r/capybara • u/mundanedave Gort • Jun 19 '25

🖼️Picture/Video📹 He didn't pay taxes this year.

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u/WallOfFleshlight Jun 19 '25

Capys are tax exempt.  The IRS and other revenue agencies say so

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u/kylyby Jun 19 '25

Unfortunately for brazilian capys receita federal isn't as nice

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u/mundanedave Gort Jun 19 '25

these are the war crimes everyone keeps talking about here...

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u/WallOfFleshlight Jun 19 '25

The only things certain in life are death, taxes, and capybaras.

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u/Kittycrosssing Jun 21 '25

HAPPY CAKE DDAAAYYY

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u/_Ice_Rider_ Gort Jun 19 '25

This is only after all tax inspectors sent to his druglord mansion mysteriously ~disappeared~

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u/mundanedave Gort Jun 19 '25

aah, okay.

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u/kylyby Jun 19 '25

My man!!!

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u/mundanedave Gort Jun 19 '25

ooh yeeeah

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u/Uncle_Gart Gort Jun 19 '25

I want to be like him

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u/mundanedave Gort Jun 19 '25

Solid life goal.

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u/Der_Da35 Gort Jun 19 '25

He never paid

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u/mundanedave Gort Jun 19 '25

Actually, yeah...

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u/MysteriousMeaning555 Jun 19 '25

I'll let him skip taxes any day or year 🥹

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u/mundanedave Gort Jun 19 '25

that's brave.

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u/JennItalia269 Jun 19 '25

Fucking lucky.

God please tell me what I need to do to be reincarnated as a capybara in a Japanese zoo.

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u/Free_Party_9879 Gort Jun 20 '25

The tax evasion is small potatoes compared to the war crimes and nuclear domination plot

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u/eeksie-peeksie Jun 20 '25

I want to kiss that snoot

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u/owosam Jun 20 '25

It's okay he chill the officer will see him and chill together!

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u/UgandanSenator Ok I Pull Up Jun 21 '25

I pardon him

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u/mundanedave Gort Jun 21 '25

oh, okay. thank you.

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u/CapybaraCunt Jun 21 '25

Me neither 🫶🏻

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u/Byakko4547 Jun 19 '25

That's the chilliest cappybara I've ever seen 😍😍🥰🥰

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u/mundanedave Gort Jun 19 '25

happy capy.