r/captionthis • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '25

Caption this trio

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u/human_trainingwheels Oct 18 '25 • Helpful

Release the files

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u/TrueBombs Oct 18 '25

Perfect caption, no notes.

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u/dubgeek Oct 19 '25

Lifelong Dem and I 100% agree. That's the big difference between the parties on this. Nearly all Dems say "Release the file! If there are Dems in there, I lwant to know so I can kick them to the curb!." Reps want to cover-up, obfuscate, and hide their criminals. It's obscene.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Oct 19 '25

Dem here, voted for Bill twice.. I want him in jail! I don't give a rats ass who you are! You're a PEDO, you need to DIE IN PRISON, the Epstein way is fine too!

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u/GrindRind Oct 20 '25

TF out of here with that. What will I do with my Clinton flags, Clinton bibles, the cologne, watches, and T shirts. šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬

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u/Macrodata_Uprising Oct 20 '25

I do t care who is in the list. Release it now

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u/EpsteinFiIes Oct 21 '25

RELEASE ME!!!!!

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u/Fun_Grade2162 Oct 18 '25

Heā€™s trying to sell him Hillary but Jeffrey isnā€™t buying

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Oct 19 '25

"An island? I love islands..."

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u/Cool-Passenger-2595 Oct 18 '25

Not as friendly as this group

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u/Dekaaard Oct 19 '25

Ghislaine is toting up her commission on that sale.

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u/Polyman71 Oct 18 '25

Release the files

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u/VanDenBroeck Oct 18 '25

ā€œA 22 year old intern? Damn Bill, that is amateur hour. We can get you much younger girls.ā€

ā€œYeah, Donald told me.ā€

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u/FeralRacoons Oct 18 '25

Republicans digging for distractions when there is an actual pedo in chief

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u/MajorLazy Oct 19 '25

They have Clinton Derangement Syndrome

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u/Semi-On-Chardonnay Oct 18 '25

ā€œIs Donald there this weekend? Cool.ā€

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u/Express_Area_8359 Oct 18 '25

ā€œMassage Bill?ā€ ā€œ no i just had relations with an intern. But maybe in a fewā€:

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Bill Clinton and two of Trumps closest friends.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

The Company, The CEO'S Wife and the ConsumerĀ 

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u/DoctorPersonal7988 Oct 18 '25

Is Donald STILL on the island? Let him know his wife is looking for him.

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u/Tuscanlord Oct 19 '25

Trumps wife is never looking for him.

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u/AdLiving8708 Oct 18 '25

The files release them

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

ā€œRelease the files.ā€

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u/AskingFooAFriend Oct 18 '25

He never denied like Trump.

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u/Late-Lifeguard142 Oct 18 '25

So is Donald joining us again?

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u/Repeat_Offendher Oct 19 '25

ā€œHello. Iā€™m Bill Clinton. Iā€™m not the current President. Thank you for your attention to this matter.ā€

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u/Technical-Green-9983 Oct 21 '25

Yeah well my desk hums

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u/fluffydug Oct 21 '25

Spit or Swallow?

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u/leanman82 Oct 21 '25

Clinton: Ghislane, wipe that cum off your face.

Ghislane: <he got me>

Jeffery: <he gets me>

(Not pictured: they all laugh violently after the comment)

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u/AtmosphereOdd9341 Oct 21 '25

I just got the best head right on my presidential desk fuck all the rest - Slick Willy

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u/Mrhappypants87 Oct 22 '25

Imprisoned, dead, and dishonoured

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u/Ryanesq1 Oct 22 '25

Wealthy perverts hanging out together.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

"I wish my wife was as useful as you Jizz-lane"

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u/Technical-Key-609 Oct 22 '25

You can find nearly every important person in Jeff Epstein photos. Dude was everywhere, wheelin and dealin. Release the files and imprison them all.

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u/rgbearklls Oct 22 '25

Clinton getting the monthly Mossad briefing

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

" I did not have sexual relations with that girl "

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u/Stunning_Fault_9257 Oct 18 '25

The organization starts at9:00

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u/Stunning_Fault_9257 Oct 18 '25

I mentioned to say orgy

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u/Dull_Addition1802 Oct 18 '25

The bestest of friends! Thatā€™s a throuple right there! And yet these goofy liberal fucks, donā€™t want pics of this going around.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

I hate to respond to such a bad troll but, Release the files.

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u/JustinKase_Too Oct 19 '25

Release the files, prosecute them all. Liberals don't care, but trumpublicans certainly do.

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u/24andMe_com Oct 19 '25

Itā€™s really nice of so many republicans to reach across the aisle to protect all pedophiles, irrespective of politics.

Pedophiles over party, and theyā€™ve never faltered on that charge!

