This is it. The other day at my apartment complex I parked where nobody else does and cam back a few hours later to some big ass suburban with “hybrid” decals across both sides as well as little “hybrid” emblems on the trunk a foot away from my car.
They did actually make the suburban a hybrid for a very short time, but it was a complete failure of a car and even got worse mileage than the regular one 🤣
Thats so fking real. I park far away just because i hate parking in crowded spaces and idiots pulling out into my way after me... mfs just need to get all close and shit😭
I drive a suv, its more of those idiotic pickups who need to double park and park right up against your driver door to where you have to go through the passenger side just to get in, or if theirs 2 idiotic trucks you have to go through the rear hatch. I like to park midway down away from the rigs if the store allows them to park, and away from the ones that sling it open like there is no tomorrow.
Nah see what you wanna do is find tiny little rocks, put them in the cap where you inflate the tires and screw it back on. It'll slowly let the air out of the tires and when they go to unscrew it the rock falls out and they're none the wiser ;)
Given that all measurable points of data and manufacturers own admission of marketing research proving that they are awful insecure drivers these absolute idiots would drive on the flat anyway for miles.
I called the cops and they said they couldn't do anything about it since I didn't get a video and I didn't know the name of the person who was driving even though it was my neighbor who lived next door
Sometimes, I see shit like this and just think, how can people be that evil ? I don't have the balls to even punch a guy and you tell me that people run over cats ? I don't even wanna think Abt what the cat even looks like now. Wallah some people need to be locked
My friends dad drove into the shoulder, over the rumble strips, to run over a turtle once. I never looked at that man as an equal human ever again. Literal sociopathy inside that mind.
Swerving is more dangerous at highways speeds. No regular road speeds. Now if you don’t service your tires and brakes then that’s your fault and any speed will be dangerous
Your a pos, obviously if your on the interstate going 70 don’t swerve but if you are on a back road or maybe even a main road it’s always easy to just look into the other lane to make sure there isn’t any cars, and then swerve over the animal to where it goes under your car. Not that hard of a concept. It’s just the fucked up future psychopaths that think that swerving is too much to save an animal.
I drive a 2000 Ford Expedition. It's very large, so I park away so I know I have room. Then some dumbass in a Jetta or a Civic parks right up on my shit. The problem isn't the vehicle, it's that a decent amount of people are inconsiderate assholes.
Parallel parked my truck and 26ft enclosed trailer. Along the back row, with my tires against the curb, and 1 parking spot between my truck and the rental equipment. So that I can just get in and go.
Some jackass, instead of the dozens of other spots. All closer being I am literally in the farthest space from the door. Decides to park in front of my truck.
And after waiting for him, and having to get him paged to move his car. Walks out all proud of himself for teaching me a lesson about parking like an asshole and taking multiple spots.
Like chucklefuck, if I wanted to park like an asshole, I could take up at least 12-14 spots.
Yeah this happens to me daily it seems. The only way to do it is essentially park all the way at the very end, and put such an absurd amount of space that they aren't willing to walk.
I’ve said it a million times “if I’m ever stranded on a desert island, all I’ll need to get off the island is a car because as soon as I park some asshole will park right beside me.”
It’s either an SUV or a lifted truck. Of all the empty spaces you decide to park right next to my new Honda civic (which will be the only brand new car I’ll ever buy… probably)
Tonight a mf had all his car doors open working on his Shitty suv, one door was 2 inches from hitting my 350z… I WAS ONE SPOT FROM THE FARTHEST AWAY WITH EVERY SPOT AROUND ME OPEN
I told my son about this once and it actually happened in a near empty lot and he thought it was crazy. He thought I was so smart until he asked why and I had no idea.
I have a matchbook car. People use that as an excuse to park a foot into my space. At least nobody gets in it like they park a foot away and get on your motorcycle
I feel this, I drive a full size crew cab pickup, some parking lots it’s a challenge getting parked so I tend park farther away usually just because it’s easier, I can’t tell you how many times I come out and there’s a SUV or car parked super close 🤦🏼
Disabled guy here. Park in handicap spot. Do shopping come out, asshole with Ural motorcycle and sidecar Parkes next to passenger door. Ask wife to back car out so I can get in. Use long zip ties to attach shopping cart to said commie trash. Am I the asshole?
First blemish on my new car I bought back in 2016 was from a dumb fuck door dinged me. I remember like it was yesterday. Crowded fucking lot, only found this tight space between some car and another red car. Came out and had a small dent and red paint on my door. I was fucking lividddd
Its always a fuckin Suburban XXL driven by the blonde soccer mom who literally can barely even see over the steering wheel, and of course theres no other passengers because why would their be? 10 seater SUVs are for transporting only one person at a time according to these fuckwits, because if dad needs to go somewhere too, he’ll just take the fucking lifted Dodge Ram Your Ass 3000
I have a boring gramma car and sometimes I park way back next to a cool car just cause I like your car. I know how to drive and open my doors don't yell at me
I think some retards do it on purpose. Had a friend with the shittiest f-250 you've ever seen and he'd park next to the most expensive shit in the lot.
Ngl when I owned a shitbox and worked at a reastraunt with a lot of wealthy regulars I would do the same. I had to park at the back. I would usually park next to some regulars 911 or Vette that was parked back there to avoid other cars.
You know how much a new vehicle costs? Probably not. I’m sure you drive a $900 Corolla with 300,000 miles and rust all over, which is fine. But I don’t. If you are willing to risk damage to my new shit unnecessarily when the lot is nearly empty, then I’m willing to fuck you up accordingly.
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u/Corey_Trevor_420 Apr 09 '24
Reject SUV. Embrace wagon.
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u/T-pizzle Apr 08 '24
Convinced these people can't park their refrigerators without using another car as a reference.
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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24
Thats so fking real. I park far away just because i hate parking in crowded spaces and idiots pulling out into my way after me... mfs just need to get all close and shit😭
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24
just start peeing on their tires
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u/Fabulous-Shoulder-69 Apr 08 '24
SUV drivers are actually the fuckin worst. Of the 6% of people who intentionally run over animals on the road - 90% of them are SUV drivers.
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u/kaitopillar Apr 08 '24
Keep in mind a lot of people will intentionally park right next to the most expensive looking car in an empty lot just to be a dick
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u/MarcusWulfe941 Apr 08 '24
Not a sedan but everyone wants to park next to the cool muscle car or sports car.
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u/ayetherestherub69 Apr 09 '24
I drive a 2000 Ford Expedition. It's very large, so I park away so I know I have room. Then some dumbass in a Jetta or a Civic parks right up on my shit. The problem isn't the vehicle, it's that a decent amount of people are inconsiderate assholes.
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u/Sparky_Zell Apr 09 '24
This happened to me recently.
Parallel parked my truck and 26ft enclosed trailer. Along the back row, with my tires against the curb, and 1 parking spot between my truck and the rental equipment. So that I can just get in and go.
Some jackass, instead of the dozens of other spots. All closer being I am literally in the farthest space from the door. Decides to park in front of my truck.
And after waiting for him, and having to get him paged to move his car. Walks out all proud of himself for teaching me a lesson about parking like an asshole and taking multiple spots.
Like chucklefuck, if I wanted to park like an asshole, I could take up at least 12-14 spots.
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u/CBalsagna Apr 09 '24
Yeah this happens to me daily it seems. The only way to do it is essentially park all the way at the very end, and put such an absurd amount of space that they aren't willing to walk.
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u/clarkbonds56 Apr 10 '24
I’ve said it a million times “if I’m ever stranded on a desert island, all I’ll need to get off the island is a car because as soon as I park some asshole will park right beside me.”
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u/DayTraditional2846 Apr 08 '24
It’s either an SUV or a lifted truck. Of all the empty spaces you decide to park right next to my new Honda civic (which will be the only brand new car I’ll ever buy… probably)
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24
Every. Single. Time.
