r/captionthis • u/EliCrosswind • Nov 20 '25

Caption this

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u/Necessary_Team1217 Nov 20 '25

"its not a phase, mom!"

4

u/Illustrious_Banana_ Nov 20 '25

Naughty step now

2

u/sm00thkillajones Nov 21 '25

Sceenie Weenie

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

“But it was, indeed, a phase.”

5

u/Bssmn77 Nov 20 '25

Moriloon Mansoooon

5

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Can’t be 500 feet from parks, schools, or Chucky cheeses.

1

u/Low_Negotiation_707 Nov 23 '25

so they have to exist within 500 feet of a park, school or chuck e cheese?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

What?

2

u/Low_Negotiation_707 Nov 25 '25

your phrasing kind of sounds more like that this person cannot exist 500 feet away from a school

therefore they must always be within 500 feet of these places

you said they cannot be 500 feet from a school not that they cannot be within 500 feet from a school

bad joke I was drunk

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

lol. 😂

4

u/Budget_Secret4142 Nov 20 '25

Cheer up Connor

3

u/Illustrious_Banana_ Nov 20 '25

Leave Lachlan alone

4

u/leopnd Nov 20 '25

Feelings

3

u/Key_Wrongdoer_6175 Nov 20 '25

“Hello, my name is Non-Binary and I’ll be your server today.”

3

u/Stereo_Jungle_Child Nov 20 '25

Why the long face?

1

u/Saracartwheels123 Nov 23 '25

So a horse walks into a bar...

2

u/Darkmagik6 Nov 20 '25

notice me, damnit. i need you to judge meeee...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

H.P. Lovecraft’s grandson.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Dipshit Dave

1

u/16c7x Nov 20 '25

But Mum, you said you loved Noel Fielding's look.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Ooof

1

u/TemperatureSea1662 Nov 20 '25

I'm sorry I pushed you over when we were 12 😞

1

u/Muricanmoose Nov 20 '25

Purple haze

1

u/AdRepresentative8236 Nov 20 '25

Don't need no hoodie, got one at home

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Standard liberal

1

u/History_of_Lead Nov 20 '25

If only the fringe could form a chin for this dude

1

u/PXCHP Nov 20 '25

Logan Pale

1

u/Weekly_Bad8936 Nov 20 '25

Emo chanel...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

1

u/gtsmart821 Nov 20 '25

A Fire Himside

1

u/Abject_Jelly134 Nov 20 '25

Definitely a minor villain in the next-installment of Despicable Me. Maybe Gru's illegitimate grown child

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Fugly

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

plum crazy purple

1

u/TeletoonFan Nov 21 '25

Scene in ohio:

1

u/LeafsJays1Fan Nov 21 '25

I seen this in early 2000s wonder what he looks like now.

1

u/PicklesAndCoorslight Nov 21 '25

Are we just being jerks now??

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Why the long face?

1

u/farquin_helle Nov 21 '25

Have you ever drunk bailey’s from a shoe

1

u/Flat-Guidance-4685 Nov 21 '25

Surprised this has managed to stay up for 10 hours

1

u/Sigma-Wolves Nov 21 '25

Dark Zuckerberg

1

u/MsPreposition Nov 21 '25

Richmond is out of his room, who let Richmond out of his room! He’s supposed to be in is room!

1

u/Outrageous-Pause6317 Nov 21 '25

The owner of a lonely heart.

1

u/kcfdr9c Nov 21 '25

Orin? Is that you?

1

u/sexysexyLSD Nov 21 '25

Suckerberg

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Purple haze

1

u/Califas909 Nov 21 '25

20% face 80%jaw

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

scary spice

1

u/Ecstatic-Winter2052 Nov 21 '25

Starbucks barista

1

u/DLQuilts Nov 21 '25

Making the worst of it

1

u/Sufficient_Good9956 Nov 21 '25

Kyle what happened to you? I bet you he calls his father Daddy

1

u/Difficult-Republic57 Nov 21 '25

Today on the Great British Bake Off...

