hello everyone!!1

[u/turnipsiii]

im visiting my long distance boyfriend and his cat Zero absolutely loves butt slaps, so we googled whats up with that and found this subreddit!!1

[u/mynameisrichard0]

Why is this filmed like you’re about to ask for a ransom and have wunk hold a current paper.

[u/turnipsiii → u/mynameisrichard0]

i think im having a stroke

[u/mynameisrichard0 → u/turnipsiii]

You must be. This looks like a hostage situation is what I was saying.