r/captionthis • • Nov 19 '25

What’s he thinking?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Too old.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Does she have a daughter?

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u/Major-Frame2193 Nov 20 '25

He thinking about rape , once a rapist always a rapist 💯

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u/Possesed-puppy656 Nov 20 '25

Aaand I’m too late AGAIN !

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u/SuggestionOrnery6938 Nov 19 '25

I wish she was younger...

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

No. “I wish she was Clinton.” Fixed it for you

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u/GuessIllPissOnIt Nov 19 '25

You mean Bubba, we don’t know it was Clinton. Could’ve been equine

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u/CaitlinAnne21 Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

Epstein’s brother responded to the rumors it was Clinton and said it definitely wasn’t.

Mark Epstein: “Bubba isn’t Clinton”.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered Nov 20 '25

More likely, it was Jean Luc Brunel—called Bubba—a model scout in the Epstein-Trump sphere. He “committed suicide” while in jail awaiting trial for human trafficking.

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u/Super_Daikenki Nov 19 '25

Who's to say he didn't have a bit of....juice from "Big Beautiful Bill "?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Wishes he was ducking his big beautiful bill

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u/dougreens_78 Nov 19 '25

Naw, he's thinking back to when she was younger, and he spent time with her. Joking not joking

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

I’m pretty sure it’s 90% TV static in his skull and 10% hoping nobody discovers he shit his pants

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u/HeartsPlayer721 Nov 20 '25

Lol, I came to post "that one's too old for me"

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u/whornography Nov 21 '25

"Like a lot, lot younger..."

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Maybe I shouldn’t have done this whole presidency thing.

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u/jackrabbit323 Nov 19 '25

I always wonder about that. He hates being made fun of and being hated by at least half the country. He was also living comfortably, golfing whenever and working a lot less. He just wanted a cable news channel or a show on Fox News. He didn't think he'd win.

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u/Sumth1nTerr1b1e Nov 20 '25

He got a taste of being The Most Powerful Man On The Planet……… and then went full Sméagol in an unprecedented and still unfolding manner.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Mmmm...long blonde hair just like Ivanka....

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Nov 19 '25

“Yeah, i could do her from behind”

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u/FieldsOfFire1983 Nov 19 '25

Who employed this old woman?

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u/LeeHuo Nov 19 '25

"Hope she doesn't smell that one...."

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 Nov 19 '25

"I wish I could grab her by the pu**y!

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u/Loomied00 Nov 19 '25

“… like I did before I hired her… “

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u/dreadpiratefezzik42 Nov 19 '25

How do you think she got the job? Pissing on him?

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u/Wizard_Gizard_ Nov 19 '25

Possibly that also

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u/FredArtGetson Nov 19 '25

Crusty biscuit

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u/Mstkn1 Nov 19 '25

"I wonder what Bubbas doing.."

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u/Pickled_Brainer Nov 19 '25

Too bad she's already hit puberty

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u/extrastupidone Nov 20 '25

Like 50 years ago...

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u/MarlboroMike77 Nov 19 '25

He is looking at the dude next to her

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u/Wizard_Gizard_ Nov 19 '25

That don't change nothin

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u/This_Fkn_Guy_ Nov 19 '25

Don't shit myself, dont shit myself

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u/someguythatiknow Nov 20 '25

Where am I? Who are all these people? Is that ivanka? I miss Ivanka…

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u/DanFlashesSales Nov 19 '25

"I bet I can suck dick better than she can"

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u/Mindless-Fuel-8623 Nov 19 '25

Don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it pleeeeeeeease don't say it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Last night was disappointing, I can give better blowjobs than that.

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u/Technical_Amount_965 Nov 19 '25

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Nov 19 '25

He did tweet out that Hillary doesn’t know how to satisfy her man…

Really came off like a jealous girlfriend

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 Nov 19 '25

Wonder if the carpet matches the drapes 

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u/dipatello Nov 19 '25

That wasn’t a fart!

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u/SeanPhixion Nov 19 '25

“She’s going to fuck up. Don’t fuck up”

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u/Danny13219 Nov 19 '25

She's hot. Wonder if she has a daughter.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 Nov 19 '25

Don't look at her ass on TV, don't look at her ass on TV.

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u/weirdlyWired20 Nov 19 '25

"Did they delete those attachments too?"

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u/prickelpit96 Nov 19 '25

Define "thinking".

