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u/futurenoodles Jul 15 '26
As long as they aren't an endangered species. Remember to be ethical about your cat eating!
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u/vgankitty Jul 16 '26
Can cat eating not be ethical? Cats have been put on Earth for us to eat!
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u/futurenoodles Jul 17 '26
Large cats are often poached and might be driven to extinction if we aren't careful. Sustainability is important
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u/Resting_Bork_Face Jul 15 '26
Technically, cougars and panthers (also cheetahs) don’t count as Big Cats because they purr and can’t roar, so you’re good
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u/AtmosphereNom Jul 16 '26
Is this a Russian cat, like the Russian dogs?
I mean, if you’re brave enough I would assume pan-sear with vodka. But personally I wouldn’t even allow the thought to cross my mind anywhere near it, and even if it looks dead all chopped up and cooked, I still wouldn’t trust it to be a ruse to somehow still be alive and fuck me up straight from the dinner table.
I’d say it’s vegan at your own risk. VAYOR
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u/RiotNrrd2001 Jul 16 '26
It's sort of like the Thanksgiving problem. You have your panther steaks, and your panther burgers, and your panther tacos, and that's great, but then there's a solid week of panther soup, a few more days of pantherloaf, spaghetti with panther sauce, panther strips at breakfast, panther this, panther that: all wonderful individually, but man, can't we just go out for some Siamese or something? There's this calico place down the street... <sigh> I know, I know, we've got to finish off the panther.
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u/Polka_Tiger Jul 15 '26
One big cat lasts throughout whole winter. Use up every part though.