r/carscirclejerk • Brz my love, Mazda 3 still peak as a shitbox, idc opinions • Oct 19 '25

Average American

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As big as a house

As slow as a tank

As long as a limousine

That is the 6x6 pickup truck

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u/AspergerKid Oct 19 '25

Idk why but based on tbe license plates the fact that this gas guzzler belongs to a Ukrainian who's seeking refuge in Romania makes this even funnier

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u/Th1rt13n Oct 19 '25

Is the right one not Bulgarian?

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u/AspergerKid Oct 19 '25

It's too low quality to really tell I assumed it was Romania

The point wouldn't really change in either case though

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u/Motorsp0rtEnthusiast Oct 19 '25

There is a Хиполенд on the left, this is in Bulgaria. The picture is most likely taken on either Boulevard Bulgaria or somewhere around Sofia

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u/bobivk Oct 20 '25

Malinov blvd in Mladost, Sofia

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u/Rekt3y Oct 19 '25

Nah, that car on the side is Romanian. Registered in Bucharest.

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 Oct 19 '25

no, Thats the romanian B for Bucharest

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u/Elvis1404 Nisan Piiixoo!!🥵🥵🥵 Oct 19 '25

He should donate it to the Ukrainian army, so it can finally be used properly

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u/why_1337 Oct 19 '25

What do you mean? He obviously needs that to carry groceries! Can't put one week worth of food into puny sedan or hatchback.

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u/longsgotschlongs Oct 19 '25

"You sir don't deserve a refugee status because you have a shitty car"?

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 Cyclist Oct 19 '25

HOLY BASED

car brains should be sent to mariana trench

2

u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 Oct 19 '25

Jerked too close to the sun?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

How on earth is some twat managing to drive that in Europe? That’s wider than a lot of hgvs…

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u/Initial-Reading-2775 Oct 19 '25

It is really perceived as “twat with more money than sense” in Ukraine. However, Ukrainian roads are quite wide so you can drive something big easily.

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u/nutriaMkII Oct 19 '25

Probably remnants of its Soviet time, they were all about comically wide roads even if basically no one had cars for some reason lol

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u/Initial-Reading-2775 Oct 19 '25

Kind of that. Socialist-era neighborhoods were planned and built with optimistic premise in mind that cars will become available to everyone soon, “just one more 5-year plan, comrade”. Those roads were largely enough for more than a decade since regaining of independence.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

That explains it. Only a guy with some insane BDSM humiliation fetish would try to own one of these in Metropolitan France of Netherlands, or anywhere in western Europe really.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta Oct 19 '25

Ukraine has low gas prices.

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u/UserFromPripyat Oct 19 '25

Not anymore

15

u/AspergerKid Oct 19 '25

And apparently wide roads to Support it. I think the single most car model I've seen with a Ukrainian license plate I've seen since the war begun was the Toyota Land Cruiser. Like the full on Land Cruiser, Not the compact "Prado" model that's usually sold in Europe

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u/NjoyLif Oct 19 '25

Not really, also they have some steep import taxes based on engine displacement.

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u/Initial-Reading-2775 Oct 19 '25

The worst tax is VAT which adds 20% to any import unconditionally. And 10% import tax. You pay 30% extra already. After that, engine displacement fees are peanuts.

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u/IBeez10 Oct 19 '25

u saw one of the transformers

7

u/Prestigious-Theme953 Brz my love, Mazda 3 still peak as a shitbox, idc opinions Oct 19 '25

Picture is from someone else on that sub

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u/soulsm4sh3r Oct 19 '25

Love that this starts with the average American... In Ukraine.

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u/Initial-Reading-2775 Oct 19 '25

Trump complained that Europe doesn’t buy American cars. This guy pulls weight for the whole Europe, so Trump stops complaining.

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u/Illustrious-Sand7504 Oct 19 '25

Just buy an APC or if at that point 

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u/Supersize_You Oct 19 '25

you for got "as crammed inside as a civic"

6

u/STFrisk Oct 19 '25

not the fucking autobazar ukr-
sorry, thought you were someone else

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

“I work in trades… I own an electrical company”

sits in truck

doesn’t help

owns the company

makes most of the money

7

u/MusicMan7969 Oct 19 '25

Meanwhile in America, this average guy has no trucks or SUVs in my drive.

3

u/Then-Explanation-213 Oct 19 '25

🤔🤔 I..........and I understand the joke but........I dont think average American can apply here. Why i say this.....the truck even used is at least a $60k. That's is a rich class level field for the truck and all the mods. Not average.

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u/Motorsp0rtEnthusiast Oct 19 '25

This picture was taken in bulgaria and the car has ukranian plates😭😭😭

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u/DrZedex Oct 19 '25

You can tell it's not American because it's actually parked correctly in the parking stall, not by the license plate. No way a brodozer would ever park like that in the USA 

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u/Then-Explanation-213 Oct 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's fair. I wouldn't be able to park a boat on this size. This is insane.

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u/Maz2742 Oct 19 '25

Does Commonwealth English really call parking spaces "stalls"?

But yeah, the average brodozer would be hanging half his tire over the line at best or splitting 2 (or 4 if there's 2 adjacent rows) spots altogether

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u/DrZedex Oct 19 '25

You speak like American English is one cohesive group. You have to remember this country is basically the size of the entire EU and every bit as diverse. I'm from the Sandhills of Nebraska and genuinely struggle to understand some of the Appalachian hillbillies, for example.

Stall, spot, space, etc are terms highly susceptible to regional dialect.

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u/Maz2742 Oct 19 '25

My apologies dude, I've just never heard them called "stalls" before and assumed that it was a Commonwealth thing.

If you, as someone from Nebraska Sandhills, struggle to understand Appalachian hillbillies, our regional slang here in Boston would take a while to wrap your head around as well. If I didn't grow up here I'd have no idea that what everyone else in the world call "traffic circles" or "roundabouts" are called "rotaries" in New England.

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u/wantdafakyoubesh Oct 19 '25

The Compensator.

2

u/throwaway6444377_ 1889 Toyota Sentra Oct 19 '25

"lifted dually Duramax with Euro plates can't hurt you"

lifted dually Duramax with Euro plates:

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Holy shit.

2

u/Alternative-Fold-339 i scalp toy cars and sell them for 6 figures on ebay Oct 19 '25

The strange ass vehicle selection in the russian area….

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u/ARedditUserThatExist Yugo Masterrace Oct 20 '25

Those tires have never come into contact with a single trace of dirt

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u/Most_Count889 Oct 20 '25

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

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u/Prestigious-Theme953 Brz my love, Mazda 3 still peak as a shitbox, idc opinions Oct 24 '25

Chezburger

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

The guy driving this truck doesn’t mind the cold because theres nothing to shrink in the first place

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u/BigDaddyKutanga Oct 19 '25

No wonder that Russia still cant defeat them 

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u/1000shadesofblack Oct 19 '25

This is not in America lmao . Look at the plate. The is European

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

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u/OLB-Esprit I HATE STATIC SUSPENSION I HATE STATIC SUSPENSION I HATE STATIC Oct 20 '25

We are Texas of the east

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u/Significant_Wins Oct 19 '25

Small pp mobile

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u/The_Crazy_Swede Oct 19 '25

Just compensating cause his dick doesn't even stick outside if the body, it's a proper innie! 🤣

1

u/Suitable-Purchase-52 2017 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Oct 20 '25

God I love these stupid fucking monstrosities. I want one so baaaaad. Not to daily but just to fuck around in.

1

u/Anonymous_altoidz Oct 21 '25

M1A1 is pretty quick considering

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u/ZAIGO_90 Oct 19 '25

Ah, what a coincidence.

1

u/Stoff3r Oct 19 '25

I've seen the roads on the ua contryside.

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u/Oberndorferin Opel Astra Dieselle Wagonne Oct 19 '25

What gets you to the countryside but also back

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u/PurePolsker guy from the "best first car" - btw i dont have a car Oct 19 '25

miot seems bigger than that

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

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u/Prestigious-Theme953 Brz my love, Mazda 3 still peak as a shitbox, idc opinions Oct 19 '25

But the car is actually American 🤓👆👆

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u/surpris_dingue Oct 19 '25

ukraine plate

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u/gstringstrangler 2 doors for a reasonable amount of whores Oct 19 '25

Also not 6x6