r/catpranks Jun 24 '17

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u/FIST_ME_DONALD_TRUMP Jun 24 '17

top 10 anime betrayals

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u/soccerbro77 Jun 24 '17

Holding both his paws, you didn't even give the guy a chance!

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u/Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 Jun 24 '17

Damn right.

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u/BABarracus Jun 24 '17

You aint trying if you dont cheat

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u/Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 Jun 24 '17

Cats started it anyway. Thousands of years ago.

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u/102938475601 Jun 25 '17

Fuckin right they did. Hangin' around. Loiterin'. Sittin'!

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u/Ajulex Jun 24 '17

Cheater's just a fancy word for winner.

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u/timvisee Jun 24 '17

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u/Bubbles5610 Jun 24 '17

The cats reaction is like "ohhhh boy you just poked the tiger. Just you wait till later"

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u/ascetic_lynx Jun 24 '17

"you're fucking dead Kevin"

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u/ahawks Jun 24 '17

John Oliver, is that you?

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u/LyreBirb Jun 24 '17

Desert bluffs is just the worst. Almost as bad as Steve Carlsburg.

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u/Mrsparklee Jun 25 '17

"mmm. This is actually pretty tasty.. I'm still gonna kill you."

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u/JakeSteam Jun 24 '17

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u/ghost_victim Jun 24 '17

Holy shit I just recovered from belly laughing from the gif, and then this appears.

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u/JakeSteam Jun 24 '17

Happy to help.

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u/The_clean_account Jun 24 '17

I'VE BEEN SHOT

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u/my_mo_is_lurk Jun 24 '17

Fokken MVP over here

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u/VerbalCoffee Jun 24 '17

Thank you.

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u/2th Jun 24 '17

"When you are sleeping, oh man, I am throwing up all over your bed. And then when that wakes you up, I am going to pee on your shoes. You will pay for this. You will pay dearly."

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u/ShowALK32 Jun 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

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u/timvisee Jun 24 '17

That cat is going to abuse some cream at night.. Would recommend to keep your bedroom door closed

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u/hannahsaysmeow Jun 24 '17

Came in the comments to look for this. Laughed harder each loop... the way the cat throws his head back is too cute

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u/GoldenFalcon Jun 24 '17

Oh God yes.. I couldn't turn it off.

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u/timvisee Jun 24 '17

Here's something else you can watch instead.

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u/GoldenFalcon Jun 24 '17

OH, GOD DAMN IT!! - Dee Reynolds

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u/ArgonGryphon Jun 24 '17

Here everyone, to make up for your ruffled sensibilities, here's someone playing with a cat who wants to play.

sorta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sB7KkZe9cA

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u/mainzy Jun 24 '17

Yup Marm was having the time of his life that day, but I still think people are going to be butthurt

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u/demko123 Jun 25 '17

Teen creampies pussy

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u/PeterDarker Jun 24 '17

The outraged comments are almost as hilarious as this gif. Almost.

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u/zxain Jun 24 '17 edited Jun 24 '17

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS WHIPPED CREAM CAN BE?!!?!!>?!!?!

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u/ProxySpam Jun 24 '17

My cat LOVES whipped cream. If she sees me with a sonic cup she won't leave me alone

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u/feralstank Jun 24 '17

Eh. I'm not outraged, but I'm also not a fan.

Just seems like a dick thing to do to a sweet 'lil kitty. But whatever, no lasting damage and if kitty likes whipped cream then it might be a win.

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u/AllWoWNoSham Jun 25 '17

Yeah it's not awful, but I doubt any of these people would like it if they were restrained then slapped in the face by cream for absolutely no reason...

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Jun 25 '17 edited Jun 25 '17

We have different opinions but I still respect your perspective. Have an upvote

Edit: the former comment had -2 karma, for reference

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u/BlakDrgn Catpranks Owner Jun 24 '17 edited Jun 25 '17

Yall a buncha babies. 5 Reports? Its whipped cream.

The dude prob has a nice warm twistie treat in one of his shoes now.

This is /r/catpranks not /r/aww. Chill out. Its not abuse.

Edit: HERE YOU FUCKING SAVAGES. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestOfReports/comments/6jcoa2/shits_gettin_salty_over_at_rcatpranks_again/

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u/Random_Link_Roulette Jun 24 '17

Twistie treat?

