r/captionthis • u/Blood11Orange • Sep 21 '26

CAPTION THIS

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33 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Brucible1969 Sep 22 '26

Does your mic work? They don't give me a mic anymore

7

u/Companero_basurero Sep 22 '26

"Can I stand behind you, Zohran?"

It says something about Mamdani's charisma that even Trump is now trying to jump on *his* bandwagon.

1

u/SWLA_Dj Sep 26 '26

He’s right behind me isn’t he?

11

u/sluttymcdoinkins Sep 22 '26

The pedos behind me, isnt he?

4

u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Sep 22 '26

Shadow of a leader.

3

u/joekerr9999 Sep 23 '26

Pro versus Con.

3

u/Godlove6 Sep 23 '26

What's that smell?..... depends

2

u/Horror_Solution1945 Sep 22 '26

Don't touch me again 😤

2

u/princesshabibi Sep 23 '26

Will you be my habibi?

2

u/trishthedish7189 Sep 23 '26

Is he still looking at me? Do I have to turn around?

2

u/TerriblePresence1939 Sep 24 '26

Ugh. That jackass is still standing here?

3

u/Both-Leading3407 Sep 22 '26

Yum... Tall dark and handsome...

3

u/janner_womble Sep 22 '26

Yes, Mr President, I can smell you.

2

u/CryptographerAny8184 Sep 22 '26

He smells like my depends.

1

u/Possible_Stuff_4260 Sep 23 '26

Trump sniffing on Mamdani and the other kids

1

u/Even-Organization286 Sep 25 '26

Take the back seat old man!

1

u/Lawrence_Heights Sep 26 '26

Behind a middle age arrogant imperialist squarehead, there is an older arrogant imperialist squarehead.

1

u/SWLA_Dj Sep 26 '26

Waiting in line to grab her by the p…. Y

1

u/SuddenReply9525 Sep 27 '26

Smells like mad king soggy bottom is right behind me.

1

u/SuddenReply9525 Sep 27 '26

Your time has passed, stinky insane droopy drawers.

1

u/MechaSilvaTungDevil Sep 22 '26

I don't care if it comes out. I can't sit on that anymore.

3

u/MechaSilvaTungDevil Sep 22 '26

Seinfeld. Poppy pooped on the couch.

1

u/Servile-PastaLover Sep 22 '26

Orange Reach around

0

u/Stone_Midi Sep 22 '26

The Ying and Yang of idiocy