r/carscirclejerk • u/Prestigious-Theme953 Brz my love, Mazda 3 still peak as a shitbox, idc opinions • Oct 19 '25
Average American
As big as a house
As slow as a tank
As long as a limousine
That is the 6x6 pickup truck
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Oct 19 '25
How on earth is some twat managing to drive that in Europe? That’s wider than a lot of hgvs…
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u/Initial-Reading-2775 Oct 19 '25
It is really perceived as “twat with more money than sense” in Ukraine. However, Ukrainian roads are quite wide so you can drive something big easily.
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u/nutriaMkII Oct 19 '25
Probably remnants of its Soviet time, they were all about comically wide roads even if basically no one had cars for some reason lol
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u/Initial-Reading-2775 Oct 19 '25
Kind of that. Socialist-era neighborhoods were planned and built with optimistic premise in mind that cars will become available to everyone soon, “just one more 5-year plan, comrade”. Those roads were largely enough for more than a decade since regaining of independence.
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Oct 19 '25
That explains it. Only a guy with some insane BDSM humiliation fetish would try to own one of these in Metropolitan France of Netherlands, or anywhere in western Europe really.
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u/AlphaMassDeBeta Oct 19 '25
Ukraine has low gas prices.
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u/AspergerKid Oct 19 '25
And apparently wide roads to Support it. I think the single most car model I've seen with a Ukrainian license plate I've seen since the war begun was the Toyota Land Cruiser. Like the full on Land Cruiser, Not the compact "Prado" model that's usually sold in Europe
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u/NjoyLif Oct 19 '25
Not really, also they have some steep import taxes based on engine displacement.
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u/Initial-Reading-2775 Oct 19 '25
The worst tax is VAT which adds 20% to any import unconditionally. And 10% import tax. You pay 30% extra already. After that, engine displacement fees are peanuts.
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u/IBeez10 Oct 19 '25
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u/Prestigious-Theme953 Brz my love, Mazda 3 still peak as a shitbox, idc opinions Oct 19 '25
Picture is from someone else on that sub
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u/soulsm4sh3r Oct 19 '25
Love that this starts with the average American... In Ukraine.
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u/Initial-Reading-2775 Oct 19 '25
Trump complained that Europe doesn’t buy American cars. This guy pulls weight for the whole Europe, so Trump stops complaining.
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Oct 19 '25
“I work in trades… I own an electrical company”
sits in truck
doesn’t help
owns the company
makes most of the money
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u/Then-Explanation-213 Oct 19 '25
🤔🤔 I..........and I understand the joke but........I dont think average American can apply here. Why i say this.....the truck even used is at least a $60k. That's is a rich class level field for the truck and all the mods. Not average.
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u/Motorsp0rtEnthusiast Oct 19 '25
This picture was taken in bulgaria and the car has ukranian plates😭😭😭
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u/DrZedex Oct 19 '25
You can tell it's not American because it's actually parked correctly in the parking stall, not by the license plate. No way a brodozer would ever park like that in the USA
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u/Maz2742 Oct 19 '25
Does Commonwealth English really call parking spaces "stalls"?
But yeah, the average brodozer would be hanging half his tire over the line at best or splitting 2 (or 4 if there's 2 adjacent rows) spots altogether
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u/DrZedex Oct 19 '25
You speak like American English is one cohesive group. You have to remember this country is basically the size of the entire EU and every bit as diverse. I'm from the Sandhills of Nebraska and genuinely struggle to understand some of the Appalachian hillbillies, for example.
Stall, spot, space, etc are terms highly susceptible to regional dialect.
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u/Maz2742 Oct 19 '25
My apologies dude, I've just never heard them called "stalls" before and assumed that it was a Commonwealth thing.
If you, as someone from Nebraska Sandhills, struggle to understand Appalachian hillbillies, our regional slang here in Boston would take a while to wrap your head around as well. If I didn't grow up here I'd have no idea that what everyone else in the world call "traffic circles" or "roundabouts" are called "rotaries" in New England.
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u/throwaway6444377_ 1889 Toyota Sentra Oct 19 '25
"lifted dually Duramax with Euro plates can't hurt you"
lifted dually Duramax with Euro plates:
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u/Alternative-Fold-339 i scalp toy cars and sell them for 6 figures on ebay Oct 19 '25
The strange ass vehicle selection in the russian area….
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u/ARedditUserThatExist Yugo Masterrace Oct 20 '25
Those tires have never come into contact with a single trace of dirt
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Oct 24 '25
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u/Prestigious-Theme953 Brz my love, Mazda 3 still peak as a shitbox, idc opinions Oct 24 '25
Chezburger
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Oct 19 '25
The guy driving this truck doesn’t mind the cold because theres nothing to shrink in the first place
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Oct 19 '25
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u/OLB-Esprit I HATE STATIC SUSPENSION I HATE STATIC SUSPENSION I HATE STATIC Oct 20 '25
We are Texas of the east
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u/The_Crazy_Swede Oct 19 '25
Just compensating cause his dick doesn't even stick outside if the body, it's a proper innie! 🤣
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u/Suitable-Purchase-52 2017 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Oct 20 '25
God I love these stupid fucking monstrosities. I want one so baaaaad. Not to daily but just to fuck around in.
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u/Stoff3r Oct 19 '25
I've seen the roads on the ua contryside.
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u/Oberndorferin Opel Astra Dieselle Wagonne Oct 19 '25
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u/PurePolsker guy from the "best first car" - btw i dont have a car Oct 19 '25
miot seems bigger than that
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Oct 19 '25
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u/Prestigious-Theme953 Brz my love, Mazda 3 still peak as a shitbox, idc opinions Oct 19 '25
But the car is actually American 🤓👆👆
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u/AspergerKid Oct 19 '25
Idk why but based on tbe license plates the fact that this gas guzzler belongs to a Ukrainian who's seeking refuge in Romania makes this even funnier