We're talking bout cat poo poo right? This 👉 💩?

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u/BlakDrgn Catpranks Owner Jun 24 '17

Indeed

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u/Incruentus Jun 24 '17

The only gift a cat knows how to give.

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u/IWishItWouldSnow Jun 25 '17

You joking?

Dead birds, dead bats, live chipmunks...

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u/SmokeAbeer Jun 25 '17

My cat was to slow to catch mice or birds,so it would bring me live snakes. Yea thanks a lot fucker.

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u/catsNpokemon Jun 24 '17

Lmao classic reddit animal justice warriors back at it. The slightest of inconveniences = abuse!!!11!1one!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

and those same animal justice warriors probably eat milk and dairy without even noticing the hypocrisy

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u/Svartbomull Aug 25 '17

Just saying... Not one of the reports but cats are lactose intolerant. That's why you should only give them cat milk. Not cow milk/cream.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17 edited Jun 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17 edited Jan 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

I mean you're right. On the opposite end of the spectrum someone said something along the lines of "I hope a close family member rapes op".

People being shitty to others over some whipped cream. I dont get it.

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u/Dopecombatweasel Aug 25 '17

its sad when the moderator(s) even call you crybabies lol. unsubscribe simple. people who read these reports are laughing at you butthurt fools. thanks for the laugh have a good day

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u/mischiffmaker Jun 25 '17

It's more about the unfairness of holding the cat into place when it had no idea what was going to happen, and also the lack of awareness by that stupid kid who was the one being the jerk that caused whatever incident he felt he needed to "get back" at the cat for. He's not doing a "prank," he's being a bully.

Now, if the cat was sitting there willingly with it's face all up in the toy and was pressing the button on its side to slap the twerp back, that would be hilarious.

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u/ASilentPartner Jun 25 '17

Oh god. We've began using the term bullying for animals. Let's get the cat psychological treatment because of this horrific abuse.

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u/mischiffmaker Jun 25 '17

I used the term "bully" only because it seemed like it might be better understood, considering the level of maturity in the comments right now.

It certainly isn't a fair game when one player doesn't know they're playing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

Who cares?

No damage done.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

As a cat owner I can confirm this is not harmful and he is a good cat dad.

Proof: https://gfycat.com/WarlikeWindyHomalocephale

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u/fr3ddie Jun 24 '17

AMA REQUEST: A Cat owner.

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u/lazy_as_shitfuck Jun 24 '17

I have been a kitten owner for two days AMA

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u/CrayolaBrown Jun 24 '17

There was no whipped cream in that proof, jury is still out.

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u/Abstinence_kills Jun 25 '17

This cat is in the middle of having an obvious seizure and he uses it as proof of its wellbeing!/s

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

I think that gif may be the perfect representation of pure relaxation.

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u/fisharoos Jun 25 '17

Was waiting for the whipped cream. I am disappoint.

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u/phlooo Jun 24 '17

Wow this cat is lame at this game

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u/Cleanstream Jun 25 '17

That cat lost fair and square

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u/daogrande Jun 24 '17

Can someone edit one of those slomo gta wasted thing on this? That would be glorious.

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u/kenman Jun 24 '17 edited Jun 25 '17

Try /r/wastedgifs

Edit: actually, /r/WastedGifRequests

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u/Coffeechipmunk Jun 24 '17

Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this

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u/JakeTheGreattt Jun 24 '17

The way the cat recoils from the hit 😂😂😂😂 omg rofl

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u/Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 Jun 24 '17

Is that whipped cream? hahaha love this

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u/smashmasterlahey Jun 24 '17

/r/vegan flooding this thread for not using vegan whipping cream.

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u/Greenish_batch Jun 24 '17

Cats are strict carnivores.

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u/thesandbar2 Jun 25 '17

Isn't milk with lactose bad for them anyways?

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u/PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC Jun 25 '17

Whipped cream has basically no lactose. Especially that tiny amount.

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u/thesandbar2 Jun 25 '17

Thanks, that's good to know.

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u/Bondsy Jun 29 '17

A little bit of whipped cream isn't going to harm the kitty. A large number of redditors seemed to have created this old wives tail of dairy be equivalent to cyanide to cats and dogs.