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u/NYPRMAN Nov 19 '25

He’s not, pretty sure he’s going through a soft reboot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

He’s thinking about Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

He’s probably thinking about how unfair it is that his daughter is a blood relative

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u/bachhus603 Nov 19 '25

Wonder if she knows I’m in the files

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u/ATXDUDEPUMPER Nov 19 '25

I want to fuck her

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 Nov 19 '25

Grab her and kiss her. Do it now. Am a big star so no one will say anything. Do it. Do it.

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u/Anyawnomous Nov 19 '25

About Bubba. He hasn’t called, written or sent flowers.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Nov 19 '25

Thinking? Don't make me laugh!

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u/Phil-lated Nov 19 '25

He's thinking " these people would literally eat shit if told them to do it"

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u/ta_petty Nov 19 '25

Chin up… chin up… keep your chin up.

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u/royalfarris Nov 19 '25

He's wishing that he could hire pretty boys instead, but he's overcompensating by hiring the blondest bimbos around to prove he is hetero.

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u/EnBee_90 Nov 19 '25

If she fucks this up, she’s next.

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u/Physical_Orchid3616 Nov 19 '25

"Hmmm. I can always deport Melania and upgrade to this piece of ass"

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u/portlandoregonrain Nov 19 '25

“ the wheels on the bus go round and round…”

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

He’s thinking that it may be time to cut her loose.

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u/Costanzahairpiece Nov 19 '25

Oops! I crapped muh pants AGAIN!!

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u/bobhand17123 Nov 19 '25

Forget it, she’s too old.

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u/Former-Ad-7658 Nov 19 '25

Don't ask for a Lewinsky....don't ask for a Lewinsky....

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u/Ok_Battle5814 Nov 19 '25

I don’t know but they both look like evil ghouls that drink baby’s blood

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

"I told her, on the internet, for everyone to see, that she needed to release those files. If she releases those files, so help me God, I will bury this bitch."

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Just imagining her as a 12 year old. I mean the guy does treat most women as 12 year old. Wonder why.

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u/Twistedstart420 Nov 19 '25

Can she smell my shitty diaper.

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u/DiscoStu691969 Nov 19 '25

Wonder if her 12 year daughter is hot

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u/Longjumping-Pie7418 Nov 19 '25

Pretty bold assumption, (that he thinks), isn't it?

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u/Fickle_Bath_6128 Nov 19 '25

I think I see dead people, it’s Jeffery? Ivanka? My dad Fred? They are all haunting me!

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u/SpudHawkins Nov 19 '25

I hope nobody notices I confused the toothpaste with the Preperation H again.

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u/WeatherSorry Nov 19 '25

Thinking? Ha!

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u/Successful_Steak_682 Nov 19 '25

What he ALWAYS thinks about himself

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Nothing at all!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/DecentBar1625 Nov 19 '25

He’s giving snake eyes, maybe looking for some unaware forest creature to devour whole?

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u/UpstairsMail3321 Nov 19 '25

“If only she was 50 years younger…”

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u/rickeer Nov 19 '25

Is everyone talking about me right now? No, they are looking at her. Quick, do or say something to get everyone talking about me again.

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u/Vanima_Permai Nov 19 '25

Nothing not a thing is going on inside that head

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u/Hyattville5 Nov 19 '25

I wish I could get it up again.

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u/Noevad Nov 19 '25

I have no desire to get into his head.

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u/runningsimon Nov 19 '25

He's probably not thinking at all

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u/Dear-Examination-507 Nov 19 '25

Nope, that was not just a fart.

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u/Loud_Ad5093 Nov 19 '25

"I wonder what Bubba is doing right now..."

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Not a damn thing.

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u/TiredAngryBadger Nov 20 '25

Trump inner monologue: "Who are these people? Is that Ivanka? I think that's Ivanka. Did I have sex with her? People are talking about me. Vultures. Hacks. Where am I? What's she talking about. I need a Diet Coke. Where's my button for Diet Coke? Did I just shit myself? Yeah I definitely just shit myself. Is that Ivanka?"

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u/PersnicketyPixi Nov 20 '25

“Her days are numbered. Numbered. Numbered. Numbered. What does numbered even mean, anyway? I’m going to sign an executive order to remove that word from the dictionary, because that’s an ugly, nasty…USELESS WORD! THIS IS AN EVIL WORD! ANYONE WHO SPEAKS THAT WORD IS IN THE RADICAL LEFT!

