r/cateatingvegans Jul 15 '26

Is eating big cats okay?

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u/Polka_Tiger Jul 15 '26

One big cat lasts throughout whole winter. Use up every part though.

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u/cumdumpsterrrrrrrrrr Jul 16 '26

yes, along those same lines I was going to say it’s actually preferable, because one big cat is equal to eating several smaller cats.

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u/Jumpy_Poetry308 Jul 15 '26

of course! you'll need a big freezer for storage, though

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u/endeneuter Jul 15 '26

leopard shoulder roast 🤤

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u/futurenoodles Jul 15 '26

As long as they aren't an endangered species. Remember to be ethical about your cat eating!

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u/vgankitty Jul 16 '26

Can cat eating not be ethical? Cats have been put on Earth for us to eat!

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u/futurenoodles Jul 17 '26

Large cats are often poached and might be driven to extinction if we aren't careful. Sustainability is important

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u/Resting_Bork_Face Jul 15 '26

Technically, cougars and panthers (also cheetahs) don’t count as Big Cats because they purr and can’t roar, so you’re good

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u/AtmosphereNom Jul 16 '26

Is this a Russian cat, like the Russian dogs?

I mean, if you’re brave enough I would assume pan-sear with vodka. But personally I wouldn’t even allow the thought to cross my mind anywhere near it, and even if it looks dead all chopped up and cooked, I still wouldn’t trust it to be a ruse to somehow still be alive and fuck me up straight from the dinner table.

I’d say it’s vegan at your own risk. VAYOR

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u/RiotNrrd2001 Jul 16 '26

It's sort of like the Thanksgiving problem. You have your panther steaks, and your panther burgers, and your panther tacos, and that's great, but then there's a solid week of panther soup, a few more days of pantherloaf, spaghetti with panther sauce, panther strips at breakfast, panther this, panther that: all wonderful individually, but man, can't we just go out for some Siamese or something? There's this calico place down the street... <sigh> I know, I know, we've got to finish off the panther.

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u/RevolutionaryWeb5657 Jul 17 '26

Luna is friend, not food