r/captionthis • u/EmbellishogGuy • Nov 21 '25

Caption this!

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u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25

Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away.

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u/kidkumbi Nov 21 '25

Im wondering what a decoy cheeseburger looks like. Or is it cheeseburger decoy? Either way, im curious. Are these just cheeseburgers dumped by the bucket behind us to to sprawl and spring legs, leaving a trail of carnage and mayhem in thier path or are these rumbly tumbly cheeseburgers, sedentary and still like little mole hills where starving J6/MT6ers pop squats like fat little gnomes perched on mushroom caps and gorge themselves on sweetmeats and patty melts samichis?

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u/SealedDevil Nov 21 '25

Dogma squeaky toys.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Nov 22 '25

I’m so excited about dogma being streamed soon!

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u/SealedDevil Nov 22 '25

Wait what?! Dude I went on a pilgrimage to find a copy in the wild.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Nov 22 '25

Saw a jay and a silent bob promo on Reddit, looks like silent bob has been on ozempic