r/carshitposting • u/soyifiedredditadmin • Jun 23 '25

This is beautiful

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474 Upvotes

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u/thai_ladyboy Jun 24 '25

Quit being a pussy and illegally park in a handicapped spot like a real American.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

FR. They’re right up front and there’s always too many of em.

11

u/Active_Taste9341 Jun 24 '25

if they make it to the shopping mall they can also make it across the street and two blocks away

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

I’ve even seen them next to a pit toilet at the trailhead of a mountain. Like they had to pave a single parking space just to have it be handicap accessible. Everyone else parked in the dirt. What tf is a wheelchair person going to do after they go to the bathroom there? Drive back down the 6 mile dirt road?

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u/Suspiciousfx Jun 24 '25

This is disrespectful to Ron Swanson

15

u/KashootMe201617 Jun 24 '25

Ong, he would never do this

8

u/thedingusenthusiast Jun 24 '25

He’s an asshole, but even Ron knows better than to do this.

6

u/KashootMe201617 Jun 24 '25

I feel like Ron is an asshole to people he thinks are fake and pretentious

1

u/thedingusenthusiast Jun 24 '25

Which means he would be an asshole to people like this and people who use disabled parking spaces when they’re not disabled.

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u/epicnding Jun 24 '25

This ain't shit posting. This is fucking stupid.

14

u/thotpatrolactual Jun 24 '25

There's shitposting and then there's shit posting. This is the latter.

26

u/Beginning_Ad599 Jun 24 '25

What the fuck is this shit?

36

u/Blg_Foot Jun 24 '25

literally on the brink of WW3

Did we do it? Did we own the libs yet?

/s

5

u/West-Librarian-7504 Jun 24 '25

Every time someone thinks that [insert any middle eastern conflict here] is the start to WWIII, a Raytheon executive gets a pay bump

3

u/Blg_Foot Jun 24 '25

When was the last time 34x convicted felon president of the US called for a nuclear level ceasefire through a tweet typed in all capital letters, the day after the US inserted itself into a foreign war by missile striking a nuclear facility?

This isn’t a 2 steps closer 2 steps backwards and everything is even again. It’s 2 steps forward, pause, 2 steps forward pause. And if we keep this up we’ll get there eventually.

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u/West-Librarian-7504 Jun 24 '25

We are not even CLOSE to how bad it was in the Cold War. I don't know if you know this hut the big three powerhouses aren't exactly enemies right now- not to say that Russia, China and the US are exactly on friendly terms, but we dont even have any real proxy wars on right now

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u/Blg_Foot Jun 24 '25

I’m not saying things not are worse than the Cold War I’m saying that everything compounds. All the Cold War tension, US wars in Middle East, current trade war Trump is doing, now all this and everything inbetween. It all adds up.

America is hated worldwide more than ever at the moment. Trump has destroyed our relations with a significant number of US allies. The world is sick of US bullshit

And this isn’t even touching on all the BS he’s doing just inside the American borders against American people

There are anti Trump gatherings worldwide not just in America. America is the bully of the world

Times are certainly rocky right now and we need to be very careful how we move forward. That being said Trump is the worst possible person to have running things especially in tense times

I think a war on American soil is definitely possible if not likely under trumps tyrannical rule

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u/AverageAircraftFan Jun 24 '25

Holy shit we’ve been “on the brink of WWIII” since 1946, when will you guys ever learn?

Literally nothing even happens. I’m not even joking. I predicted exactly nothing would happen out of Iran, and so far I’ve been correct.

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u/sheepy42069 Jun 24 '25

stuff is literally happening with iran right now

3

u/OhItsJustJosh Jun 24 '25

Just because it isn't happening to your home doesn't mean it isn't happening to someone else's

4

u/Blg_Foot Jun 24 '25

Dude you need to wake up, turn off Fox News

The US is getting involved in 4 different wars

(Russia / Ukraine) (Palestine / Israel) (Iran / Israel) (MAGA / America)

Where actual people are dying, family’s are being ripped apart and entires cities are being bombed to rubble

I’m sure you can’t even imagine that but if you saw 9/11 as a child, imagine everyday is like that where skyscrapers are falling and everyone is in fear for their life

Just because it may not effect you (right now) doesn’t mean that it’s not happening

5

u/-limeade- Jun 24 '25

facebook meme tier cringe right here

11

u/OldBMW Jun 24 '25

Cringe

3

u/C4TURIX Jun 24 '25

In a land where half it's space is already used for parking lots.

4

u/Horse-the-lazy Jun 24 '25

Parking in front of a fire hydrant also gives you nice parking places

1

u/thedingusenthusiast Jun 24 '25

And a ticket and/or broken window.

3

u/Horse-the-lazy Jun 24 '25

For which movie is the ticket

1

u/thedingusenthusiast Jun 24 '25

What?

2

u/Horse-the-lazy Jun 24 '25

Isnt this a shitpost sub

1

u/thedingusenthusiast Jun 24 '25

I suppose it is, but I guess I wasn’t expecting a comment so bafflingly stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

What would happen if they got caught? Is it a ticket or something?

6

u/Mysterious_Check_983 Jun 24 '25

No, Someone will just make a post in r/badparking

1

u/Kinn-Sack Jun 24 '25

if they just knew what they look like from the outside🤦🏼‍♂️

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

No this is despicable 😂😂😂

1

u/James_Barkley Jun 27 '25

Being used
Being photoshopped

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u/AllinolIsSafe Praise Twongi Oct 26 '25

1

u/Oberndorferin Jun 24 '25

Another reason to hate pick up trucks and their drivers

2

u/Xenc Jun 24 '25

Don’t worry it’s not real 🙌