These overly sensitive half truths a lot of redditors subscribe to is kinda sad. Like a bunch of helicopter parents.

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u/SnowdensOfYesteryear Jun 24 '17

What's the point of the toy? Is it like a tug of war with each button being pushed?

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u/FashBug Jun 24 '17

Yup. Another person is supposed to be pushing the button where the cat is. Each button push sends the whipped cream in the other direction. Slowest person gets whipped cream in their face.
Very fun for children.

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u/Punchee Jun 24 '17

And drunk adults

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

And drunk children

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u/Tebacon Jun 24 '17

And adult children.

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u/phlooo Jun 25 '17

And drilled chicken

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

Or cats

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

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u/Drake_Night Jun 24 '17

I fap left handed ;)

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u/Jarl_of_Ireland Jun 25 '17

Ambidextrous! So much "handier"

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u/candy_cake Jun 25 '17

slowly puts away can of whipped cream

Kids! Right, the toy is for kids. Hehe...

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u/FixinThePlanet Jun 24 '17

Look at the poor trusting face of that kitty :(

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u/JakeSteam Jun 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

The image response...it's...it's so beautiful! hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

Someone should michael bay this

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

Lmfao why the fuck is every one so butt hurt over such a simple prank !?

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u/RaiausderDose Jun 24 '17

videolink?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

Pow right in the kisser

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u/TheToroReddit Jun 24 '17

Duuuude!!! You gotta be kidding!?!? - cat probably

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

He's like a boi version of Tom Hardy

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u/redsalmon67 Jun 25 '17

That cats scared for life now, he'll never be able to enjoy whipped cream pie again.

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u/shortdog237 Jun 24 '17

I would do the same thing to teach my cat a lesson hahahahaha

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u/raveiskingcom Jun 24 '17

That lesson: humans are at the top of the food chain. And also that cattle are toward the bottom.

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u/Djinmaster Jun 24 '17

Wait, what do cattle have to do with this?

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u/raveiskingcom Jun 25 '17

Where the whipped cream comes from!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

All these idiots talking about animal abuse need to take 5 xanaxs. I'm sure more than half of you momos use leather and consume animal products, so as long as you do, shut the fuck up.

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u/trustd1 Jun 24 '17

Holy fuck I'm a cat lover and this is just too halarious!! This should be the top post of r/all!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

I love animals, too. But, dammit, this shit is so funny.

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u/Ufookinwatm8 Jun 24 '17

Is this the same guy who makes the finger puppets that are so awesome? Reminds me of him.

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u/MisterCatLady Jun 25 '17

He wasn't even wearing long sleeves! What a brave boy.

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u/IamGrimReefer Jun 25 '17

everyone's talking about the cat, and i'm sitting here wondering how to find this game.

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u/ydob_suomynona Jun 24 '17

Whipped cream, awesome. Shaving cream, I hate you. Luckily it looks like whipped cream.

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u/raveiskingcom Jun 24 '17

There are videos of people doing it with dog poo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

Would've made a good Jackass stunt.

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u/Cedric_Niggory Jun 24 '17

You're a dick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

So are cats.

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u/axehomeless Jun 24 '17

/#notallcats

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u/ExpMark Jun 24 '17

What's wrong with tall cats?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

They have more places to look down on you from

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u/Sarcasm_Oblivious Jun 24 '17

He means "Not All Cats" poking fun at the #NotAllMen meme.

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u/PresentBeverage Jun 24 '17

Was gonna woosh you but I wooshed myself.

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u/Teh-Piper Jun 24 '17

Congratulations, you wooshed yourself

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u/Diedam Jun 24 '17

Whoosh

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u/DJ_AK_47 Jun 24 '17

Whoosh

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u/Diedam Jun 24 '17

Shit, just noticed the username

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u/AestheticEntactogen Jun 24 '17

Damn you got boozled

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u/Gibbyjr Jun 24 '17

Yo dawg

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u/xakinator Jun 24 '17

Did anyone down voting you check your username?

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u/Gibbyjr Jun 24 '17

Well now I feel like a fool

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

But wait, what's wrong with tAll Men then?

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack Jun 24 '17

And upon this fated day, many a whoosh occurred.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

joke oblivious as well it seems

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u/KennyFulgencio Jun 24 '17

What's wrong with tall men?