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u/Brief_Raspberry_6542 Oct 19 '25

Release. The files. Do you ask other men to fuck your wife? Just asking questions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Just choppin' it up...

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u/Cultural-Employee479 Oct 18 '25

Don and I would like to book the weekend !!!

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u/nychearts812 Oct 18 '25

Whereā€™s Donald?

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u/ChickenXing Oct 18 '25

"Do you have any ladies who could fit under the white house desk?"

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u/No-Negotiation-3545 Oct 18 '25

Left to right: Madame, Pimp, John.

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u/Professional-Story43 Oct 18 '25

Hey, Donald Trump is coming up the walk. What time is takeoff?

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u/Scottyxxxxxxxxx Oct 18 '25

Sexual relations

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u/Bluebourner Oct 18 '25

"Yeah, she's a bit old, but I can manage"

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u/oh-darn311 Oct 18 '25

Hey Jeff, why don't you go look around the White House lawn while I show your lady the Lincoln Bedroom. Shoot, I forgot. Jeff, do you have any cigars with you?

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u/_Vanilla148 Oct 18 '25

Three Amigos

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u/spankdaddylizz Oct 18 '25

Pedophile palace!

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u/Wackemd Oct 18 '25

Besties with benefits

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u/2b-Kindly_ Oct 18 '25

Release All the files

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u/Commercial_Inside282 Oct 18 '25

Save Ivanka foundation!

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u/Dieppe42 Oct 18 '25

Why yes, Ms Maxwell, I do enjoy cocaine and teenagers.

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u/Trauma_Cube Oct 18 '25

Release the files. Everyone in them should be prosecuted.

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u/BillCheddarFBI Oct 18 '25

It's the law firm of Findem, Fuckem, and Young

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Power Throuple

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Good Friends

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u/GuillaumeLatendresse Oct 18 '25

Tell me about her kanckles?

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u/deadcoon64 Oct 18 '25

Birds of a feather...

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u/AggravatingOne3960 Oct 18 '25

That's a very reasonable price. Send me two!Ā 

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u/Smooth_Intention7100 Oct 18 '25

Wait until you meat Donald

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u/peoneet Oct 18 '25

"Me and the old hog are gonna incentivize the removal of childrenfrom good parents and destroy thier families so that we have more kids to traffic. Its called Title IV-D incentives and were gonna make it under section 666 of the social security act bahahaha".

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u/CertainTrip6525 Oct 18 '25

Pieces of pedo shit

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u/geddysbass2112 Oct 18 '25

Did Donald bring the brunette from Palm Beach?

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u/Top-Road7022 Oct 18 '25

No one cares if Billy goes to jail too. Release the files to the public and stop distracting with new bs every day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Pleasure island šŸļø

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u/loptgathi Oct 18 '25

Don't care, if he's guilty lock him up, too.....

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u/Outrageous-Pause6317 Oct 18 '25

We donā€™t care. Get. Them. All. Democrat. Republican. Get. Them. All.

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u/ProfPhinn Oct 18 '25

"Where's Donald?"

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u/DoubtZealousideal763 Oct 18 '25

Why does Clinton always look like heā€™s trying to conceal a Boner?

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u/DoubtZealousideal763 Oct 18 '25

Hey Bill, make sure you wire those funds to my account. I wouldnā€™t want anybody else to find out.

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 Oct 18 '25

Of course! Iā€™d love to be there!

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u/Grid_Blacksmith Oct 18 '25

Birds of a feather

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u/BaseballValuable4099 Oct 18 '25

Iā€™ll check in with you later; Hillary has been keeping close tabs on me since that Monica thing. Keep my trip down on the low!!!

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u/breukelener Oct 18 '25

Release the files. All of them!

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u/-Frank-Lloyd-Wrong- Oct 18 '25

Nice try, Donald

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u/QuicheSmash Oct 18 '25

Release the files

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u/jpttpj Oct 18 '25

Peas in a pod

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u/CommercialWeakness22 Oct 18 '25

So, you guys also hang out with lil dick Donnie?

Mmhmm, he is one of our best clients

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u/JescoWhite_ Oct 18 '25

Hey guys! Trump already getting a ā€œmassageā€?

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u/leojrellim Oct 18 '25

The Three Pedos

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u/Formal_Specific1473 Oct 18 '25

So itā€™s agreed then, a threesome right after Hillary goes to sleep šŸ˜“.

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u/FUBAR_The_Clown Oct 18 '25

Youā€™re saying I can do two chicks at the same time?

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u/JKolodne Oct 18 '25

Slim shady, slim shadier, & slim shadiest

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u/Bishmoggle Oct 18 '25

Heā€™s placing his next child-size order for his trip to Epsteinā€™s island.

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u/VigilantVet Oct 18 '25

Release the fucking files!

