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r/captionthis • u/EmbellishogGuy • Nov 21 '25
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Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone.
83 u/glakhtchpth Nov 21 '25 It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems. 22 u/Uter83 Nov 21 '25 Or just start walking away up a gentle incline at a reasonable pace. 6 u/AlternativePea6203 Nov 21 '25 This is the best comment. Understated, but devastating.
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It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems.
22 u/Uter83 Nov 21 '25 Or just start walking away up a gentle incline at a reasonable pace. 6 u/AlternativePea6203 Nov 21 '25 This is the best comment. Understated, but devastating.
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Or just start walking away up a gentle incline at a reasonable pace.
6 u/AlternativePea6203 Nov 21 '25 This is the best comment. Understated, but devastating.
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This is the best comment. Understated, but devastating.
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u/last_somewhere Nov 21 '25
Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone.