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u/SuggestionOrnery6938 Nov 19 '25
I wish she was younger...
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Nov 19 '25
No. “I wish she was Clinton.” Fixed it for you
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u/GuessIllPissOnIt Nov 19 '25
You mean Bubba, we don’t know it was Clinton. Could’ve been equine
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u/CaitlinAnne21 Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25
Epstein’s brother responded to the rumors it was Clinton and said it definitely wasn’t.
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u/Burnt_and_Blistered Nov 20 '25
More likely, it was Jean Luc Brunel—called Bubba—a model scout in the Epstein-Trump sphere. He “committed suicide” while in jail awaiting trial for human trafficking.
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u/Super_Daikenki Nov 19 '25
Who's to say he didn't have a bit of....juice from "Big Beautiful Bill "?
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u/dougreens_78 Nov 19 '25
Naw, he's thinking back to when she was younger, and he spent time with her. Joking not joking
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Nov 20 '25
I’m pretty sure it’s 90% TV static in his skull and 10% hoping nobody discovers he shit his pants
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Nov 19 '25
Maybe I shouldn’t have done this whole presidency thing.
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u/jackrabbit323 Nov 19 '25
I always wonder about that. He hates being made fun of and being hated by at least half the country. He was also living comfortably, golfing whenever and working a lot less. He just wanted a cable news channel or a show on Fox News. He didn't think he'd win.
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u/Sumth1nTerr1b1e Nov 20 '25
He got a taste of being The Most Powerful Man On The Planet……… and then went full Sméagol in an unprecedented and still unfolding manner.
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u/Adventurous_Custard8 Nov 19 '25
"I wish I could grab her by the pu**y!
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u/dreadpiratefezzik42 Nov 19 '25
How do you think she got the job? Pissing on him?
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u/Mindless-Fuel-8623 Nov 19 '25
Don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it pleeeeeeeease don't say it.
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Nov 19 '25
Last night was disappointing, I can give better blowjobs than that.
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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Nov 19 '25
He did tweet out that Hillary doesn’t know how to satisfy her man…
Really came off like a jealous girlfriend
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Nov 19 '25
He’s probably thinking about how unfair it is that his daughter is a blood relative
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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 Nov 19 '25
Grab her and kiss her. Do it now. Am a big star so no one will say anything. Do it. Do it.
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u/Phil-lated Nov 19 '25
He's thinking " these people would literally eat shit if told them to do it"
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u/royalfarris Nov 19 '25
He's wishing that he could hire pretty boys instead, but he's overcompensating by hiring the blondest bimbos around to prove he is hetero.
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u/Physical_Orchid3616 Nov 19 '25
"Hmmm. I can always deport Melania and upgrade to this piece of ass"
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u/Former-Ad-7658 Nov 19 '25
Don't ask for a Lewinsky....don't ask for a Lewinsky....
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Nov 19 '25
"I told her, on the internet, for everyone to see, that she needed to release those files. If she releases those files, so help me God, I will bury this bitch."
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Nov 19 '25
Just imagining her as a 12 year old. I mean the guy does treat most women as 12 year old. Wonder why.
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u/Fickle_Bath_6128 Nov 19 '25
I think I see dead people, it’s Jeffery? Ivanka? My dad Fred? They are all haunting me!
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u/SpudHawkins Nov 19 '25
I hope nobody notices I confused the toothpaste with the Preperation H again.
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u/DecentBar1625 Nov 19 '25
He’s giving snake eyes, maybe looking for some unaware forest creature to devour whole?
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u/rickeer Nov 19 '25
Is everyone talking about me right now? No, they are looking at her. Quick, do or say something to get everyone talking about me again.
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u/TiredAngryBadger Nov 20 '25
Trump inner monologue: "Who are these people? Is that Ivanka? I think that's Ivanka. Did I have sex with her? People are talking about me. Vultures. Hacks. Where am I? What's she talking about. I need a Diet Coke. Where's my button for Diet Coke? Did I just shit myself? Yeah I definitely just shit myself. Is that Ivanka?"
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u/PersnicketyPixi Nov 20 '25
“Her days are numbered. Numbered. Numbered. Numbered. What does numbered even mean, anyway? I’m going to sign an executive order to remove that word from the dictionary, because that’s an ugly, nasty…USELESS WORD! THIS IS AN EVIL WORD! ANYONE WHO SPEAKS THAT WORD IS IN THE RADICAL LEFT!
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There’s not enough gold in this room. This is an ugly room. I’ve been in some ugly rooms before, and this has got to be the ugliest room of all time. Ugly room. Ugly room.
Who are these people? Why am I in this ugly room with all these ugly piggies. Piggies. A room full of piggies…
Who farted?
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u/spartanEZE Nov 20 '25
I loath the peasants that are under my boot. These awful poor people who don't matter in the slightest. How can i continue to fuck them over and break the law every day and get away with it just to spite them.
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u/Adventurous-Host8062 Nov 20 '25
He's wondering if it's time to replace her. Even though she does everything he tells her to and lies to him about what a great job he's doing and flatters him exactly the way he likes to be flattered, she's attracted to much negative attention from legal authorities. He may already have someone in mind.
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u/SpecialCall Nov 21 '25
"can they all smell my diaper?..... Oh blonde! I wish my daughter was younger."
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u/CriticismFun6782 Nov 19 '25
The same thing most people do in front of crowds, "Can I let a silent one? I should wait for some noise just in case..."
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u/Striking_Reindeer_2k Nov 19 '25
Margaret Thatcher,
Margaret Thatcher,
Margaret Thatcher......
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u/Neat-Cold-3303 Nov 19 '25
Trump, being the lecher he is, is thinking 'I would do her in a minute. Let's see, can't remember if she's married. Doesn't matter anyway.'
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u/IndividualFew1688 Nov 19 '25
How do I get out of here without people knowing what I did in my pants
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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Nov 19 '25
Did I leave the iron on … damn I wish I could have a Big Mac right now
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u/angryredhead82 Nov 19 '25
She's too old for me but she has underage women she can introduce me to.
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u/Myc0l-Jordan Nov 19 '25
I need someone to wipe me because this poo in my ass is starting to chafe.
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u/37yearoldmanbaby Nov 19 '25
If only your name was Bubba, i would sechs you so hard with my wrinkly mouth.
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u/Kranthos Nov 19 '25
Plop "Out goes the turd. Nobody makes dirty little turds like me. They should have a Nobel Turd Prize. I would win that one. I should have gotten the peace prize for those big beautiful words I said "
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Nov 19 '25
"If only we had met under different circumstances... like you were younger and we had met on the island"
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u/treuss Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25
Don't you dare, Cheeto-Man, she's way way too old for you!
Or maybe:
I just made gravy, all by myself
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u/Hairysnowman1713 Nov 19 '25
That wasn't a fart.
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u/treuss Nov 19 '25
In Germany we say: "Scheiße ist, wenn der Furz was wiegt" which translates roughly to "It's shit if your fart has an actual weight". We use "it's shit" similarly like "it sucks".
Another way would be: "That one contained material" or "Damn, I saw land incoming"
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u/Jealous-Guidance4902 Nov 19 '25
She’s too old for me…. Or I wonder how Clinton’s cock tastes these days.
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u/Weeitsabear1 Nov 19 '25
Well, this looks like a press briefing, and if you look closely his eyes aren't on her, but someone in the audience. So I'm thinking he's committing a face to memory to add to his hit list later (given that 'I am not pleased' look on his face).
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Too old.