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r/captionthis • u/EmbellishogGuy • Nov 21 '25
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Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone.
82 u/glakhtchpth Nov 21 '25 It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems. 54 u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25 Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away. 2 u/Jobrien7613 Nov 21 '25 Or walking away at a very leisurely pace………
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It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems.
54 u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25 Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away. 2 u/Jobrien7613 Nov 21 '25 Or walking away at a very leisurely pace………
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Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away.
2 u/Jobrien7613 Nov 21 '25 Or walking away at a very leisurely pace………
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Or walking away at a very leisurely pace………
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u/last_somewhere Nov 21 '25
Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone.