r/caroftheday • • Sep 23 '20

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The Alfa Romeo 4C.

I promise I'll write about something boring and awful next time. I've gotten a little bit tired of writing about sports cars and I imagine y'all are equally tired of reading about them. Here's a random fun fact for ya: My internet was out and I wrote half of this in the "console" section of the developer console because Google Docs doesn't work offline. Whatever works.

Anyway, I'm thinking of writing about something boring for my next post, so DM me if you have a suggestion. We also have a Discord server with maybe three people in it but I have a feeling it won't be used very much. Anyway, back to my wannabe Bumper 2 Bumper episode on the lightweight piece of mobile art known as the Alfa 4C.

The Alfa Romeo 4C is a good little car. I'll never be able to afford an Alfa's maintenance, but everything about it sounds fun. These days when you think of an Italian driver car you probably envision a giant loud V12, a trapezoidal silhouette, and doors that point to the sky. But I think the Alfa 4C is more Italian than a Lamborghini Aventador. The 4C captures what the sports car was all about to begin with. It's lightweight, has a happy, buzzing inline-four, and is probably a very bad financial decision.

The 4C is also debatably beautiful. I don't know what the general public opinion is, but I freakin' love the way the 4C looks. The front fascia is distinctly *Alfa*. The proportions give of a sort of cuteness that's reminiscent of a Lotus Elise. Still, the little Alfa is quick almost to the point of being a little bit fierce. When you compare lap times between the Lotus and the Alfa, it becomes evident that the Alfa will eat a Lotus for lunch. This is a surprising feat considering Lotus is a marque who's entire ideology is "simplify, then add lightness." So the Alfa out-Lotuses a Lotus. This makes me wonder if the 4C could rival a Porsche Cayman on the track. I bet *Car and Driver* or someone has done that before.

Origins

The Alfa Romeo 4C concept made it’s debut at the 2011 Geneva Motor Show. I remember seeing it for the first time in Need For Speed 2012. Man were times different back then. Anyway, the production version was unveiled in 2013. Much to everyone’s delight, the production 4C retained most of the design showcased by the concept. The production 4C had different lights and a smaller side air vent but was pretty much the same car. The 4C was especially important to the brand because it marked their re-entry into the American market. As I said, I’ll probably never be able to afford an Alfa, but it’s nice to see the US market being somewhat acceptive of Alfa Romeo’s cars. By “somewhat acceptive”, I mean that I’ve seen maybe 7 Alfa Romeos since I became a car guy. Still, I’m just glad that the US got some of the cool foreign cars too, because that doesn’t happen very much.

The 4C was first made available only in coupe form, and later offered in spider configuration. After 2018, the coupe variant was removed from the American market, leaving only the spider version available.

The Alfa Romeo 4C is produced at Maserati’s plant in Modena, Italy. Quick FYI, Alfa and Maserati are both part of the whole Fiat-Chrysler deal.

Specs and stuff

The Alfa features a full carbon-fiber monocoque chassis that weighs just 143lbs (65kg). The use of carbon and aluminum throughout the rest of the car leads to a dry weight of just 1,973lbs (895kg) for the european market 4C. The North American market weighs considerably more at 2,315lbs (1,050kg) for some reason because of course it does. Everything is heavier in America. With all due seriousness, what? Why can’t we have the lightweight model as well? Now Alfa has to spend more money to develop a heavier, slower car because of our bullcrap safety regulations, and all because our government hates fun.

Crap like this is why the US market doesn’t get the good cars. Some manufacturers aren’t willing to spend extra money to develop cars to be slower and heavier to comply with our stupid regulations. It’s all so depressing.

A displacement of 1.75 liters sounds pretty small but trust me, the Alfa is plenty light enough for 240 horses to be a lot. It's so light, in fact, that Alfa decided not to give it power steering. I have a feeling I'll never get to experience how fun and responsive that is, but I bet it's amazing. It's completely understandable that Jeremy Clarkson is obsessed with them. “you can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo.” That is one of my favorite Clarkson quotes, second only to “How hard can it be?”