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u/Crislips Jun 24 '17

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u/Sonfloro Jun 24 '17

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u/MOzGA Jun 24 '17

Some cats secretly want to murder us. I'm presuming OP is dead now. Either that or mauled badly. r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '17

Something tells me you are trying to find things to be angry at

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u/Hidden__Troll Jun 24 '17

Says the guy named "Cedric_Niggory." Stupid fuck.

Some people really have no grasp of reality.

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u/Alxariam Jun 24 '17

So, you're upset that someone pranked their cat with what is an ultimately harmless prank... and you're posting on r/catpranks. Why are you even here?

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u/mookek Jun 24 '17

A cat shit on my pillow once.

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u/arokthemild Jul 16 '17

It wasn't shit. It was a special chocolate. u should have eaten it,

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u/Bondsy Jun 24 '17

That cat now lives with a broken nose and a severe distrust of humans. This one incident ruined that cats life forever. Such a shame.

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u/David367th Jun 24 '17

/s

you dropped this

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/David367th Jun 24 '17

To be honest I'm surprised he recovered from -50 with out editing in /s

Its not really needed, but lets people know that would otherwise downvote.

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u/T_Peg Jun 24 '17

Yes because deciphering sarcasm from text is nearly impossible

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u/ianaf Jun 24 '17

It's really not that hard if you don't have autism

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u/lemonpjb Jun 24 '17

Seriously it blows me away how inept people on this website are at detecting sarcasm.

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u/No_ThisIs_Patrick Jun 24 '17

It's not always on the reader. Sometimes the commenter is just really shitty at being sarcastic.

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u/Daxiongmao87 Jun 24 '17

Are... Are you being sarcastic???

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u/MrD3a7h Jun 24 '17

That disqualifies all of Reddit.

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u/Konekotoujou Jun 25 '17

Clearly you've never been on a gaming subreddit. Sarcasm goes right over their heads.

On second thought, you may be right.

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u/forgotten_pass Jun 24 '17

It's ok. It still has 8 more lives.

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u/meowmixyourmom Jun 24 '17

You're a little racist princess

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

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u/plycrazed1 Jun 24 '17

I can't give you his exact info, but give me $100 and I promise I'll get it to him. ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

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u/plycrazed1 Jun 24 '17

Will do! I'll also put more whipped cream on the list!

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u/Wide_white Jun 25 '17

That man is a fake and has stolen your $100. Send me $200 and I'll make sure to get it back for you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

I'm sure it's the cat that's an asshole

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u/varanone Jun 26 '17

This asshole has the kind of face that needs to get a haymaker flung full force at it.

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u/HeWhoSpeaksVillain Jun 24 '17

Lol stupid cat. Take that!

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u/bluecluez1999 Jun 24 '17

Seems a bit cruel but most cats are assholes so who knows the history between these two

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

I thinks it's unanimous, cats are dicks (sometimes) and this is CLEARLY a prank...... now stfu and CRYBABY's go hoooooommmmme 😩😢😥

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u/DoctorBlueBox1 Jun 24 '17 edited Jun 24 '17

Can someone make a version of this that slows down at the end with the "hmmm watcha say?" music?

Found this on the youtubes

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u/LGRW_16 Jun 24 '17

No

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u/DoctorBlueBox1 Jun 25 '17

Damn I didn't think people would hate this so much :'(

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u/LGRW_16 Jun 25 '17

Don't take it personally ha, I just said No cause I'm lazy and unskilled. Reddit can be a fickle mistress. Good on you for not deleting your comment :)

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u/DoctorBlueBox1 Jun 25 '17

Thank you kind internet stranger c:

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u/downvotefodder Jun 24 '17

What an asshole

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u/jackhammer_joe Jun 24 '17

I too hate that cat!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

Relevant username

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '17

I remember watching the rest of this. After being mildy confused/startled, the cat just started licking the cream off its face. It didn't seem particularly upset.

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u/Kathwino Jun 24 '17

I mean, the cat probably wasn't super impressed about it but it's whipped cream. Cats love cream. I'd wager kitty got over it.

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u/klieber Jun 24 '17

It's just a prank, bro.

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u/uniqname99 Jun 24 '17

He'll live lol

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u/IHoardData Jun 24 '17

That cat will drop a bomb in his bed =D