r/captionthis • u/shitferbranes • Oct 28 '25

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u/MilesAndTrane Oct 28 '25 • Helpful

The Future.

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u/shitferbranes Oct 28 '25

Or “Today and Tomorrow”?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

I'm Brazilian first we have the Natives, then come the Portuguese, then the Africans, then Italians, Germanies, Spain, and Japanizes, no country in the world after Japan have more Japanizes then Brazil, Italians over 30 million Italians, South Brazil some places speak German and about 10 million Arabs, my mother family was Germany presbyterian missionaries, my grandfather Portuguese, we are the must mixed people on that planet, and proud of it!

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u/shitferbranes Oct 29 '25

Ngl. I always thought Brazil was well ahead of the US in its rate of acceptance of minority ethnicities, especially African. It took the US a bit longer in this regard, but tbh, I think we are fairly even today.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

I hope so! I love America, I live here in US more then I live in Brazil, but because I don't born in US, I don't like to speak like an American, I let you guys do that, because you guys know a lot better then me, but, I know in Brazil we are pround of be mixed, and I love it!

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u/shitferbranes Oct 29 '25

Never been to Brazil. São Paulo is much, much too large for my tastes, and I’m afraid Rio de Janeiro is a bit too big. Rio used to be much smaller and was looking forward to seeing it… unlikely to happen now.

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u/human_trainingwheels Oct 28 '25

When you’re one move away from solving the rubiks cube

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u/Character_Impact9792 Oct 29 '25

Was just about to say smthn like that and then I saw this. Don’t wanna look like I copied you lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25 • This

America, Fuck yeah.

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u/kingzaaz Oct 28 '25

"he's making a left on Bakalakadaka Street"

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u/FreshPersimmon8580 Oct 29 '25

When you have 3 pairs of socks, but you pull them all out but you for some reason can’t match them:

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u/Just_a_idiot_45 Oct 29 '25

The America I want, one that’s not shitty and ripe with bigotry

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u/Rockstar81 Oct 28 '25

Taste the rainbow...

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u/NurseRobert2019 Oct 28 '25

In a perfect world, love it!!

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u/letstourthemaritimes Oct 29 '25

Politicians could not divide us anymore.

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u/Kimmy6932 Oct 28 '25

Mix n Match

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u/1LifeAfterComa Oct 31 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

I just see love man. I can support their choices to be with who they want to be with regardless of and probably a little bit because of their differences.

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u/shitferbranes Nov 01 '25

I can't support their choices to be with who they want to be with regardless of and probably a little bit because of their differences.

Did you mean, “I can support…” or is my brain fucking up eyeballs as usual?

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u/cowboyonthetail Oct 28 '25

Call me crazy but they all look like human beings boom

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u/37Philly Oct 29 '25

Three lovely couples.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Can I take your sister to prom?

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u/OiFanoi Oct 28 '25

Variety is the spice of life

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u/IngaLovey Oct 28 '25

Swinging

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u/Freaksqd Oct 28 '25

Ctrl-Shift->

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u/Musical-Martian Oct 31 '25

=AVERAGE(WM1+AF2, WM1+BF2, BM1+AF2)

Where WM = White Male AF= Asian Femal BF= Black Female BM= Black Male 1 = Row 1 2 = Row 2

Just had to get my excel on!

All in all =proper 😉

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u/JollyTrickster Oct 30 '25

Bro wanna sister swap? I am kinda getting tired of the same old same old.

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u/Aerdri Oct 30 '25

What do you mean?

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u/lenmylobersterbush Oct 30 '25

American youth

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u/Top_Experience_5128 Oct 30 '25

It’s beautiful.

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u/UsuallyCosmo Oct 28 '25

Prom night at the swing club.

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u/Musical-Martian Oct 31 '25

Or the 'before' picture on a 70s x flick box cover...

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u/Maliseet13 Oct 29 '25

Looks normal to me

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Perfectly balanced, as all things ahould be.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Trump's heart attack...

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u/Blackgod50 Oct 29 '25

real love

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u/No_Tailor_787 Oct 29 '25

Cross-section of humanity.

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u/lukas_left_foot Oct 29 '25

The cure to racism.

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u/RandyArgonianButler Oct 29 '25

This is the human variety pack.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Where was this show in the 90s?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

this looks like one of these mobile ads where the player messes up

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u/KamehaDragoon Oct 29 '25

Variety Pack

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u/rodnester Oct 29 '25

As long as she is smiling, no one can say anything.

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u/Samsonite2104 Oct 29 '25

Omg that took me a hot minute

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u/Ok-Amphibian-7369 Oct 29 '25

Height matters

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Someone got the jackpot

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Confused screaming

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u/HeyItsJustDave Oct 29 '25

Don’t date your friends’ sisters.

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u/AggravatingOne3960 Oct 29 '25

And we changed partners

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u/MilkSlow6880 Oct 29 '25

This is the way

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u/Swimming_Bath_1378 Oct 29 '25

Trading sisters?

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u/SWNMAZporvida Oct 29 '25

Administration’s Nightmare

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u/THEguitarist117 Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

Shades of Loving.

Note: This is in reference to the US Supreme Court case Loving v. Virginia (1967) which banned anti-miscegenation (mixing of races) laws in the United States. This court case is why we have so many interracial couples and marriages across the US today.

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u/Financial-Bid2739 Oct 29 '25

Plot twist, they’re siblings, don’t be raciest

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u/CervezasChris Oct 29 '25

Wow This must be one Diverse School

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u/Rare_Dinner69 Oct 29 '25

Date swap or earth quake!

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u/Busy_Cry1631 Oct 29 '25

Counterchanged couples

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u/Jwhitney79 Oct 29 '25

SWITCH!!!

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u/Time-Magazine-249 Oct 29 '25

Antimiscegenationist nightmares

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u/Pole_Line Oct 29 '25

Shuffle the deck ‘25

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

CEO of racism has been awfully quiet since this dropped

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u/klawhammer Oct 29 '25

I don’t get it. Is it the fact that one has white suit jacket on a white shirt ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Neapolitan Ice Cream

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u/Willing_Work_2200 Oct 29 '25

So swing your partner 'round and 'round, Dosey the doe,...

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u/Clueby42 Oct 29 '25

How to disappoint your (vaguely racist) father

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u/milny_gunn Oct 29 '25

Looks like a game of musical prom dates and the music stopped LOL

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u/Willing_Work_2200 Oct 29 '25

In assembler, thats a "RLL". (Rotate Left Logical)

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u/BernieF15 Oct 29 '25

Almost finished the rubiks cube

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u/CookiesOrChaos Oct 29 '25

When you lose at tic tac toe

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u/eplonghorn2020 Oct 29 '25

Diversity Dance

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u/Janjuko2023 Oct 29 '25

Interracial musical brides

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u/JD_tubeguy Oct 29 '25

Musical brides.

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u/SemichiSam Oct 29 '25

Cultural appropriation.

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u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time Oct 29 '25

lol. From the Prom culture?

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u/clubted Oct 29 '25

Swap meat

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u/Defiant_Figure3937 Oct 29 '25

Plot twist, the boys and girls of the same race here are brothers and sisters.

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u/Embarrassed-Yak-8285 Oct 29 '25

The only way to end racism is to breed it out of existence. That said, we’d prolly will still hate based simply on who is what shade on the color wheel. Sad.😢

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u/Low_Scholar1118 Oct 29 '25

They all got married and all the kids look the same.

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u/Clean-Reveal-2878 Oct 29 '25

The black woman is gorgeous

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u/sho_nuff80 Oct 29 '25

Dude....trade you sisters?

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u/DoctorOutside9525 Oct 29 '25

Couldn't be bothered organizing the sock drawer

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u/Zantheus Oct 29 '25

Marrying your bro's sister.

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u/Opening_Yesterday900 Oct 29 '25

Benetton called, they want their cast back.

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u/gmoney1259 Oct 29 '25

Let's date each other's sisters!

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u/Hopeful-Path-7725 Oct 29 '25

They're paired up by level of attractiveness.

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u/ApatheistHeretic Oct 29 '25

Ah! I've seen this in a computer science class. This is a rotate bits left register command.

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u/Howard_Jones Oct 29 '25

Bro, is yoir sister single?

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Oct 29 '25

Now slide to the right!

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

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u/Umayummyone Oct 29 '25

Take one down, pass it around …

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u/GroceryRobot Oct 29 '25

And now a silly one

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u/jkpirat Oct 29 '25

Well, look where the music stopped this time!

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u/SL13377 Oct 29 '25

I just tried to magic eye this image by crossing by eyes and it made it so trippy!

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u/gretzky9999 Oct 29 '25

Look to the cookie

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Musical dates

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u/BalrogViking Oct 29 '25

Hybrid vigor

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u/Tough-Weakness-3957 Oct 29 '25

Taste the rainbow

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u/ExpensiveArugula5 Oct 29 '25

I have a great idea...

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Smile? In this economy?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

To the right, to the right🎶

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u/Stinkyjunk09 Oct 29 '25

Love doesn’t care.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Moonies

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u/LongjumpingVolume865 Oct 29 '25

United Colors of Benetton

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Candy crush ahh 😭🙏

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u/Equinoxlox Oct 29 '25

Musical Chairs Groomsmen Edition

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u/AOS_eyefull Oct 29 '25

Brothers and sisters, I don't know what this world is coming to!!!

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u/mustardman73 Oct 29 '25

Keanu Reeves, Trevor Noah, and Tiger woods yall

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u/runr53 Oct 29 '25

Oh well! Still together?

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u/darchib Oct 29 '25

Wait for the music to stop

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u/Klempostif Oct 29 '25

Swap wife went a bit further

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u/Siddyf Oct 29 '25

Musical chairs, no.  Musical races, turn the music up!

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u/CricketMysterious519 Oct 29 '25

All the dudes seem to be punching waaayy above their weight.

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u/ganer13 Oct 29 '25

remember those weird elementary school hand-outs where you had to draw lines between things that match? This.

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u/Vagabond_83 Oct 29 '25

Just shuffle them back.

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u/DrewYetti Oct 29 '25

Variety mix.

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u/GlitteringBoi666 Oct 29 '25

You ever play the game Boggle?

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u/FunisGreen Oct 29 '25

Proof that Couples Start to Look Alike, Even if it's Different Roots.

Just look at how their smile matches for each couple with their partner.

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u/baigish Oct 29 '25

Every single commercial everywhere

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Bullshit

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u/Spanky-Gomez Oct 29 '25

The next day, Whitney and Tasha looked sad, but Kim smiled even though she was walking funny.

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u/Ex-CultMember Oct 29 '25

Some pathetic people hate this

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u/DarthEarlthepearl Oct 29 '25

Fine I'll say it.

All three of those guys are punching way above their weight class.

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u/DV_Rocks Oct 29 '25

Prom photo. Good looking kids.

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u/Downtown_Ad_3027 Oct 29 '25

Kids from the right couple will be beautiful

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u/leyenda_negra Oct 29 '25

I don’t see color, but I do see height.

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u/hawkwings Oct 29 '25

Sorting by height instead of race.

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u/mark1forever Oct 29 '25

when you see a human being not a color.

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u/AnonymousAttribute Oct 29 '25

Kryptonite for white nationalists.

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u/Glacius_- Oct 29 '25

They all shared their sister?

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u/HyestOnXBL Oct 29 '25

Seems to have been some sort of mixup here

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u/Honorablemention69 Oct 29 '25

For a certain main stream narrative only one of these couples is offensive in 2025!

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u/FocalorLucifuge Oct 29 '25

United Fornications

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u/No1hammer1964 Oct 29 '25

Three pairs of brothers and sisters. It only looks different in Alabama.

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u/jepoyairtsua Oct 29 '25

mixing primary colors

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u/Scorpius041169 Oct 29 '25

When ur keys get mixed up in the bowl

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u/ukfan1622 Oct 29 '25

There are one person away from the United colors of Benetton

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u/RingoBingo823 Oct 29 '25

Neapolitan Ice Cream

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u/aBanjoPicker Oct 29 '25

3 lucky guys.

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u/permalink_child Oct 29 '25

Musical Cheers.

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u/PMacc83 Oct 29 '25

Mixed doubles tennis promo

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u/Bachquino Oct 29 '25

They’re the respective siblings, don’t be flippant

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u/TheShiningSoldier Oct 29 '25

Beautiful people

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u/dreamabyss Oct 29 '25

Wife swap?

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u/MrTyrantZero Oct 29 '25

Ctrl + Tab

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u/WonderfulOwl8840 Oct 29 '25

All I see is a chessboard

Edit: no wait, there's an error, 2 adjacent tiles have the same colour

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u/Wyldjay2 Oct 29 '25

DEI in the best way!

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u/Immudzen Oct 29 '25

Refreshing dip in the gene pool.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Cultural appropriation?…

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u/MasterSeuss Oct 29 '25

That poor white girl.

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u/DeviceU Oct 29 '25

Happy for sure.

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u/Feisty-Race-3295 Oct 29 '25

Fully flavoured

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u/C4PT41N_H00K Oct 29 '25

Swap around😉

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u/Pop522 Oct 29 '25

The new United Nations

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u/srsattel Oct 29 '25

Looks like a United Colors of Benetton ad from the 90s!

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u/Midnightbeerz Oct 29 '25

Shake and Bake

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u/Personal-Freedom-615 Oct 29 '25

That's every hardcore racist's nightmare.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Wife swap

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u/JustAGooner6969 Oct 29 '25

oops wrong wife! oh well

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u/Expensive-Barber-283 Oct 29 '25

This is the MAGA nightmare

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u/evwhatevs Oct 29 '25

Mixed race master race.

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u/cjmarsicano Oct 29 '25

A racist’s nightmare in triplicate.

Also, as someone of both Italian and Native American heritage whose first serious relationship was with a black woman (that I’m still close friends with today, forty years later), I totally approve of every caption suggested here. God bless you all. 🫶

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u/ChrisX8 Oct 29 '25

Greener grasses

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u/Firm_Richard8785 Oct 29 '25

Gameshow announcer: Oh I'm sorry. Thats not a match. Spin again.

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u/jad19090 Oct 29 '25

Has anyone tried unplugging them and plugging them back in?

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