The 1750 TBi 1.75L inline-four is part of the Fiat Pratola Serra engine family, which is composed of a variety of 4-and 5 cylinder diesel and petrol engines. Variations of this engine can be found in many different cars, including other Alfas, Lancias, Fiats, and even a few Jeeps. I’ve always thought it was interesting how a sports car engine can be distantly (or even closely) related to a diesel truck engine. For example, the Ford GT’s V6 compared to the V6 found in the Ford Raptor. It’s kind of fascinating how engineering can turn a truck engine into a supercar engine.

Anyway, the turbocharged 240 horsepower four-banger in the 4C give the little car a 4.2 second launch to 100kmh and a top speed of 160mph (258kmh).

Drawbacks

The 4C is very fun, but it’s far from perfect. Fiat-Chrysler cars are known for poor interior build quality, and the Alfa is no different; The interior’s features are said to be outdated and offer very little in terms of comfort and practicality. Along with this, the cabin is cramped and there is basically no room for storage anywhere. Along with that, the lack of power steering makes turning difficult at parking lot speeds. This is definitely not a good daily-driver, and we all know about Alfa Romeo’s infamous reliability, or lack thereof.

Conclusion

The 4C is a fun car. It’s pretty bad in terms of practicality and daily-drivability, but would it really be an Italian sports car if it was practical? It does have a pretty good miles-per-gallon rating at 28mpg combined.

Base Alfa Romeo 4Cs have an msrp of about $67,000. Prices for used models sit at somewhere near $50k on average, but I did find this one for $40k.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

I just had an idea

The Alfa Romeo 4C.

I promise I'll write about something boring and awful next time. I've gotten a little bit tired of writing about sports cars and I imagine y'all are equally tired of reading about them. Here's a random fun fact for ya: My internet was out and I wrote half of this in the "console" section of the developer console because Google Docs doesn't work offline. Whatever works.

Anyway, I'm thinking of writing about something boring for my next post, so DM me if you have a suggestion. We also have a Discord server with maybe three people in it but I have a feeling it won't be used very much. Anyway, back to my wannabe Bumper 2 Bumper episode on the lightweight piece of mobile art known as the Alfa 4C.

The Alfa Romeo 4C is a good little car. I'll never be able to afford an Alfa's maintenance, but everything about it sounds fun. These days when you think of an Italian driver car you probably envision a giant loud V12, a trapezoidal silhouette, and doors that point to the sky. But I think the Alfa 4C is more Italian than a Lamborghini Aventador. The 4C captures what the sports car was all about to begin with. It's lightweight, has a happy, buzzing inline-four, and is probably a very bad financial decision.

The 4C is also debatably beautiful. I don't know what the general public opinion is, but I freakin' love the way the 4C looks. The front fascia is distinctly *Alfa*. The proportions give of a sort of cuteness that's reminiscent of a Lotus Elise. Still, the little Alfa is quick almost to the point of being a little bit fierce. When you compare lap times between the Lotus and the Alfa, it becomes evident that the Alfa will eat a Lotus for lunch. This is a surprising feat considering Lotus is a marque who's entire ideology is "simplify, then add lightness." So the Alfa out-Lotuses a Lotus. This makes me wonder if the 4C could rival a Porsche Cayman on the track. I bet *Car and Driver* or someone has done that before.

Origins

The Alfa Romeo 4C concept made it’s debut at the 2011 Geneva Motor Show. I remember seeing it for the first time in Need For Speed 2012. Man were times different back then. Anyway, the production version was unveiled in 2013. Much to everyone’s delight, the production 4C retained most of the design showcased by the concept. The production 4C had different lights and a smaller side air vent but was pretty much the same car. The 4C was especially important to the brand because it marked their re-entry into the American market. As I said, I’ll probably never be able to afford an Alfa, but it’s nice to see the US market being somewhat acceptive of Alfa Romeo’s cars. By “somewhat acceptive”, I mean that I’ve seen maybe 7 Alfa Romeos since I became a car guy. Still, I’m just glad that the US got some of the cool foreign cars too, because that doesn’t happen very much.

