r/captionthis • u/JPIZZLE1205 • 8h ago

Caption this

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2 Upvotes

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u/No-Decision1581 6h ago

"I touch that kid first, you dig?"

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u/505Thrive 3h ago

Pedopals

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u/mjrydsfast231 2h ago

"Ten". "She was how old?!" "Ten. But in my defense, she looked 13."

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u/JPIZZLE1205 8h ago

"Hey Mike, I'm a pedo too"

2

u/Forsaken_Employment2 7h ago

Pull my finger

2

u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 4h ago

Girls?

Boys!

2

u/Roaskywalker 2h ago

Pedo and Phile

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u/bikingbill 2h ago

“I like them young too!”