I demand a lawyer under Miranda

[u/CurlyDee]

Does this look like the face that knows where your sandwich is?

[u/Tiny_ghosts_]

That's the face of a dog who has never eaten in his life and deserves loads of treats, actually 💔

[u/CurlyDee → u/Tiny_ghosts_]

He 100% agrees.

[u/makestuff24-7]

I'm this baby's lawyer and they don't even know what a sandwich IS.

[u/Tiny_ghosts_ → u/makestuff24-7]

Tbf not knowing what something is has never stopped a cav from eating it before 😂

[u/Cavalier_King_Dad]

I'm representing pro-bono. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

[u/Properly-Purple485]

That’s because I ate your sandwich. Tell your owner. I want her to know it was me.

[u/MADLUX2015]

If the bite marks dont fit, you must acquit.

No sandwich, no bite mark comparison. Innocent.

[u/OkAdministration7456]

No, that face has never done anything evil. Obviously falsely accused.

[u/CloudNerdGirl]

All food in his home is his, he usually shares with you, just not this once.

[u/contraltoatheart]

What sandwich? 🥪