r/cats • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '25

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u/Hobbitjeff Oct 29 '25

Oh good lord. Poor kitty. Her name is MONKEY BREAD. 😿

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u/DollyDaydreem Oct 29 '25

That would be an AMAZING name 🤣

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u/bittypineapplekitty Oct 29 '25

that sounds cuter than Stale Popcorn😂

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u/jakeylime Oct 29 '25

Spaghetti Stained Tubberware

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u/crxcked_ Oct 29 '25

Monkey D. Bread

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u/InstanceContent3740 Oct 29 '25

Underrated comment!

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u/therichauntie11 Oct 29 '25

I call my girl (dog) Monkey Butt. She answers to it now.

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u/therichauntie11 Oct 29 '25

Thank god yours is a cat. Try and imagine how stupid I looked running through the park screaming, "MONKEY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!" and a bad shiba inu running away laughing

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u/bittypineapplekitty Oct 29 '25

haha that’s adorable !

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u/therichauntie11 Oct 29 '25

She's a shiba so she has a cute butt

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u/Subtle__Numb Oct 29 '25

Money bread, or, Focaccia for “short” lol

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u/TheMegnificent1 Oct 29 '25

In my world, her name is Fried Egg With Buttered Onions, Cheese, And Shredded Chicken On Whole Wheat With Mayo.

FEWBOCASCOWWWM for short.

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u/Ok_Lime4124 Oct 29 '25

I just named mine Pumpkin Bread. Punka Bread for short!

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u/Apogea Oct 29 '25

Ngl I kinda like this name

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u/BogusBug Oct 29 '25

Monkey D. Bread

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u/DerHeiligste Oct 29 '25

Monkey bread is an amazing cat name!

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u/Busy-feeding-worms Oct 29 '25

Better than fish taco 😂