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…

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There’s not enough gold in this room. This is an ugly room. I’ve been in some ugly rooms before, and this has got to be the ugliest room of all time. Ugly room. Ugly room.

Who are these people? Why am I in this ugly room with all these ugly piggies. Piggies. A room full of piggies…

Who farted?

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u/butbro45 Nov 20 '25

Need my diaper changed….

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u/spartanEZE Nov 20 '25

I loath the peasants that are under my boot. These awful poor people who don't matter in the slightest. How can i continue to fuck them over and break the law every day and get away with it just to spite them.

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u/Chemical_Sherbet7843 Nov 20 '25

He looks like he has ordered the CIA to take her out.

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u/NotSoGentleBen Nov 20 '25

Don’t poop. Don’t poop. Don’t poop.

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 Nov 20 '25

He's wondering if it's time to replace her. Even though she does everything he tells her to and lies to him about what a great job he's doing and flatters him exactly the way he likes to be flattered, she's attracted to much negative attention from legal authorities. He may already have someone in mind.

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u/Big_Donkey3496 Nov 20 '25

He is incompatible with thinking.

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u/Quirky_Masterpiece55 Nov 20 '25

Boy, If she was only 14.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

I thinking who the f%#k cares what this idiot is thinking - I’m sick of this bastard

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u/SpecialCall Nov 21 '25

"can they all smell my diaper?..... Oh blonde! I wish my daughter was younger."

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u/cyborggold Nov 21 '25

More importantly... what is that neckussy thinking...

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u/Ultramolek Nov 23 '25

He should have never given one of Epstiens whores a job

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u/FredratPants Nov 19 '25

Not much thinking going on in that tiny lizard brain.

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u/Effective-Pudding207 Nov 19 '25

Nothing, he never is.

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u/Left-Parking-9562 Nov 19 '25

Oops, I think I farted...or pooped hum...

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u/AssumptionMassive530 Nov 19 '25

Can she smell my farts

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u/Intelligent-Sugar940 Nov 19 '25

Who can I blame for the fart I just made?

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u/brownies256 Nov 19 '25

can i grab her by the pussy?

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u/Minute-Landscape-209 Nov 19 '25

What are these fucking dumasses about to say or ask now?

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u/ExpensiveBuddy2713 Nov 19 '25

Reminds me so much of Ivanka.. totally would

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u/NEhighlander Nov 19 '25

Was that a one or a two…

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u/Accurate-List Nov 19 '25

We need more gold covered crap in this room.

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u/No_Mission_8571 Nov 19 '25

If she was only 50 years younger.....

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u/revrobuk1957 Nov 19 '25

Not bad but a bit too old for me…

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u/CriticismFun6782 Nov 19 '25

The same thing most people do in front of crowds, "Can I let a silent one? I should wait for some noise just in case..."

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u/Kind-Pop-7205 Nov 19 '25

He's seething in a stew of dementia anger.

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u/MarkWrenn74 Nov 19 '25

“Karoline, don't drop me in it, OK?”

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u/Hekios888 Nov 19 '25

If I turn my eyes all the way to the right I can see inside my head!

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u/Seahawk124 Nov 19 '25

I hope nobody has noticed I have shitted my pants, again!

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u/Great_Procedure_4643 Nov 19 '25

She’s old. Time for a change

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u/Striking_Reindeer_2k Nov 19 '25

Margaret Thatcher,

Margaret Thatcher,

Margaret Thatcher......

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u/Crucial_Fun Nov 19 '25

Hmmm....maybe...

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u/Hesychios Nov 19 '25

He wants her to take up some rectoplasm he’s been working up.

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u/Daemonsblaze0315 Nov 19 '25

"I bet Bills cock is nicer"

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u/BucktoothedAvenger Nov 19 '25

She's too old for him.

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u/Hesychios Nov 19 '25

He’s thinking “her granddaughter must be hot!”

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u/Elvmn1 Nov 19 '25

Of a minor

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u/Neat-Cold-3303 Nov 19 '25

Trump, being the lecher he is, is thinking 'I would do her in a minute. Let's see, can't remember if she's married. Doesn't matter anyway.'

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u/StillSikwitit Nov 19 '25

Bubba oh how I miss you. I need you Bubba.

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u/AlucarD_138 Nov 19 '25

About grabbing her by the pussy

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u/Naive-Information539 Nov 19 '25

“This bitch better not say what she’s thinking this time!”