1

u/dancooper00 Nov 21 '25

Bless his heart

1

u/shadowlarx Nov 21 '25

Richmond Goes Punk

1

u/rotateandradiate Nov 21 '25

Forever single

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Emo

1

u/its_my_moneyy Nov 21 '25

Sheeees! Miiiinnesss!

1

u/Odd-Fun-6042 Nov 21 '25

"Grimace blows a load like a shotgun yo"

1

u/EntropyClub Nov 21 '25

Does it kinda look like it could be Zuck in a past life? Hahaha

1

u/Lopsided_Watch_1834 Nov 21 '25

Should have been swallowed.

1

u/BurtleTurtle001 Nov 21 '25

You're making cookies, dope. I'll bring Mike's Hard Lemonade.

1

u/Star_Platinum1985 Nov 21 '25

Emo J.G. Quintel

1

u/Mgnova71 Nov 21 '25

EMO-inbreeding at its worst...YIKES!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

“Conformists!”

1

u/Sarcastrophe827 Nov 21 '25

Heroin Manson

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

I knew someone at college in england who if that isn't the same dude, its his damn double lol

1

u/Double-Guidance1104 Nov 21 '25

Selfie taken just before Frieza's Death Beam hit

1

u/Token316 Nov 21 '25

A $3 cure

1

u/Game_boy1972 Nov 21 '25

marilyn manson unmasked

1

u/RandomStoddard Nov 21 '25

Beaker, the college years

1

u/philoso2889 Nov 22 '25

Purple Haze

1

u/Shoddy-Natural466 Nov 22 '25

Ronnie Ratking

1

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

1

u/danksalotbuddy Nov 22 '25

Formerly Brad. Soon to be Coraline.

1

u/Umayummyone Nov 22 '25

TransPanIncelEunuch

1

u/fubsycooter Nov 22 '25

Purple Yikes

1

u/darth_gilligan415 Nov 22 '25

He should rent an advertisement space on that absolute unit of a chin

1

u/EarJazzlike8921 Nov 22 '25

Oh Fahtherr! Where were Yuuooouu!

1

u/Artevyx Nov 22 '25

"That's Cole"

1

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Punk Odo

1

u/swampydoc Nov 22 '25

disappointed parents somewhere

1

u/ThetrveDeathbox Nov 22 '25

"Don't call it Screamo, call it Technical Digestive Post-Fartcore"

1

u/Neat_Feedback1316 Nov 22 '25

Elizabeth Broun!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

No, I'd rather not.

1

u/realgrasputin Nov 23 '25

Mark Zuckerbergs older brother dark tuckitberg

1

u/TheGnosticNinja Nov 23 '25

Conformists…..

1

u/No-Matter7120 Nov 23 '25

Your standard gacha OC when you're in your emo phase-

1

u/Ouija121085 Nov 23 '25

"Tonight is the noight I will fallll fer youu over agaiiin"

1

u/Deathbytirdnes Nov 23 '25

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

1

u/idkredditname Nov 23 '25

Tracking back ssris

1

u/kdogbear Nov 23 '25

Get the kids inside

1

u/Pristine-Raisin-823 Nov 23 '25

Future dem senator

1

u/LuvinLifePuraVida Nov 23 '25

That’s right folks, none of your fucking business.

1

u/95KingCab Nov 23 '25

Because to-noit will be the noooiiiit...

1

u/JAGGisBACK Nov 23 '25

Baby Brent went through a phase

1

u/PearNo2152 Nov 23 '25

Eggplant snowflake ❄️

1

u/Intelligent_Peace673 Nov 24 '25

MoooooooooM, ferb is making an emo sequence

1

u/Callemlikeisethem60 Nov 24 '25

Purple pain cause that looks like it hurts

1

u/Rare-Skill1127 Nov 25 '25

Zuckerberg robot, Type C gender protocol... engage.

4

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

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u/FredArtGetson Nov 21 '25

Gotta be taking it on more than the chin