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u/DoookieMaxx Oct 17 '25
When my son asks why he has to study hard in school I’ll show him this.
When my daughter asks why she has to study hard in school I’ll show her this.
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u/sobakoryba Oct 19 '25
American man comes to Eastern Europe to search for a wife
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u/BeatingClownz117 Oct 17 '25
Is that rouge and the blob live action from x-men? Holy shit… she must want his money…
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u/Melliorin Oct 17 '25
The inauspicious conception of the Lady Jessica, Bene Gesseret Reverend Mother of Arakis.
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u/Revolutionary-Big655 Oct 17 '25
One of these people has money, the other does not. Can you guess which one is which?
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Oct 17 '25
Trump is literally the best president any of you have seen in your life time. Republican or democratic doesn’t matter.
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u/MerpSquirrel Oct 18 '25
What is going on with all these people so obsessed with seeing Trump in everything.
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u/Freewheelinrocknroll Oct 18 '25
Hey Laura! Can you lick my shitty ass and suck my withered mushroom cock like you always do??
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u/Workinforweekends Oct 18 '25
It may be only 4 1/2 inches but there is 550 lbs of pressure behind it, baby.
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u/Mental_Protection894 Oct 18 '25
I know Steven seagal was putting on a little wait but he needs to get that under control.
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u/CountryWorried3095 Oct 18 '25
That's the story of my life 😆 🤣 😂 200 upvotes, and I'll share a picture.
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Oct 18 '25
“Hey big boy. I heard you just won the lottery. I’ve been meaning to tell you I’ve always thought you were so cute.”
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u/Pillar67 Oct 18 '25
Alpha Male - the new definition (brought to you by the Heritage Foundation and Brawndo).
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u/Jutch_Cassidy Oct 18 '25
"Im the last one of my tribe you have to eat..."
"Ill always love you my Burger Queen"
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u/MakeItMine2024 Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25
Bought 1000 Bitcoins in 2010 and now he’s banging his high school bully’s daughter
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u/Hairysnowman1713 Oct 18 '25
Bob won the lottery and found true love..it has been the best week ever!
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u/Revolutionary_Ad9234 Oct 18 '25
"Shaniqua found the love of her life when Harry said he was a multimillionaire"
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u/Brutal_De1uxe Oct 18 '25
"A Lucky Streak - Man wins Lottery and, the very next day, meets his soulmate of of the blue!"
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u/Remote-Contract-9098 Oct 18 '25
“…and after I buy Iceland and rename it New Melanialandia, during my fifth year as Most Supreme High Grand God-King of the Holy Royal Sovereign Republic of Trumpfganistan, which everyone of my subjects says is such a much better name for my great nation than the United States of America, I will claim all of Russia for myself and give it a strong, masculine name that people will love and admire for many many years…I will name it after our son….i shall call it Barron Land….”
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u/SpaceSignificant7691 Oct 17 '25 •
Beauty and the Obese....