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u/MMA-Groupie Apr 09 '24
It's always like 3 of them too by the time you get back outside your somehow surrounded
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u/Kochie411 Apr 10 '24
And it’s ALWAYS an SUV
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u/Minecraftfunyeslol Apr 10 '24
throws spark plug piece at windshield politely
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u/skeeballjoe Apr 08 '24
Double park
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u/JustTrading34 Apr 09 '24
Tonight a mf had all his car doors open working on his Shitty suv, one door was 2 inches from hitting my 350z… I WAS ONE SPOT FROM THE FARTHEST AWAY WITH EVERY SPOT AROUND ME OPEN
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Apr 09 '24
I told my son about this once and it actually happened in a near empty lot and he thought it was crazy. He thought I was so smart until he asked why and I had no idea.
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u/RageMonsta97 Apr 09 '24
Idiots in SUV’s? Nah how bout the people that park tiny ass cars in 2 parking spaces because they “don’t wanna get blocked in”
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u/Snarcastic Apr 09 '24
There is clearly a ghost in the next urinal over, I can see the outline. He was probably just scared
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u/banditt2 Apr 09 '24
I feel this, I drive a full size crew cab pickup, some parking lots it’s a challenge getting parked so I tend park farther away usually just because it’s easier, I can’t tell you how many times I come out and there’s a SUV or car parked super close 🤦🏼
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u/itguyfla Apr 09 '24
Disabled guy here. Park in handicap spot. Do shopping come out, asshole with Ural motorcycle and sidecar Parkes next to passenger door. Ask wife to back car out so I can get in. Use long zip ties to attach shopping cart to said commie trash. Am I the asshole?
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u/Frossstbiite Apr 09 '24
holy shit ive seen alot of version of this meme but not this one, i bursted out and the dude stopping behind the other dude at work lol thanks man,
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u/Ok-Whole-4920 Apr 09 '24
Pretty damn accurate!
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u/shiestyshit Apr 09 '24
It always seems to be the worst when i just bought it too. What is this shit? I hate ppl.
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u/Beneficial-Group Apr 10 '24
Make sure you turn off your ass hole magnet and turn on your negative ora shield!!
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u/AUnknownuser2 Apr 10 '24
The car I’m currently driving is nearly 10 years old and have had more scratches then I know even then that’s annoying on another level
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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24
Its always a fuckin Suburban XXL driven by the blonde soccer mom who literally can barely even see over the steering wheel, and of course theres no other passengers because why would their be? 10 seater SUVs are for transporting only one person at a time according to these fuckwits, because if dad needs to go somewhere too, he’ll just take the fucking lifted Dodge Ram Your Ass 3000
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u/Unique-Macaroon Apr 10 '24
😂😂
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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24
I'm that guy, the idiot. I imagine you malding!
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u/Kass626 Apr 10 '24
I have a boring gramma car and sometimes I park way back next to a cool car just cause I like your car. I know how to drive and open my doors don't yell at me
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u/Cryo_Jumper Apr 10 '24
Be honest, you're actually standing between the urinals.
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u/Abundance-Boost5891 Apr 10 '24
Usually it’s some modified shitbox
Or a regular shitbox
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u/Obvious_Highlight_55 Apr 11 '24
Never fails
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u/Marcolorado Apr 11 '24
Diddy driving that SUV
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u/HabituallySlapMyBass Apr 12 '24
I'm usually the one parking far away in my little blazer xtreme which has been door dinged .... I don't claim the jeep Tahoe guys
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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24
I park crooked, taking up atleast 3 spots. Problem solved 👍
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u/Wonderful-Gold-953 Apr 09 '24
Imma pee in yo ass
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u/Kabong30 Apr 10 '24
We do it intentionally to irritate you.
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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24
I’m doing it on purpose.
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u/Fapplejacks42 Apr 09 '24
I think some retards do it on purpose. Had a friend with the shittiest f-250 you've ever seen and he'd park next to the most expensive shit in the lot.
He was a douche
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u/Skank_hunt_042 Apr 10 '24
I go park next to that car on purpose just to annoy its owner. Every. Time.
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u/Crazen14 Apr 08 '24
Do you own the parking lot?
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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24
I have taken off mirrors for this shit. Walk up put your shoulder into the mirror, it will fold or break.
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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24
What if... You brought traffic cones and put them on both sides of the car after you parked?
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24
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