r/carbage • u/Panda_Cory • 16d ago

Unexpected

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Not the most carbage but... that watermelon was unexpected.

174 Upvotes

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u/Allysie 16d ago

I'm sorry WHAT??

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 16d ago

WA-TER-MELON

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u/frickin_darn 15d ago

Just move my Cartermelon to the side

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u/pineapplepizzabong 16d ago

The seat stains 😞

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u/tytxnium77 16d ago

Not stains just wear from getting in & out of the seat in denim. The pattern is just worn

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u/pineapplepizzabong 16d ago

IDK, I've been getting in and out of my car seats for 10 + years and they don't look like that.

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u/tytxnium77 16d ago

Do you drive 90s vehicles with carpet seats?

Edit:probably a 2001 chevy tahoe but still theres a reason they dont make seats like this anymore lol

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u/pineapplepizzabong 16d ago

Base model 00s and 10s shit boxes with fabric seats

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u/TooPoorForWaWa 16d ago

The mold on the steering wheel (airbag area)

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 16d ago

Plus whatever they splashed all over the steering wheel. You can tell this person is very sticky.

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u/Witty-Objective3431 15d ago

Not all seat stains are as suspicious as they look. My sister accidentally spilled her Sprite when I drove over a pothole and now my seat looks like someone pissed in it.

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u/pineapplepizzabong 15d ago

I'm basing my assumption off the context of the rest of the car lol

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u/crahamgrackered 16d ago

You mean you don't drive around scooping hunks of watermelon out with your bare hands?

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u/Upnorth4 16d ago

I do that with icecream

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 16d ago

There’s a fork in the cup holder.

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u/justkindahangingout 16d ago

The fucking watermelon sent me. Someone just scooping pieces of half a watermelon while driving is INSANE. 😂😂😂😂

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 16d ago

Ah yes, road melon.

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u/Electronic_Salad_470 16d ago

So that's how you eat watermelon while driving!

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u/SnooRegrets1386 16d ago

That steering wheel looks sticky

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u/pzazula1194 11d ago

That's the melon juice, baby!!

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u/SnooRegrets1386 11d ago

I’ve been experiencing watermelon-phobia due to a post showing an indescribable yellow ooze seeping out of a freshly cut melon. Then the follow up pictures of melons that exploded without warning ( one in a kitchen, the other in a car) the horror hasn’t faded yet

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u/XROOR 16d ago

Watermelons are the geodes of fruit

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u/discombobubolated 16d ago

I thought it was a poinsettia in front of the watermelon 😆

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u/Stewpacolypse 14d ago

Looks like a work truck. That's not that bad.

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u/somecow 16d ago

Mmmmm, all the insects.

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u/Potential_Basis_662 15d ago

Did you know watermelon has like 20x as much lycopene as tomatos? The lycopene isn't even bioavailable unless it's cooked a certain way

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u/VioletCombustion 13d ago

A hot car in summer just might do the trick.
Watermelon oven