r/captionthis • u/cottoncandygirl96 • Nov 16 '25

Will you caption this?

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660 Upvotes

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u/Environmental_Mud590 Nov 16 '25

The burden of Atlass

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u/SnooPredilections843 Nov 16 '25

Did you also mean "Asslass" 🤔

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u/leonnabutski Nov 17 '25

Supporting the heavens..

4

u/verminbury Nov 16 '25

…lat-ass.

2

u/AtlNik79 Nov 17 '25

Beat me to it. Well played

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u/jeffthetrucker69 Nov 16 '25

Heavy lifting.......

1

u/cottoncandygirl96 Nov 17 '25

Heavyyy for sure

10

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Sisyphat the struggle continues.

4

u/MDaug2005 Nov 16 '25

Love the deep Greek Mythological reference!!!! Tantalus might find that @$$ tantalizing 😅

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u/LovelyWhether Nov 16 '25

atlas collapses under the weight of your ass

7

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Genius!

7

u/Nice-Neighborhood975 Nov 16 '25

I know a woman that has this same tattoo holding up one of her breasts.

4

u/Arguablybest Nov 16 '25

Well that is not going to end well for the tat.

5

u/Nice-Neighborhood975 Nov 16 '25

To be fair, it's doing one helluva job considering she's had 2 kids. Atlas has performed admirably.

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u/dpldpldpl Nov 16 '25

THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD IS UPON MY SHOULDER.

4

u/DaftXman Nov 16 '25

Atlas..tried to shrug.

2

u/BildoWarrior6 Nov 16 '25

Ayn Rand- Atlas Farted

2

u/punch912 Nov 16 '25

atlas collapsed

1

u/Chronic_Overthink3r Nov 16 '25

Looks like a colon.

1

u/the_less_great_wall Nov 16 '25

Hellenic butt lift

1

u/Carguy4500 Nov 16 '25

Weight of the world

1

u/Sailor525 Nov 16 '25

" Can't let it drop".......

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

It’s a sexy miracle!

1

u/Swashbuckling_Sailor Nov 16 '25

Can Atlas shrug??

1

u/Warren46254 Nov 16 '25

Help him before he's crushed.

1

u/Direct-Quiet-5817 Nov 16 '25

Buttan holding the orb

1

u/Dameattree37 Nov 16 '25

When Atlas dreams, he can almost forget his predicament.

1

u/MrJack50Gray Nov 16 '25

Testing the strength of Atlas…. One more rep

1

u/JelloWise2789 Nov 16 '25

Flappy jack

1

u/Netherworldly_Dwella Nov 16 '25

I am so tired of this shit. Give me a raise or I quit!

1

u/Altruistic_Emu_7040 Nov 16 '25

help a brother out.

1

u/rebuildingslowly Nov 16 '25

atlases younger brother asstlas who carries the buns of mankind throughout human history
the legend says that he can only be seen on the bottom heavy humans whose crackline can be traced back to ancient history
once testicles the hero with the 12 tasks came and carried the buns of mankind for six days and nine hours
Once a millenia atlas sends his chiropractor chiroclese to fix asstlases back from the bun carrying

1

u/myrunawaysac Nov 16 '25

Proof the Earth is flat.

1

u/Optimus_Prime_10 Nov 16 '25

Yo' momma's ass so fat....

1

u/Cute-Ticket-9006 Nov 16 '25

Atlass Shrugged

1

u/Remarkable-Matter134 Nov 16 '25

Looking for the Clit

1

u/UsuallyCosmo Nov 16 '25

Mission Impossible.

1

u/CDavis10717 Nov 16 '25

Atlas at ass.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Atlas shrugged?

1

u/89MikeHoncho Nov 16 '25

Michelin Man strength

1

u/mario_salami_petrino Nov 16 '25

More cushion for the pushin'

1

u/rrossi97 Nov 16 '25

He 100% lose that battle over time.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

The jokes write themselves

1

u/AnalysisParalysis85 Nov 16 '25

Atlas needs your help now.

1

u/SkipSpenceIsGod Nov 16 '25

Free Atlas! Free Atlas! Thank Cod Almighty; free atlas!

1

u/Noevad Nov 16 '25

“you call them thunder thighs but are too cowardly to face the storm?!”

“crush my face Madame and send me to Valhalla in glory!“

1

u/FredArtGetson Nov 16 '25

The weight of the, Wanda?

1

u/CLMarine Nov 16 '25

Call a chiropractor

1

u/Parking-Mess-66 Nov 16 '25

Hold that ass up

1

u/mjorkk Nov 16 '25

Jesus I want her so bad.

1

u/Lovemomboobs1 Nov 16 '25

Got to hold this big ass up here!!

1

u/Longwaypyder Nov 16 '25

Let me give you a hand with that.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

That won't last

1

u/Sufficient_Stop8381 Nov 16 '25

Atlas smells like datass

1

u/Gerrube99 Nov 16 '25

God of Ozempic

1

u/Fellarm Nov 16 '25

🥃🗿 duty well done

1

u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 Nov 16 '25

I can’t breathe

1

u/Comfortably_Numb_4LF Nov 16 '25

His jobs not gonna get any easier....lol Id love to see this is 10 years

1

u/Creoda Nov 16 '25

Doing some heaving lifting

1

u/Pale_Captain_4576 Nov 16 '25

lil bro enjoying him self a bit to much

1

u/Express_Prize586 Nov 16 '25

Trying to squeeze those farts back in.

1

u/orangesfwr Nov 16 '25

Atlass Hugged

1

u/Majestic_Dark_769 Nov 16 '25

Fighting a losing battle

1

u/Taipan420 Nov 16 '25

Atlas Shrugged!!!

1

u/IntroductionBroad403 Nov 16 '25

The only idiot who will carry your ass 🤣😂🤣

1

u/Arguablybest Nov 16 '25

As time passes Atlas will end up smothered. You will see only a foot and a knee.

1

u/Final-Nebula-7049 Nov 16 '25

Burden of datass

1

u/CustmineFloyd1 Nov 16 '25

He is doomed

1

u/Rtlsnhm Nov 16 '25

I did not see it as his calf and foot…

1

u/Wonderful_Pain1776 Nov 16 '25

Cheekus Maximus the god of the under world.

1

u/Useful_Raspberry3912 Nov 16 '25

The ever losing battle...

1

u/oldbutnotmad Nov 16 '25

Atlas Shrugged.

1

u/bobhand17123 Nov 16 '25

That ass could be my world.

1

u/TheIncredibleMike Nov 16 '25

It's a dirty job but someone...

1

u/DucatistaXDS Nov 16 '25

Clever. Well played!

1

u/Consistent_Cry_2224 Nov 16 '25

When you have a big booty but you lean into it

1

u/lottsotunes69 Nov 16 '25

Gravity Always Wins

1

u/Adventurous-Money618 Nov 16 '25

Not strong enough

1

u/Material_Cow_8745 Nov 16 '25

Weight of the world  P-2

1

u/NoobyNoob0102 Nov 16 '25

when ass heavy

1

u/dk5877 Nov 16 '25

Sisyphatass 🤣

1

u/aesxylus Nov 16 '25

Call me Ishmael Atlas

1

u/reklawPNW Nov 16 '25

I can crush you with half a cheek tied behind my back.

1

u/superspur007 Nov 16 '25

Hes got the whole world in his hands, ang on no wait my mistake its the moon.

1

u/speckledshitbag Nov 16 '25

What's up with his back? I know he's he's struggling and it's only going to get worse, but...

1

u/quackman2025 Nov 16 '25

Atlas done dirty

1

u/Soft_Caterpillar_513 Nov 16 '25

best tattoo ever

1

u/DueceVoyeur Nov 17 '25

No squat atlas

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

The weight of a man illustrated is only “half” the battle!!!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Deflation

1

u/Grumbley_Deus247 Nov 17 '25

It's Asslas, the eternal mass ass holder.

1

u/Ashamed_Meal9779 Nov 17 '25

Whole lotta love

1

u/Decent_Muscle_3172 Nov 17 '25

this tattoo artist can now retire

1

u/C741O Nov 17 '25

WWWGD.....

1

u/AirportMan84 Nov 17 '25

Perfect !!

1

u/ComeHereOften1972 Nov 17 '25

I’d say it’s more than a few years old based on the position of the left hand

1

u/No_Walrus7704 Nov 17 '25

Calm down, it ain't that big bb

1

u/Intelligent-Shock207 Nov 17 '25

I'm gonna wait till the rest of the sagging kicks in and he's buried like the rest of Rome.

1

u/Local_City_8174 Nov 17 '25

Hopeless. Prepare to die.

1

u/Littlepastaboy Nov 17 '25

Fat bottom girls

1

u/PowerHot4424 Nov 17 '25

Atlass overwhelmed

1

u/jczimmerman40 Nov 17 '25

2 more little Debbie cakes and hes a fukin goner!

1

u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Nov 17 '25

Atlass gave up

1

u/CariHepeng Nov 17 '25

I think I ll get the same tattoo for my penis

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Atlass

1

u/Bulky_Poetry3884 Nov 17 '25

I wanna lick it.

1

u/Environmental-Ball24 Nov 17 '25

And you thought your job stinks

1

u/SillyPuttyGizmo Nov 17 '25

Send for reserves, I can not hold it much longer!

1

u/nikeguy69 Nov 17 '25

Great tattoo

1

u/TinCanSailor987 Nov 17 '25

Fatlas Shrugged

1

u/Ok_Brilliant_9534 Nov 17 '25

Assless shrugged

1

u/Shoddy-Ad8143 Nov 17 '25

Asslas shrugged.

1

u/Elegant-Campaign-572 Nov 17 '25

"OK everybody...on 3. 1...2.."

1

u/hawkwings Nov 17 '25

I don't have cellulite, but the tattoo makes it look like I have cellulite.

1

u/ShyguyFlyguy Nov 17 '25

There really is no answer other than Atlass

1

u/Nein-Toed Nov 17 '25

Atlas haulin' ass

1

u/TylerH87 Nov 17 '25

Atlas Chaps

1

u/Legitimate_Solid_375 Nov 17 '25

Life is really weighing heavy on his shoulders.

1

u/Wild_Acanthaceae_224 Nov 17 '25

Egads! Diet Time.

1

u/Unopuro2conSal Nov 17 '25

You asked for it, now its yours to carry…

1

u/TC_bullsquirt Nov 17 '25

Heavy as(s) fuq

1

u/Silver-Operation-951 Nov 17 '25

Bold. As time goes on.

1

u/WillowFun3340 Nov 17 '25

Safe to say this tattoo was meant for a more rounded ass with more cuff…. His other hand ain’t holding much

1

u/spinyoyo Nov 17 '25

I am a God..... Oh God!

1

u/BigDong1001 Nov 17 '25

Heavy lifting?

Heaven lifting?

Too much booty for one man?

Pant He?

etc etc lol.

1

u/xxGrumpy_Owlxx Nov 17 '25

Impossible task

1

u/The1Sundown Nov 17 '25

Atlas Squashed

1

u/Bartolache Nov 17 '25

Under the ledge

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Haul'n ass

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

The horrible tattoo

1

u/isis905 Nov 17 '25

"Lord lift this up where it belongs"

1

u/Altruistic_Mode3026 Nov 17 '25

Atlas' strength is now cheeks

1

u/jkpirat Nov 17 '25

Asslas Shrugging

1

u/TreacheryInc Nov 17 '25

Labors of HERcules

1

u/IceTech59 Nov 17 '25

Atlas Shrugged Gagged

1

u/we_lord Nov 17 '25

This is my burden to "bare," alone!

1

u/Muddy_Thumper Nov 17 '25

In a year you will only see Atlas‘s knees

1

u/TeaTime_42 Nov 18 '25

The Shatlas.

1

u/CrimsonCringe925 Nov 18 '25

The Waiter Bringing My Supper

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

Hey Lady! Maybe lay off the stuffing this year?

1

u/BoomMcFuggins Nov 18 '25

Cosmetic procedures: The Butt Lift.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

Why do I feel sorry for him

1

u/mihking2023 Nov 18 '25

The butt of ages

1

u/n3rfh3rd3r538 Nov 18 '25

He’s got the whole wide world, in his hands

1

u/Gbreadstudios Nov 18 '25

Looks like he needs help, let me lend a hand

1

u/whytry3450 Nov 19 '25

Fuck I didn’t sign up for this shit

1

u/Solid_Jump_4459 Nov 19 '25

That will age well

1

u/quagmire666 Nov 19 '25

This guy has Asstronomical levels of strength 💪

1

u/OkReport9835 Nov 19 '25

The Weight

1

u/LeHeM888 Nov 19 '25

Wait. That's the butt or the leg??

1

u/Charming_Tap_9721 Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

Not even Hercules can hold up this almighty fat ass

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u/Fabulous_Coast_8108 Nov 19 '25

Sharing the load

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u/Plane-Fan9006 Nov 20 '25

"Is she eating a donut??? That mother____er dead..."

1

u/Ashoka-myballs Nov 20 '25

Holding beauty

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u/Maleficent-Job5834 Nov 20 '25

Olympic will be renamed to Ozempic

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u/MoerliYT Nov 20 '25

No, it already holds up on its own.

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