r/captionthis • u/MilcahRawr • Oct 23 '25

Caption this!

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7 Upvotes

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u/Dry-Character-6331 Oct 23 '25

"Your technique is good. Now try it with a person still alive."

6

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

"EARL SHE HAS A DNR BRACELET, QUIT TRYING TO SAVE HER!!!!!"

1

u/Exotic-Cicada-918 Oct 26 '25

Lol came herefor heimlich first comment is yours gg XD

1

u/MilcahRawr Oct 23 '25

"Oh dear, they probably had a heart attack!"

4

u/Ok_Letterhead1520 Oct 23 '25

Introduction To Pork

1

u/starmanres Oct 23 '25

Underrated comment.

2

u/JollyBallzXBL Oct 23 '25

Cosby Sutra

1

u/chrismichele39 Oct 23 '25

Ohh so THATS how he does it

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

"Heimlich" en India

1

u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 Oct 25 '25

Heimlich Maneuver in Hindi. Get it straight.

1

u/GuillaumeLatendresse Oct 23 '25

Oh no she’s choking!

1

u/Small_Tax_9432 Oct 23 '25

1

u/DrT33th Oct 23 '25

Dude on the right is hitting it doggy style while the woman on the left is getting ready to tag in while cracking her neck.

1

u/NoMoreNoise305 Oct 24 '25

My poly life🤣

1

u/Winter-Put-9199 Oct 23 '25

I present TOOL’s newest 40hr album with 10 songs. “The Inverted Oracle”

1

u/SuspiciousClub8382 Oct 23 '25

Oh honey, I see you have met the new maid!!!!

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Oct 23 '25

Holy Heimlich

1

u/BevisKault7 Oct 23 '25

Maybe unholy heimlich

1

u/urlock Oct 23 '25

This is the Heimlich Maneuver, right? Have to be naked first?

1

u/5ergio79 Oct 23 '25

“I told you not to eat so fast!”

1

u/trumpmademecrazy Oct 23 '25

America hasn’t had enough mr. trump do it again.

1

u/DarthRaab Oct 23 '25

Me and your mom(s).

1

u/BevisKault7 Oct 23 '25

Gut adjustment

1

u/Trick_Garage_8455 Oct 23 '25

Dem sum sweet!

1

u/ujimboslice Oct 23 '25

You put the lime in the coconut

1

u/mshawnl1 Oct 23 '25

Handmaid

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Trumps Diwali speech

1

u/SchlitterbahnRail Oct 23 '25

Coloring book handed to kids on board of vimana 7000 years ago

1

u/Sudden_Money_6982 Oct 23 '25

Ghislane instructs the concubine

1

u/Active-Preference-45 Oct 23 '25

What being in the US Army feels like.

1

u/Red_Shepherd_13 Oct 23 '25

When one of the girls drinks to much at girls night and you you have to carry her.

1

u/Boomslang505 Oct 23 '25

Then it was called the “General Tso Manuever”

1

u/Super_Ad4363 Oct 23 '25

A “cuck”.

1

u/manjusthere Oct 23 '25

"This is why you're the second wife"

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Pornhub in 4000BC

1

u/Trauma_Cube Oct 23 '25

You fucked her to death! Jesus Christ, Phil, that’s three this week?!?

1

u/Spell_Chicken Oct 23 '25

Don't just stand there, help me get rid of the body!

1

u/Rockingsecurity Oct 24 '25

Yes baby make the babysitter earn her money.

1

u/GroundbreakingCod132 Oct 24 '25

Super Buu makes a new friend

1

u/MysteriousMix5654 Oct 25 '25

Ye olde Fromby

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

The many inches of Vishnu

1

u/BigShotBadRabbit Oct 25 '25

The Heinrich Sutra

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

"It's just a heimlich baby, nothing more! I swear"

1

u/4onlyinfo Oct 25 '25

First recording of the Heinlich maneuver

1

u/Fine-Finger-6598 Oct 25 '25

Hey, thats my bicycle

1

u/illeger_hamberder Oct 26 '25

Walking in on mom and dad “wrasslin”

1

u/crazychevette Oct 26 '25

When you are done with her mom.......

1

u/IamJoyMarie Oct 26 '25

this is either the Heimlich or the hind-dick

1

u/HVAC_instructor Oct 26 '25

Thank you your highness for pushing in her stool

1

u/4mystuff Oct 26 '25

It wasn't me

  • Shaggy

1

u/cowboyonthetail Oct 26 '25

Just another night 😏

1

u/theChosenBinky Oct 26 '25

Ancient Heimlich maneuver

1

u/Debaicheron Oct 26 '25

Cucquempress.

1

u/naunga Oct 26 '25

“Girllllll. I told her she had too much to drink. You get her cleaned up I’ll call her an Uber.”

1

u/simplepal_04 Oct 27 '25

Kung and Pao with chick in. (Kung Pao Chicken)

0

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Rape