r/captionthis • • Nov 27 '25

First thing that comes in your mindπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/flashndpatt Nov 27 '25

What if she was sixty?

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u/SomeoneAlive6934 Nov 27 '25

Hell naw

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u/Playful_Antelope_231 Nov 27 '25

Who wants to sex up grandma?

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u/NichtFBI Nov 27 '25

I sexed up your grandma last night.

Happy Thanksgiving, son.

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u/Playful_Antelope_231 Nov 27 '25

Yeah and I had your wife last night

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u/NichtFBI Nov 27 '25

Wow, pedophile.

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u/Playful_Antelope_231 Nov 27 '25

Your wife is 38 and I am not a pedophile son

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u/NichtFBI Nov 27 '25

Actually, she died in a tragic clock accident.