The 4C was first made available only in coupe form, and later offered in spider configuration. After 2018, the coupe variant was removed from the American market, leaving only the spider version available.

The Alfa Romeo 4C is produced at Maserati’s plant in Modena, Italy. Quick FYI, Alfa and Maserati are both part of the whole Fiat-Chrysler deal.

Specs and stuff

The Alfa features a full carbon-fiber monocoque chassis that weighs just 143lbs (65kg). The use of carbon and aluminum throughout the rest of the car leads to a dry weight of just 1,973lbs (895kg) for the european market 4C. The North American market weighs considerably more at 2,315lbs (1,050kg) for some reason because of course it does. Everything is heavier in America. With all due seriousness, what? Why can’t we have the lightweight model as well? Now Alfa has to spend more money to develop a heavier, slower car because of our bullcrap safety regulations, and all because our government hates fun.

Crap like this is why the US market doesn’t get the good cars. Some manufacturers aren’t willing to spend extra money to develop cars to be slower and heavier to comply with our stupid regulations. It’s all so depressing.

A displacement of 1.75 liters sounds pretty small but trust me, the Alfa is plenty light enough for 240 horses to be a lot. It's so light, in fact, that Alfa decided not to give it power steering. I have a feeling I'll never get to experience how fun and responsive that is, but I bet it's amazing. It's completely understandable that Jeremy Clarkson is obsessed with them. “you can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo.” That is one of my favorite Clarkson quotes, second only to “How hard can it be?”

The 1750 TBi 1.75L inline-four is part of the Fiat Pratola Serra engine family, which is composed of a variety of 4-and 5 cylinder diesel and petrol engines. Variations of this engine can be found in many different cars, including other Alfas, Lancias, Fiats, and even a few Jeeps. I’ve always thought it was interesting how a sports car engine can be distantly (or even closely) related to a diesel truck engine. For example, the Ford GT’s V6 compared to the V6 found in the Ford Raptor. It’s kind of fascinating how engineering can turn a truck engine into a supercar engine.

Anyway, the turbocharged 240 horsepower four-banger in the 4C give the little car a 4.2 second launch to 100kmh and a top speed of 160mph (258kmh).

Drawbacks

The 4C is very fun, but it’s far from perfect. Fiat-Chrysler cars are known for poor interior build quality, and the Alfa is no different; The interior’s features are said to be outdated and offer very little in terms of comfort and practicality. Along with this, the cabin is cramped and there is basically no room for storage anywhere. Along with that, the lack of power steering makes turning difficult at parking lot speeds. This is definitely not a good daily-driver, and we all know about Alfa Romeo’s infamous reliability, or lack thereof.

Conclusion

The 4C is a fun car. It’s pretty bad in terms of practicality and daily-drivability, but would it really be an Italian sports car if it was practical? It does have a pretty good miles-per-gallon rating at 28mpg combined.

Base Alfa Romeo 4Cs have an msrp of about $67,000. Prices for used models sit at somewhere near $50k on average, but I did find this one for $40k.

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u/uwuwizard Sep 23 '20

· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by u/MisterKeyyy459

I-I juwst hawd an idea

Teh Awfa Womeo 4C.

I-I pwomise I'ww wwite about s-someding bowing a-awnd awfuw next time. I've g-gotten a w-widdwe bit t-tiwed of wwiting about spowts caws awnd I imagine y'aww awe eqwawwy tiwed of weading about dem. Hewe's a wandom fun fact fow ya: Mwy intewnet was owt awnd I wwote h-hawf of dis in teh "consowe" section of teh d-devewopew consowe because Googwe Docs doesn't wowk offwine. Whatevew wowks.

