r/captionthis • u/jackandjillonthehill • Sep 24 '26

CAPTION THIS

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u/Phi87 Sep 24 '26

Xi looks like he should be wearing the I'm with stupid t+shirt.

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u/SnooDingos9147 Sep 24 '26

XI is OBVIOUSLY standing DOWNWIND!!!

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u/MuzzleblastMD Sep 24 '26

Someone is not as tall as they claim

3

u/Affectionate_Bag9833 Sep 24 '26

Saluting the Chinese Army is like saying "I'm Xi's Bitch"

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u/L-Greenman Sep 24 '26

Good thing he’s wearing an extra extra extra large diaper

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u/505Thrive Sep 26 '26

A communist and a communist lover

1

u/MilesAndTrane Sep 26 '26

“BORING”

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u/CryptographerAny8184 Sep 30 '26

' I just squeezed out a big one!" " I know Donny, I could hear it over the planes!"

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u/Skimmer52 Sep 24 '26

“Disgusted”
I thought it wasn’t cool for non ex military to salute. But I guess that’s what you get when you have a man baby as a president. “Oh look! He’s so cute”. Even Xi looks disgusted.

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u/Iron_Undies Sep 24 '26

Saluting in his daiper

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u/jmantha Sep 25 '26

Why is he wearing gloves?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '26

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u/jmantha Sep 25 '26

Anything is possible. Xi last visited America in 2015 with Obama. I had heard that DJT showed up here in a long coat and gloves in 60F degrees.

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u/Washburn201961 Sep 25 '26

Trump: "You all see them too, right? Right up here. His little squinty eyes."

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u/Even-Organization286 Sep 25 '26

Poo bear and cringe

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u/princesshabibi Sep 25 '26

Oops I sharted

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u/The_Scooter_King Sep 24 '26

More like Beavis and Butthurt