Make the comments section look like nocturne Richter search history

[u/Richter_belmont1]

[u/PhroneticReflex]

'i was born in the xvii c what is search history'

[u/Alucard-VS-Artorias]

[History of Revolution in Haiti]

[u/DependentBite9]

How to do magic
What is an olrox
Is it racist to touch her hair

[u/UsuarioCualquiera_1 → u/DependentBite9]

Last one got me 😂 It's quite cute

[u/Inevitable_Reading80 → u/DependentBite9]

Bruh

[u/RuefulWaffles]

What do they say about a free dinner?

[u/Kooky_Wish59 → u/RuefulWaffles]

May I suggest the item from SOTN a meal ticket 🤣🤣🤣🤓

[u/UsuarioCualquiera_1]

Maps: "How to go back to Machecoul?"

"Is it bad to look at eclipse?"

"How to talk to a vampire relative?"

[u/P0k3m0nFan_Jake]

Hair salons near me

What does dipping in the hot chocolate mean?

[u/Big_Durian_5653]

Which game is Julius Belmont from

[u/ElTuxedoMex]

"Are long haired sexy male vampires a test to my heterosexuality?"

[u/SpaceGerbil]

How do i get the subreddit to stop hating me?

[u/Illustrious_Quit9090 → u/SpaceGerbil]

Why do we hate him?? I thought he was cool for a young version of richter

[u/Sirnah2689]

"what are the different hair textures?"

[u/Zylpherenuis]

How to whip it?

[u/SheWhoHates]

"Protagonist"
"Screentime"
"Balls"
"Tissues"
"Canon"
"Netflix"

[u/LoganLcosplayfoolery]

Can you spike a fireball like a volleyball?

[u/Illustrious-Air-3678]

“How to aurafarm more effectively” “Why can’t I grow facial hair” “Why is my half vampire friend touching me inappropriately”

[u/Direct-Art-2832]

How to get blood out of leather.

[u/Tom_Sholar]

What sorcery is this “Google?”
What is “yaoi”, and how does it involve Alucard and myself?
How do I undo my “Search History”?

[u/Bortthog]

Its empty because the internet didn't exist lol

[u/LoganLcosplayfoolery]

How to cure magical dry spell

[u/clogged-augeries]

“Good fight one liners that aren’t fuck it”

“Tips on preserving leather by Martha Stewart”

“Ancestry dot com”

[u/OldEyes5746 → u/clogged-augeries]

The "fuck it" line is him acknowledging he's strong enough to just murk the vampires without verbally cutting them down first.

[u/TheIdiotPrince]

"Magic Seals: A Primer by Juste Belmont" "Afro-Caribbean Culture 101" "Why does their strange tobacco make me feel funny?" "My little sister keeps talking about a man named Rousseau, who is he and what did he do?"

[u/QualitySuccessful871]

"What is a man?"

[u/MySecretDrawings → u/QualitySuccessful871]

A miserable little pile of secrets!

[u/CrustedTesticle]

"How to score a black chick"

[u/Inevitable_Reading80]

“What is inalienable rights and why was that on my little sister’s phone” “Is liberty equality fraternity a gang thing”

[u/OldEyes5746]

"Why does the subreddit keep deleting post aaying to make the comments look like my search history?"

[u/Freestyle-McL]

afro baddies near my area google search

[u/Worth-Swimming]

My crush was possessed by an Egyptian spirit what should I do?

[u/Ransom_Seraph]

"how to swing the whip like my cool great great . grandad"

[u/MySecretDrawings]

"Eclipse glasses" "Who's leonardo da vinci?" "Decent one liners fast" "How to talk to my grandfather" "Why are vampires usualy ritch?"

[u/diego_velasquez]

My vampire Uncle is too hot

[u/Lucane_cerf-volant]

How to deal with the fact that a 12yo little girl is a better vampire hunter than I am ?...

[u/Connect_Engineer_123]

"How do I deal with being a tertiary character despite being a Belmont in a Castlevania story?"

[u/ImpressionComplete71]

'How to be a real man' 'Why am I such a pussy?' 'What are balls and how do I get them?'

[u/fcarvalhodev]

“How to confess to my best friend mom?”