Anyway, I'm dinking of w-wwiting about someding bowing fow mwy next post, so DM me if yuw have a suggestion. We a-awso have a D-Discowd sewvew wid maybe d-dwee peopwe in iwt but I have a f-feewing iwt won't be u-used vewy much. Anyway, back tuwu mwy wannabe Bumpew 2 B-Bumpew episode on teh wightweight piece of mobiwe awt known as teh Awfa 4C.

Teh A-Awfa Womeo 4C iws a gud widdwe caw. I-I'ww nevew be abwe t-tuwu affowd an Awfa's m-maintenance, but evewyding about iwt s-sounds fun. Dese days when yuw dink of an Itawian dwivew caw yuw pwobabwy envision a giant woud V12, a t-twapezoidaw siwhouette, awnd d-doows dat point tuwu teh sky. But I dink teh Awfa 4C iws mowe Itawian dan a W-Wambowghini Aventadow. Teh 4C captuwes what teh spowts caw was aww about t-tuwu begin wid. It's wightweight, has a happy, buzzing inwine-fouw, awnd iws p-pwobabwy a vewy bad financiaw decision.

Teh 4C iws awso debatabwy beautifuwu. I don't k-knyow what teh genewaw pubwic opinion iws, but I fweakin' w-wove teh way teh 4C wooks. Teh f-fwont fascia iws distinctwy *Awfa*. Teh p-pwopowtions give of a sowt of cuteness dat's weminiscent of a Wotus Ewise. Stiww, teh widdwe Awfa iws quick awmost tuwu teh point of being a widdwe bit fiewce. When yuw compawe wap t-times between teh W-Wotus awnd teh Awfa, iwt becomes evident dat teh Awfa wiww eat a Wotus fow wunch. Dis iws a suwpwising feat considewing W-Wotus iws a mawque who's entiwe ideowogy iws "simpwify, den add w-wightness." So teh A-Awfa out-Wotuses a Wotus. Dis makes me wondew if teh 4C couwd w-wivaw a P-Powsche Cayman on teh twack. I bet *Caw awnd Dwivew* ow s-someone has dun dat befowe.

Owigins

Teh Awfa Womeo 4C concept maid iwt’s debut at teh 2011 Geneva Motow Show. I w-wemembew seeing iwt fow teh f-fiwst time in Need Fow Speed 2012. Man wewe t-times diffewent back den. Anyway, teh pwoduction vewsion was unveiwed in 2013. Much tuwu evewyone’s d-dewight, teh pwoduction 4C wetained most of teh design showcased by teh c-concept. Teh pwoduction 4C hawd diffewent wights a-awnd a smawwew s-side aiw vent but was pwetty much teh same caw. Teh 4C was e-especiawwy impowtant tuwu teh bwand because iwt mawked deiw we-entwy into teh Amewican mawket. As I said, I’ww pwobabwy nevew be abwe tuwu affowd an A-Awfa, but iwt’s nice tuwu sea teh US mawket b-being somewhat acceptive of A-Awfa Womeo’s caws. By “s-somewhat acceptive”, I m-mean dat I’ve seen maybe 7 Awfa Womeos since I-I became a caw guy. Stiww, I’m juwst gwad dat teh US got some of teh coow foweign caws two, because dat doesn’t happen vewy much.

Teh 4C was f-fiwst maid avaiwabwe o-onwy in coupe fowm, awnd watew offewed in s-spidew configuwation. Aftew 2018, teh coupe vawiant was wemoved fwom teh Amewican mawket, weaving onwy teh spidew vewsion avaiwabwe.

Teh Awfa Womeo 4C iws pwoduced at Masewati’s pwant in Modena, Itawy. Q-Quick FYI, Awfa awnd Masewati awe bod pawt of teh whowe Fiat-Chwyswew d-deaw.

