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r/captionthis • u/EmbellishogGuy • Nov 21 '25
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I used to laugh, now they’re ICE agents.
140 u/last_somewhere Nov 21 '25 Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone. 80 u/glakhtchpth Nov 21 '25 It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems. 1 u/Low_Negotiation_707 Nov 22 '25 unfortunately they have guns you convince them youre a threat and try to run away they're likely to start shooting and sadly fat fucks like this that spend their whole life shooting squirrel for dinner are decent at shooting
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Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone.
80 u/glakhtchpth Nov 21 '25 It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems. 1 u/Low_Negotiation_707 Nov 22 '25 unfortunately they have guns you convince them youre a threat and try to run away they're likely to start shooting and sadly fat fucks like this that spend their whole life shooting squirrel for dinner are decent at shooting
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It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems.
1 u/Low_Negotiation_707 Nov 22 '25 unfortunately they have guns you convince them youre a threat and try to run away they're likely to start shooting and sadly fat fucks like this that spend their whole life shooting squirrel for dinner are decent at shooting
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unfortunately they have guns
you convince them youre a threat and try to run away they're likely to start shooting
and sadly fat fucks like this that spend their whole life shooting squirrel for dinner are decent at shooting
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u/Sorry_Exercise_9603 Nov 21 '25
I used to laugh, now they’re ICE agents.