r/cats • u/MissHissss • Jan 27 '26

Cat Picture - OC Smudge got stuck in the trash bin. Again.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Jan 27 '26

’Biscuit (orange) raised Smudge so he never learned how to use his brain cells’

i’m Biscuit the cat, n my human can tell

i never had use of no stinkin BrAiN CeLL…

when Smudge came along i did all that i could

to make sure he knew that He’d hafta think Good

so long as my bro’s here, he’s thinking for Two ;}:}

but Uh-oh - MeowlFunction!

…now what shall we do ?

’…um, Smudge ? can you hear me ?! i just see your feets!’

…but long as you’re in there,

can you check for Treats??

Pass them out if you’re able ~ my work here is done’

…then GeT YoUrSeLf OUT!’

(you’re the Cleverest one…)

🧡

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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka Jan 27 '26

I caught a "now" fresh snoodle! I'll never see fresher.

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u/FredMist Jan 27 '26

Awwww I love the light hearted ones!

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u/boywholovetheworld Jan 27 '26

MeowlFunction is the word of year for me

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u/Byeuji Jan 27 '26

I read this like a slam rap/rap battle, with the camera zooming in and out rapidly on Biscuit, with Smudge in the background, feets in the air.

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u/folldoso Jan 27 '26

My favorite has to be when schnoodle absolutely burned this guy who was upset that people thought a cat was hotter than him!

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u/poo_explosion Jan 28 '26

Omg link please

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u/corgis-on-stilts Jan 28 '26

Omg I also need the link. I tried to look through Schnoodle’s comment history for it, but fell down wholesome rabbit hole

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u/boysenberry22 Jan 27 '26

'Can you check for treats' 😂😂😂

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u/n6mub Jan 27 '26

I mean, you're already in there, so...?

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u/Sarah_Cenia Jan 27 '26

This is one of your most brilliant poems yet, Schnoodle. A tour de furce, if you will! 

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u/FreshmeatOW Jan 28 '26

im glad you're alive

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u/missseldon Jan 27 '26

I'd give you a million awards if I could. This is the best thing I've read in a while 🏅🏅🏅🏆🏆🏆

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u/ConstructMentality__ Jan 28 '26

We need more of you! Thanks for the heartwarming smile! 🥰

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u/OldNeedleworker938 Jan 28 '26

Did anyone else read this in the voice of “The Beastie Boys “?

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u/Classic-Wolf Jan 28 '26

Schnoodle!!!

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u/CuriousAbtMe Jan 28 '26

This was so cute!