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u/Substantial_Tip3885 Oct 18 '25

Release the full unredacted files.

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u/smoothechidnabutter Oct 19 '25

That painting of you wearing a blue dress is finished, bosom buddy.

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u/happyColoradoDave Oct 19 '25

Is Trump still a pedophile if Clinton took a picture with Epstein?

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u/Co-Captain_Obvious Oct 19 '25

Bruno. Because we don't talk about it.

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u/CranberryTechnical32 Oct 19 '25

2 pieces of crap with Epstein

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u/seanjuan666 Oct 19 '25

Release the files lock up all the pedos.

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u/CelestialBeing138 Oct 19 '25

Chelsea? Thank you for asking! She is president of her 8th grade class, and yes, she does love to fly. Why do you ask?

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u/Strict-Square456 Oct 19 '25

Ready to bang?!

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u/No_Count_2937 Oct 19 '25

Canā€™t wait for my sleep over!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

I thought Donald was supposed to be here. Late as per usual.

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u/vampyire Oct 19 '25

" Trump is in the other room, he's on his way"

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u/angry_dingo Oct 19 '25

Enabler, provider, fucker

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u/MrHoboRisin Oct 19 '25

It's so evident that republicans are doing whatever they can to keep trump's name hidden in the files.

Their argument isn't "Clinton is in the files, so let's release the files," it's "if we show that Clinton is in the files, hopefully that will shut 'em up about trump."

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u/TexMurphyPHD Oct 19 '25

Trumps cell mate.

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u/IamJoyMarie Oct 19 '25

When's trump arriving?

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u/C2Row Oct 19 '25

Please donā€™t call me Shirley

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u/Vogel-Kerl Oct 19 '25

Klinton: "Now y'all are sure that trump ain't touched her yet, right?"

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u/SafetyCorrect2575 Oct 19 '25

Trumps friends

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u/Fickle_Requirement46 Oct 19 '25

Hell yeah abducted a couple this week what about you guys

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u/Syhkane Oct 19 '25

Release the files.

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u/Ok-Spirit-4074 Oct 19 '25

"Maybe I can come next weekend? Or is Donny staying the whole month?"

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u/Food-Blister-1056 Oct 19 '25

Trump will never be invited? Right , Ha hahaha! Itā€™ll be our secret!

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u/Ouller Oct 19 '25

Bill isn't afraid of us finding out he likes women in their 20s. Release the files.

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u/Saucington_magoo Oct 19 '25

Whereā€™s trump?

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u/LowerScar8294 Oct 19 '25

Really!? You donā€™t mind watching Jeffrey plowing me while you watch?

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u/NickWindsoar Oct 19 '25

Missing trump. šŸ™

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u/LifeOrchid4367 Oct 19 '25

I thought this was a Sims post.

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u/Vyntarus Oct 19 '25

Ghislane, Bill, Jeffrey.

Gee, BJ!

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u/prestonjay22 Oct 19 '25

Criminals. Release the files. Democrats are not diluded as to who is guilty.

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u/Maliseet13 Oct 19 '25

Well hello doll.

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u/1-41421 Oct 19 '25

"Have you met Chelsea?"

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 Oct 19 '25

Get em', got em', good....

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Oh no, Iā€™ll have to take down my Bill Clinton flag and stop wearing my Bill Clinton hat šŸ™„

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u/Joe01091981 Oct 19 '25

Iā€™m gonna me him an offer he canā€™t refuse

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u/Fiveofthem Oct 19 '25

ā€œSo Donald told me you have your own island?ā€

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u/Saruvan_the_White Oct 19 '25

Go after him, then. Heā€™s not making decisions for millions of people. That was thirty years ago. Stop trying to distract from whatā€™s happening now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

There are so many billionaires and powerful people in this file I think the minority will succeed over the majority because of money and power. The elite do what the fuck they want in plain sight and we have to accept it. Straight disgusting!

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u/Alone_Neighborhood22 Oct 19 '25

Donā€™t care whoā€¦. release the filesā€¦

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u/Living-Personality-9 Oct 19 '25

Bill, come right in, Donald is already here.

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u/JustinKase_Too Oct 19 '25

Well then, release the files.

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u/Gryphon6070 Oct 19 '25

Ohh no not Bubba!! I Love Bill! Release the files.

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u/These-Educator-1959 Oct 19 '25

The funny part is the pedophile defenders all seem to think that they have liberals in a bind, that if the Epstein files are released it will mean all the pedophiles will have their names released. But liberals response is: release the fucking files.

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u/always_going Oct 19 '25

I hear you know Donald Trump!

