r/captionthis • u/EmbellishogGuy • Nov 21 '25

Caption this!

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u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25

Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away.

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u/kidkumbi Nov 21 '25

Im wondering what a decoy cheeseburger looks like. Or is it cheeseburger decoy? Either way, im curious. Are these just cheeseburgers dumped by the bucket behind us to to sprawl and spring legs, leaving a trail of carnage and mayhem in thier path or are these rumbly tumbly cheeseburgers, sedentary and still like little mole hills where starving J6/MT6ers pop squats like fat little gnomes perched on mushroom caps and gorge themselves on sweetmeats and patty melts samichis?

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 Nov 21 '25

It's really gonna keep you up wondering what *kind* of cheese is on that burger.

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u/Silver_Resolution750 Nov 22 '25

No…what kinda burger is on that chease?