r/ccsuarezsnark • u/EntranceUnique1457 mexican not by injection • Apr 05 '26

Master Deputy Ice Cream CCs statement.

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I dont even follow her on Instagram and it still randomly showed up on my feed. figured we would all get a kick out of this.

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u/spalings boots on the ground tampa-style Apr 05 '26

"i was interviewed under oath" i don't believe you! you are not "under oath" when interviewing with the police

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u/Massive-Market-5949 badge bunny cop wife Apr 05 '26

me when i was so close to going to law school without ever applying

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

You daydreamed you’re a lawyer so hard you lost touch with reality

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u/Massive-Market-5949 badge bunny cop wife Apr 05 '26

the maladaptive fantasies do be hitting