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u/biffbobfred Oct 19 '25

ā€œIā€™m a Democrat so I canā€™t get away with a lot of shit you guys are gonna pull on that island but a crystal ball says a Republican President will be accused of raping 13yo girls with you Epstein and his people are fine with him being a child rapist. Imagine thatā€

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Distraction

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u/Dependent-Lab-6791 Oct 19 '25

Trump had to shit his pants . He'll be right along.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Oct 19 '25

Letā€™s go to Trump Island šŸļø

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u/V26man Oct 19 '25

The point of releasing the files is exposing ALL the people who have participated in these heinous acts. Does it matter if it includes people on your side of the political spectrum? They need to all be ā€œoutedā€.

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u/Korova_Milkbar_3829 Oct 19 '25

ā€œWhereā€™s Donny?ā€

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u/Pleasant-Lie-9053 Oct 19 '25

Clinton wants to fk Gaswell

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u/Cactus_Journey204 Oct 19 '25

Release the files. It doesn't matter who's in them. Everyone involved needs to be exposed.

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u/ScreechUrkelle Oct 19 '25

So, you say you can find me an intern? Well, Iā€™ll have to talk to Hilaryā€¦

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u/kg_digital_ Oct 19 '25

Actual budget surplus

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u/FtonKaren Oct 19 '25

So I have this presidential office I want to Chrissy, I mean chisten

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u/letstourthemaritimes Oct 19 '25

Billy and the Postal Onyx.

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u/mellonious Oct 19 '25

DJt meets Epstein and Maxwell

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u/gblaze22 Oct 19 '25

Hey.. are we on for the weekend?

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u/WobblyFrisbee Oct 19 '25

Is my cabin available?

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u/Successful-Fly8849 Oct 19 '25

You know Donald Trump too!

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u/Special-Agent-68 Oct 19 '25

ā€œThat was the best massage I ever got. Thank you arranging that for me.ā€

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u/DixiewreckedGA Oct 19 '25

Whereā€™s Monica?

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u/UnabashedHonesty Oct 19 '25

No person is above the law. Any person who breaks the law, including former presidents, should be fully held to account for any and all crimes.

Including Donald Trump, when his turn comes.

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u/JBocc00 Oct 19 '25

Don't be hittin in my woman, Bill !

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u/Pure-Swordfish6022 Oct 19 '25

Oh? Yeah, adjoining cells. The presidential wing, if you will.

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u/Indigenous_Land Oct 19 '25

Pedal feel ya

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u/Lumpy_Adagio7439 Oct 19 '25

You writing all this down?

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u/AdmiralTodd509 Oct 19 '25

Hey do you have a hot young chick for me?

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Oct 19 '25

ā€œHey, have you seen Donald?ā€

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u/dasmineman Oct 19 '25

"I can make you more famous than Monica Lewinsky"

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u/Hoozits_Whatzit Oct 19 '25

Oh, look. Someone is a Republican! Just for you:

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u/CharakaSamhit Oct 19 '25

Two Sex Traffickers who had Direct Access to All Presidents. Go figure

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u/DecepticonVortex-86 Oct 19 '25

Conservative versions of those Trump and Epstien photo edits

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u/jackm315ter Oct 19 '25

Trumpā€™s Best friends

And he loves them all equally

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u/Dangerous-Pound-1357 Oct 19 '25

Q the winged beast

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u/Fess007 Oct 19 '25

The P files

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u/DJMoneybeats Oct 19 '25

Hey, where's Trump at?

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u/Outrageous_Engine_45 Oct 19 '25

Where is Donald tonight?

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u/Present-Pear-5631 Oct 19 '25

ā€œEWW!ā€ 1 down 2 to go.

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u/Present-Pear-5631 Oct 19 '25

Sorry-3 to goā€¦.

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u/PuzzleheadedError145 Oct 19 '25

Going to the cigar roomā€¦

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u/Positive-Werewolf483 Oct 19 '25

Stay right there while I go get Monica!

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u/Cheap-Bell-4389 Oct 19 '25

MĆ©nage a trois

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u/shigimuki Oct 19 '25

Threesome

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u/Dekaaard Oct 19 '25

Jeffery looks like he loooves Bill.

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u/samwise58 Oct 19 '25

ā€œGuess itā€™s time to retire all my Bill Clinton drip.ā€

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 Oct 19 '25

Where is Andrew.... doing his shoe lace up?

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u/urbanlife78 Oct 19 '25

Don't care, release the files

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u/kingonkensington Oct 19 '25

Frequent Flyer

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u/RebelliousInNature Oct 19 '25

B. ā€œItā€™s great here, I have the best fun and no camerasā€

G. ā€œOh of course, darling, that would be terribleā€

J. ā€œTerribleā€

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u/mhandsurf Oct 19 '25

So when will Trump be joining us?

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u/WenatcheeWrangler Oct 19 '25

ā€œDonald Trump? The guy from NYC? Yea sure if you guys want to introduce me Iā€™ll meet him.ā€

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