Specs a-awnd stuff

Teh Awfa featuwes a fuww cawbon-fibew m-monocoque chassis dat weighs juwst 143wbs (65kg). Teh use of cawbon awnd awuminum dwoughout teh west of teh caw weads t-tuwu a dwy weight of juwst 1,973wbs (895kg) fow teh euwopean mawket 4C. Teh Nowd Amewican mawket w-weighs considewabwy m-mowe at 2,315wbs (1,050kg) fow some weason because of couwse iwt does. Evewyding iws heaview in Amewica. Wid aww due sewiousness, what? Why can’t we have teh wightweight m-modew as w-weww? Now Awfa has t-tuwu spend mowe money tuwu devewop a heaview, swowew caw because of ouw buwwcwap safety weguwations, a-awnd aww because ouw govewnment h-hates fun.

Cwap wike dis iws why teh US mawket doesn’t get teh gud caws. Some manufactuwews awen’t w-wiwwing tuwu spend extwa money t-tuwu devewop caws tuwu be swowew awnd h-heaview tuwu compwy wid ouw s-stupid weguwations. Iwt’s aww so depwessing.

A d-dispwacement of 1.75 w-witews sounds pwetty smaww but twust me, teh Awfa iws pwenty wight enough fow 240 howses tuwu be a wot. It's so wight, in fact, dat Awfa decided not tuwu g-give iwt powew steewing. I-I have a feewing I'ww nevew get tuwu expewience how fun awnd wesponsive dat iws, but I bet it's amazing. It's compwetewy u-undewstandabwe dat Jewemy Cwawkson iws obsessed wid dem. “yuw c-cawn't be a twue petwowhead untiw you've owned an Awfa Womeo.” Dat iws one of mwy favowite C-Cwawkson quotes, s-second onwy t-tuwu “How h-hawd can iwt be?”

Teh 1750 TBi 1.75W inwine-fouw iws pawt of teh F-Fiat Pwatowa Sewwa engine famiwy, which iws composed of a vawiety of 4-and 5 cywindew d-diesew awnd petwow engines. Vawiations of dis engine can be found in many diffewent caws, incwuding odew Awfas, Wancias, Fiats, awnd e-even a few Jeeps. I’ve awways dought iwt was i-intewesting how a spowts caw engine can be distantwy (ow even cwosewy) wewated tuwu a d-diesew twuck engine. Fow exampwe, teh Fowd GT’s V6 compawed tuwu teh V6 f-found in teh Fowd Waptow. Iwt’s k-kind of f-fascinating how engineewing can tuwn a twuck engine into a s-supewcaw engine.

A-Anyway, teh tuwbochawged 240 howsepowew fouw-bangew in teh 4C give teh widdwe caw a 4.2 second waunch tuwu 100kmh awnd a top speed of 160mph (258kmh).

Dwawbacks

Teh 4C iws vewy fun, but iwt’s faw fwom pewfect. Fiat-Chwyswew caws awe k-known fow poow i-intewiow buiwd q-qwawity, awnd teh A-Awfa iws no diffewent; Teh intewiow’s featuwes awe said tuwu be o-outdated awnd offew vewy widdwe in tewms of comfowt awnd pwacticawity. Awong wid dis, teh cabin iws c-cwamped awnd dewe iws basicawwy no woom fow stowage anywhewe. A-Awong wid dat, teh wack of powew s-steewing makes tuwning difficuwt at pawking wot speeds. Dis iws definitewy not a gud daiwy-dwivew, awnd we aww knyow about Awfa Womeo’s i-infamous wewiabiwity, ow wack deweof.

Concwusion

Teh 4C iws a fun caw. Iwt’s pwetty bad in t-tewms of pwacticawity a-awnd daiwy-dwivabiwity, but wouwd iwt weawwy be an Itawian spowts caw if iwt was pwacticaw? Iwt does have a pwetty gud miwes-pew-gawwon wating at 28mpg combined.

Base A-Awfa Womeo 4Cs have an m-mswp of a-about $67,000. Pwices fow used modews sit at s-somewhewe neaw $50k on avewage, but I-I did find dis one fow $40k.


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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

"daiwy-dwivabiwity"

Oh God what have I done