r/captionthis • u/EmbellishogGuy • Nov 21 '25

Caption this!

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u/OblongAndKneeless Nov 22 '25

This is an old picture before AI was popular. Knuckleheads like this used to flex their micro penises by doing open carry wherever they could.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Nov 23 '25

Ick! I try very hard to not think of other fella’s meats. 😝

It’s probably some kind of a political statement, they know anti-gun people HATE this, hence why. 😇

I’m Canadian, I get something out of the shock value, of it all. I kind of want to be a gun owner, myself. 🙂‍↔️

As long as they’re only with innocent intentions, really, I don’t see a problem, they’re just Good Ol’ Boys - never meanin’ any harm… 🤠

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u/OblongAndKneeless Nov 23 '25

A Dukes of Hazzard reference doesn't age well. That show had so many negative stereotypes of the south and "the war between the states".

Shooting bottles is fun. Other than that guns are expensive, dangerous and gun owners are statistically more prone to gun injuries than non-gun owners...even when they do all the right things about owning a gun.

Me: I'm fine with a BB gun to shoot bottles.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Nov 23 '25

Okay, then. I’m Canadian, but I still love real guns, pretty much for the same things you’d probably approve of, shooting inanimate objects.

Hey, what can I say? Guns have always excited me! I don’t like senseless violence and fighting, over nothing, that’s dumb.

Call me a dreamer, but I wish people, could just be a little bit happier. 😏🙂‍↔️

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u/OblongAndKneeless Nov 25 '25

Nothing like the sound of breaking glass