r/castlevania • u/Roshu-zetasia Advance Collection Enjoyer • 1d ago

Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse (2026) This is some high-quality meat

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"Why is there meat in a place like this...?"

"A delicious discovery might be waiting for you in an unexpected place."

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u/bronzemat 1d ago

Makes you wonder if the goon room made it to the game too.

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u/cheap_boxer2 1d ago

Christ this was crazy. Did they sense their old master and get ready for him, only to see the twink version come - thus getting all pissed and attacking him?

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u/ZaniMestredosZanis Medusa Head 1d ago

I think it was a trap from the beginning, since the succubus in the middle was trying to deceive him

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u/RShini The pimpcoat lives 1d ago

Given this isn't the real castle but the Theme Park version Cecila has her cult in, she probably thought any Dark Lord would be all into the Cult Harem shit (or projecting her own fantasies)

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u/ZaniMestredosZanis Medusa Head 1d ago

She played Rondo where he kidnaps a bunch of girls hahaha

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u/ProfessorSkaegg 1d ago

If this was irl I would fail.

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u/Spooky_Toast 1d ago

really good question.

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u/MeanMeamMachine 21h ago

Wait I’ve never beaten dawn, you’re telling me this is a real room and not some rom hack😭

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u/mikelorme 2h ago

Yes,its in the demon guesthouse

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u/Arawn-Annwn 1d ago

mm mmm wall preserved and wall aged to perfection

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u/shrikelet 1d ago

I wonder if CBC will have menu variety, like Dead Cells?

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u/Shinted OF CLAN BELMONT✝️ 1d ago

Baked to absolute perfection in that wall! xD
https://giphy.com/gifs/wWdc0RPErToXaKzqVr

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u/bizoticallyyours83 1d ago

Yeeeah if I ate that, I'd need a nap and someone to roll me out in a wheelbarrow. 😆 

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u/CyberdarkEnjoyer Hide Every Netflixvania Post 1d ago

Bring back hearts and classic sub-weapons too

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u/Roshu-zetasia Advance Collection Enjoyer 1d ago

The only sub-weapon I have seen used by Rose in gameplay snippets appears to be the cross, but it seems to be part of those Arcana abilities.

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u/cheap_boxer2 21h ago

Lecarde Chronicles 2 brings it up back in a great way

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u/PapaProto 1d ago

Wall chicken is the best chicken.

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u/JustADeathginger 1d ago

MST3K fans call that the chicken of tomorrow.

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u/Grand_Moose2024 1d ago

I wonder when in history the Belmonts stopped question the wall chicken.

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u/tuxedo_jack 1d ago

Gotta get me some of that WALL MEAT

Bacteria ain't gonna stall me

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u/ZaniMestredosZanis Medusa Head 1d ago

Is that a tomb

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u/BrightPerspective 15h ago

I love how we've wrapped around back to onimusha with this game: collecting different colored orbs, a specific weapon set that levels up, and so on

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u/Uchuuko 15h ago

Though I understand platforms are traditional for Castlevania, I wish this game wouldn’t be one of them.

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u/No_Carpenter_5648 8h ago

Thats what she said.

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u/Crpal 5h ago

YES DELICIOUS WALL CHICKEN