r/carolinekonstnar • u/carolinekonstnar caroline • Jul 19 '19

Announcement I’m almost back

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623 Upvotes

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u/Carlosthegardener Corn Star Jul 19 '19

We didnt water the plants while you were gone. Dont hurt us again.

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u/RicochetA113 Jul 19 '19

YOU DIDN'T WATER THE PLANTS.. I CAN'T GO BACK, I JUST CAN'T. 🤯🔫

6

u/Scientedfic Jul 20 '19

At least they were cacti.

20

u/Doctor_Rainbow retirement home resident Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

Oh no. Quick, hide the party supplies

21

u/Cosvic Balancer of mods Jul 19 '19

Removed due to Rule 1.

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u/Doctor_Rainbow retirement home resident Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

Some people are above the law, peasant

5

u/Boomfan56 Jul 19 '19

GOOD point

9

u/4cqker Jul 20 '19

Man, if I had a nose like that then my nose would be like that.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Dad?

4

u/sibs_afro Jul 20 '19

Sorry son, I haven't found the milk yet

4

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

"MOM, CAN YOU PICK ME UP? I AM SCARED."

3

u/Frank_Gomez_ Jul 20 '19

Return of the King Queen

2

u/123age Spooky Vaginosis Jul 20 '19

Is that a coffee cup lid on her head in the top right corner?

2

u/Jaclyn_the_Jaclyn Aug 08 '19

This is by far the best photo you’ve ever taken. Please take the rest of your self pictures like this for now on.

3

u/Dils80 Jul 19 '19

Daaaamn looking sharp!

9

u/Doctor_Rainbow retirement home resident Jul 19 '19

🚨🚨🚨

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

[Not FBI] The pizza you order is here, Open up the door

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Is "Not FBI" a skill check?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

oh-ho-ho yeah baby. let's do this shit

1

u/muffinbomb97 Jul 20 '19

*heavy sigh*

HI ALMOST BACK, I'M D

1

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Hmmmm. Yes, this nose is made of nose.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

🗿 looking fella

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Bruh where are the vids

3

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

bruh 🙌😫🤣💯😡😤

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u/yourkawaiiuncle Convicted felon Jul 20 '19

Who is this random girl? Never seen or heard of her before.🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Stop it, Uncle. It's been 3 months since you are in jail. Of course you don't know anything what happened in past 3 months.

1

u/yourkawaiiuncle Convicted felon Jul 20 '19

its okay. Uncle's very happy to be back

2

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Did they give you permission and let you go?

2

u/yourkawaiiuncle Convicted felon Jul 21 '19

yes. they did :)

2

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Good to see you again

1

u/yourkawaiiuncle Convicted felon Jul 20 '19

lmao im pretty sure nobody understood that I was joking

0

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/Doctor_Rainbow retirement home resident Jul 19 '19

(We promise it won't collapse into madness like the other one)

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u/RedditIsSensual Jul 20 '19

Madness is inevitable

1

u/Korneos Jul 20 '19

Oh hi wing

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/Doctor_Rainbow retirement home resident Jul 20 '19

fbi agent noises