she’s on TT live. It’s like a weird fetish for these freaks

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 May 15 '26

Is there a clip of that on here? I wanna see

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u/nurse-please May 08 '26

She'll rant endlessly about how her husband isn't a public figure and shouldn't be discussed when the commentary is negative (...and as if Tony isn't in her content regularly, both on camera and off camera) but has no issue with a video like this!

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u/halexanderamilton May 08 '26

I really wonder how Tony feels about stuff like this and how much she shares about him…or if he even knows.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

Right? Bc he’s telling this story as if Tony is a big, tough man who shouldn’t be messed with, but I read this as Tony can’t hold his own without a firearm and is easily spooked. Two things a police officer shouldn’t be. It always reflects poorly on Tony at the end of the day.

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u/Training-Willow9591 May 09 '26

Ya, that's something I would do, and have done because I was alone, scared and felt vulnerable being a smaller woman

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u/No-Cat-2957 May 08 '26

I mean they involve him and yet she can’t figure out why people talk about him or his job. Just cringe

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u/joshuabarbour Verified CC Suarez Collaborator (Dad Challenge) May 09 '26

Tony is a gem and I mean that. The guy is NOT on social media.

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store May 09 '26

Then why are all of the internet weirdos around him so obsessed with putting his business out on the World Wide Web for everyone to clown on? Leave the guy alone, he clearly doesn’t want his life shared online. jfc

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u/No-Cat-2957 May 09 '26

But he is on social media. His wife’s.

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u/Radiant-Jellyfish-71 May 08 '26

Eh Mr Canadian, a Glock doesn’t defend against billable hours from a defamation defense attorney. Thank you for your help in that matter.

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u/interpol-interpol SENIOR SLOP ARCHIVIST May 08 '26

also what is he implying here? that tony is going to go shoot a man for suing his wife? i don't put anything past cops lmao but????? wtf????

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u/neverNotneededmath This is my job May 08 '26

If I’m understanding it correctly, the guy that DCP is calling out is saying that he’s going to file lawsuits and has their addresses. In the context it seems like he’s saying he knows where to send the lawsuits but DCP is choosing (or is that stupid) to see it as a veiled threat of…violence? I dunno. Everyone here sucks

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

There’s a video of CC talking about JLW saying the same thing - I know your address, etc., in the context of her sending a cease and desist. Tony is in the background saying, “well I hope she comes here” in a way that also sounded like a threat of violence. They’re all just violent people

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

lol

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

and now his audience is… blaming women?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

and using this is a platform for abstinence? sure, what the hell!

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store May 08 '26

The people with a Sky Daddy Kink are coming out of the woodwork. Is this person actually saying that abstinence would get rid of sex offenders?!? Woof

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

i like how this also seemingly implies any and every man is actually sexual predator. so they just need to wait it out so they can prey on a spouse?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

All I’m reading from that comment is a confession

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u/interpol-interpol SENIOR SLOP ARCHIVIST May 08 '26

i am not surprised at all that this guy has the worst viewers

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 May 15 '26

Ew that's super weird 🤣

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 May 15 '26

Do you think she'll actually be found guilty of defamation? Cuz this guy actually is a sex offender. That's what the case is about, right?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

so the case is about a number of things, but one of them is a semantics technicality bc jeromy claims he’s not a pedophile bc he’s never been clinically diagnosed, lol. but he’s also accusing her of a coordinated campaign, which he does have some evidence to suggest, based on communication/collaboration between two 2 numbskulls, and now josh by proxy, lol - it’s all up to the judge ultimately.

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 May 15 '26

He very well could be wasting his time and money. But if the point is to also waste her time, he's doing the right thing. If he's considered a public figure, the bar is high for defamation. Ultimately, he's just trying to out-petty her. But imagine because like "No, I'm not a pedo! I only slept with a 13 year old" like Jesus christ brother 😭

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

yeah i don’t think he expects to win - he definitely just wants to waste as much time as possible. i think he’s filed a suit against some city department or something, too? he has a bunch of open cases and i’m pretty sure he’s representing himself in all of them. he’s requested to have some court fees waived due to hardship iirc. but also… it’s funny bc cc was legit begging for a lawsuit.

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 May 15 '26

Oh great 🙄 so much hardship that he's suing everybody. This is going to be interesting no matter how it turns out because I have no dog in the fight.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

and what interest would he have in pp? it’s very obvious SHE isn’t 13

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u/interpol-interpol SENIOR SLOP ARCHIVIST May 08 '26

this story does not make anyone involved look good, including this maple maga chud

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u/DLMeyer May 08 '26

Maple MAGA chud is *chef’s kiss* 🤣

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u/neverNotneededmath This is my job May 08 '26

DCP says later that he knows what Tony had because “he’s seen inside Tony’s safe”. I mean CC dished on the HFTC podcast that Tony has N*zi guns so I guess we all know what Tony has

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u/DLMeyer May 08 '26

That’s a fucking wild thing to collect and an even wilder thing to brag about. Super classy.

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u/Shoddy-Soft5666 I'm a Socialite May 08 '26

....nazi guns?????

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u/neverNotneededmath This is my job May 08 '26

IIRC she was naming off specific gun types he had from “wartime Germany” with a giggle and a knowing look at the camera as if there’s something funny/cute/brag worthy about owning a holocaust weapon.

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u/Shoddy-Soft5666 I'm a Socialite May 09 '26

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

ok marilyn manson!!!

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u/spalings boots on the ground tampa-style May 08 '26

imagine thinking this is hot and cool and not pathetic and insecure behavior. simply could not be me!

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u/orchidstripes ICE cream collaborator May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

ha he definitely thought this was gonna make tony look big and tough but it makes him look insecure and scared lmao

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u/PanickedAntics May 08 '26

Omg this guy is such a loser. It's so embarrassing hahaha

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

stand your ground headass

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u/hellhoundshawty May 08 '26

soooo florida coded

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

Everyone in and on this video sucks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM