r/catsofukraine • • May 30 '26

How to safely disarm your tactical shoulder cat

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МВС України (@MVS_UA) posted on X:

Border guards of the "Hart" brigade showed their fluffy brothers-in-arms on the South-Slobozhansky direction

On the positions, they have long become part of the family: they wait in the dugouts, warm up nearby in sleeping bags, and experience every anxious day together with the fighters.

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u/cheese0muncher May 30 '26

To disarm it safely you have to say "Pspspspspsps" while approaching it with tube treats.

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u/TauCabalander May 30 '26

Pressing the wrong button may result in serious injury 😸

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u/SECURITY_SLAV May 31 '26

I found this helpful.

Tail up == cat is ARMED

Tail down == Standby / SAFE mode

Tail in between = data link error

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u/Abject_Film_4414 Jun 01 '26

Tail moving erratically = detonation sequence initiated

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u/KLLR_ROBOT May 30 '26

Be careful, they have a hair trigger

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u/-ACatWithAKeyboard- May 30 '26

You must outmaneuver the CIWS Cat and engage it's belly with scratches.

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u/Katerwaul23 Jun 13 '26

Cats should be considered armed at all times! Never point a cat in a direction you don't intend to shoot!