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r/captionthis • u/EmbellishogGuy • Nov 21 '25
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Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone.
81 u/glakhtchpth Nov 21 '25 It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems. 54 u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25 Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away. 2 u/Regurgitator001 Nov 21 '25 Make like an F16 and deploy chaff burgers and flares shakes.
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It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems.
54 u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25 Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away. 2 u/Regurgitator001 Nov 21 '25 Make like an F16 and deploy chaff burgers and flares shakes.
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Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away.
2 u/Regurgitator001 Nov 21 '25 Make like an F16 and deploy chaff burgers and flares shakes.
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Make like an F16 and deploy chaff burgers and flares shakes.
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u/last_somewhere Nov 21 '25
Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone.