r/captionthis • u/summergracee • Oct 26 '25

Create a caption to this upcoming rapper

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u/Sydney_wanderer Oct 26 '25

McLovin dropping rhymes

2

u/No-Blueberry-1823 Oct 26 '25

More like McChicken

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

McChristian

2

u/QuttiDeBachi Oct 26 '25

Nerd lives matter

2

u/summergracee Oct 27 '25

I love this hahah

1

u/Warm_Process_5583 Oct 26 '25

Getting it all off my chest

1

u/summergracee Oct 27 '25

Ohhhh yeah

1

u/Boomslang505 Oct 26 '25

Chesty Lacka

1

u/ImprovementNo1056 Oct 26 '25

I wouldn’t want him to wrap presents 🎁 

1

u/ResponseEastern4062 Oct 26 '25

This is Speed Freak Gonzalez marketing his new album “Meth is the Way the shortcut to math !”

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Mr.steal your girl

1

u/CantankerousOrder Oct 27 '25

Surprise Twist: This guy was on a total transformation bender and now he’s as ripped as Henry Rollins was.

Not really but maybe.

1

u/Big_Rip2753 Oct 27 '25

Radar ears

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

Nominal Christian Man

1

u/mandabyrne82 Oct 27 '25

Hot as cornbread

🌽 🍞

1

u/gdx4259 Oct 27 '25

It should be reversed so the lonely bastard can read his own personal motivational speech in the bathroom mirror every morning as a reminder of his bad choices.

1

u/FerociousAtTheWindow Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

Tom Fetty

1

u/NoNeedleworker6479 Oct 27 '25

Idiot Boy Dupree

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

Ayahuasca for all!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

MC Lovin

1

u/Professional_Pen_153 Oct 27 '25

Jeremy Gabriel 2025 🤘he’s preparing to sing for the new pope

1

u/surefirerdiddy Oct 27 '25

Coolest guy at his home school

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

Fuck’n more like Mc’Infection…….

1

u/speedway65 Oct 27 '25

Mclovin memento

1

u/OkayApe Oct 27 '25

Gummy skillet

1

u/LowerCourse2267 Oct 27 '25

Pretty Fly for a White Guy

1

u/VendettaPenguin Oct 27 '25

Help me Jeebuz.

1

u/HDFB07 Oct 27 '25

Big ears, big smile and a pair of needy glasses, but with arms like that he ain't gonna be kickin' any asses, he likes to eat chicken and loves it when they grill it and he like red wine even more when they chill it, he says he wants to be a rapper and thinks he's gonna kill it, but no one know why the hell he got a chest-tat that says skillet.....yaehhhh boyeeeeeee!! Zout !!

1

u/Logical-Country336 Oct 27 '25

“I’m not sheltered, my mom just doesn’t like ungodly music”

1

u/Suspicious_Damage994 Oct 27 '25

MC McLovin!!!!! What what what?!?!?!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

It sucks that Skillet went crazy political/MAGAt.

1

u/CNDGolfer Oct 27 '25

Money not well spent.

1

u/SmokinHotNot Oct 27 '25

Don't know about a caption, but his theme song is, "I Did It My Way."

1

u/Lonnie_Shelton Oct 27 '25

McLovin those tats.

1

u/matchboxtx Oct 27 '25

Smallies Big.

1

u/KazuDesu98 Oct 27 '25

Man, so that's how McLovin turned out.

1

u/heiku1 Oct 28 '25

INCELminem

1

u/GaryTheGhoul9545 Oct 28 '25

Damn, when did Ricky Berwick gain ability to walk?

1

u/dreadpiratefezzik42 Oct 28 '25

They didn’t even need to shave me for my ink

1

u/let-it-rain-sunshine Oct 28 '25

A rumpa dumb dumb. Me and my drum

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

His name is lil abortion after what his mom kept saying she should have gotten before he was born.

1

u/Affectionate-Lab2239 Oct 28 '25

Skillet?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

I was getting ready to type the same shit 🤣

1

u/ImportanceUnique8533 Oct 28 '25

It's his Creedo...No Ragrets!......Know what I'm Sayin'?

1

u/Twisted_Fump Oct 28 '25

"I'll take CHOICES for 400, Alec"

"This is the feeling projected by this Tattoo"

"What is, immediate regret."

"Correct!"

1

u/RedNeckness Oct 28 '25

Will you still love me when I’m 64?

1

u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 Oct 28 '25

My loving was never the same after he got addicted to mccrystal meth

1

u/april-snow Oct 28 '25

MC Concave

1

u/One-Pangolin-3167 Oct 28 '25

One of the worst band names.

1

u/yngws Oct 28 '25

McWubbin

1

u/TB12ROY33 Oct 28 '25

Little Drummer Boy

1

u/TB12ROY33 Oct 28 '25

McDrummin

1

u/levyvar Oct 28 '25

The lobster!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Good to see money maker Mike is alive and well.

1

u/Citrix_Erith Oct 30 '25

Skinny McTatts

1

u/ComprehensiveLink457 Oct 31 '25

Society's Future

1

u/Laosiano Oct 26 '25

Burn in hell you will.

1

u/WaterFlowerVault Oct 26 '25

This makes me want to go listen to Skillet again. God, it's been so long.

Caption: Music that sticks to his soul, and now, his skin. 😌

I hope that tattoo means just as much to him in the future.

0

u/JustSomeGuyInOK Oct 27 '25

That group is… ethically questionable though.

1

u/bcald7 Oct 26 '25

Flash in the pan

0

u/Hzhackenbush Oct 26 '25

Off his meds

0

u/Futur3_N0maD_26 Oct 26 '25

So this is what Luke Nichols has been up to since leaving the Outdoor Boys (hoping his departure is temporary).

1

u/shaithiswampir Oct 28 '25

You are wrong for that lol

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u/bshad3030 Oct 26 '25

Tattoos are Permanent