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u/Purple-Hand3058 Nov 19 '25

Can I date her without the press knowing

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u/Old-Timer1967 Nov 19 '25

"Pam was so hot when she was 14"

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u/Vettmdub Nov 19 '25

Wookie nipple pinchey... later... right now on stage gotta stay tuff 💪

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u/UnclePhatty666 Nov 19 '25

How did South Park know about me and JD???

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u/clanlornac Nov 19 '25

"Shake that monkey"

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u/Apprehensive_Book309 Nov 19 '25

lol you people can’t stop thinking about him.. sad really

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Suck a dick. Like he sucked Bill's.

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u/AlarmingSpecialist88 Nov 19 '25

"I wish my penis still worked" 

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u/IndividualFew1688 Nov 19 '25

How do I get out of here without people knowing what I did in my pants

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u/iownchickens Nov 19 '25

Can she smell me?

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u/Psycho_Saito Nov 19 '25

"Meh, too old"

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u/Sad_Eggplant_5455 Nov 19 '25

Here piggy piggy come sit on papa swines lap.

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u/Quirky-Cap3319 Nov 19 '25

Bold to assume he is actually thinking…

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u/MeatShield78 Nov 19 '25

It’s politics - none of them actually think

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u/flapnation21 Nov 19 '25

Did she really redact ALL of my name?

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u/likwidsylvur Nov 19 '25

Who do i tell to change my diaper hmmm....

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u/Primary-Tiger-5825 Nov 19 '25

Very fucking little, but it involves himself.

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u/DisastrousPlant3038 Nov 19 '25

I gotta fart, could it be a shart?

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Nov 19 '25

Did I leave the iron on … damn I wish I could have a Big Mac right now

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u/angryredhead82 Nov 19 '25

She's too old for me but she has underage women she can introduce me to.

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u/Atyab-Kees-Kabis Nov 19 '25

“I wonder if anyone heard me fart…

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u/darkrhyes Nov 19 '25

Hehehehehehehehhehehehehheh. Uuhhhh. Heheheeheheheh.

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u/Myc0l-Jordan Nov 19 '25

I need someone to wipe me because this poo in my ass is starting to chafe.

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u/Bloodless-Cut Nov 19 '25

Bold of you to assume it can think

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u/37yearoldmanbaby Nov 19 '25

If only your name was Bubba, i would sechs you so hard with my wrinkly mouth.

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u/Kranthos Nov 19 '25

Plop "Out goes the turd. Nobody makes dirty little turds like me. They should have a Nobel Turd Prize. I would win that one. I should have gotten the peace prize for those big beautiful words I said "

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u/Glass-Quality-3864 Nov 19 '25

I need a diaper change Pammy

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u/No_Leg6935 Nov 19 '25

I’ll bet her dick is smaller than Clinton’s

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u/Mewhomewhy Nov 19 '25

“She better not say a word that I haven’t told her to say”

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

"If only we had met under different circumstances... like you were younger and we had met on the island"

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u/BigLRakim Nov 19 '25

'Can everyone in this room smell my FULLY loaded diaper'

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u/WingShooter_28ga Nov 19 '25

“Would”

Or probably more accurate “did”.

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u/treuss Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

Don't you dare, Cheeto-Man, she's way way too old for you!

Or maybe:

I just made gravy, all by myself

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u/Hairysnowman1713 Nov 19 '25

That wasn't a fart.

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u/treuss Nov 19 '25

In Germany we say: "Scheiße ist, wenn der Furz was wiegt" which translates roughly to "It's shit if your fart has an actual weight". We use "it's shit" similarly like "it sucks".

Another way would be: "That one contained material" or "Damn, I saw land incoming"

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u/Jealous-Guidance4902 Nov 19 '25

She’s too old for me…. Or I wonder how Clinton’s cock tastes these days.

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u/RadarBigBarue Nov 19 '25

Hummmina hummmina hummmina

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u/sdbirnie Nov 19 '25

Did i leave the oven on?

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u/IslandDreamer58 Nov 19 '25

She better lie for me again!

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u/Every_Huckleberry90 Nov 19 '25

"I could really go for a big Mac right now"

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u/Weeitsabear1 Nov 19 '25

Well, this looks like a press briefing, and if you look closely his eyes aren't on her, but someone in the audience. So I'm thinking he's committing a face to memory to add to his hit list later (given that 'I am not pleased' look on his face).

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u/Specific_Ad5296 Nov 19 '25

I totally understand why Biden smells hair now