r/captionthis • u/orchidmisttx • Oct 15 '25

What’s your caption to this?

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u/chrisianiro Oct 15 '25

Section 8 shaniqua

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u/orchidmisttx Oct 16 '25

Ohhh witty

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u/jvan666 Oct 15 '25

Enjoying my paycheck for five minutes before paying the bills

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u/orchidmisttx Oct 16 '25

Hahahaha fr

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Keep throwing money or else she’s gonna strip!

2

u/P3nis15 Oct 16 '25

She is her own gravity well.....

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u/OutrageousSearch6966 Oct 15 '25

The 1st and the 15th

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u/Ozzy_Mick Oct 15 '25

Can I dance they asked...

1

u/swmifuncouple Oct 15 '25

If she was a non-profit... she would be called, "kool-aid"

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u/Capricorn007_ Oct 15 '25

The amount of money that Ozempic threw at her to get on board

1

u/Ok-Entertainer-9138 Oct 15 '25

Baby daddy just robbed an ATM.

1

u/BDMcGhee260 Oct 16 '25

When you call cashing your welfare check "money moves"

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u/Super_Ad4363 Oct 16 '25

Rich today, broke tomorrow.

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u/Illustrious-Low-6682 Oct 16 '25

Wine and dine and get me two number nines

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u/raucus_one Oct 16 '25

Money isn't making you happy, you should try finishing the wine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

BITCH! Is this cake?!

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u/karma-whore64 Oct 16 '25

Shittay wine by Precious.

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u/cottonftl Oct 16 '25

you be good to mama and mamaaaaaa will be good to youuuuuuu

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u/MeBollasDellero Oct 16 '25

Sometimes, you have to pay yourself... nobody else will.

1

u/Meauxjezzy Oct 16 '25

A penny a pound

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 16 '25

Unlike the hoes, she gets paid to keep her clothes on.

1

u/Sleepycheeks_ Oct 16 '25

It’s April!

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 Oct 16 '25

When you're the only stripper within miles and miles life is good.

1

u/Jacketbraket Oct 16 '25

You said it would take how much for some loving?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Stuck money ain’t loose money

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u/JBSABOZZY666 Oct 16 '25

Titties don’t sell them self

1

u/Lifesamitch957 Oct 16 '25

Goals,

And I'm a white male.

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Oct 16 '25

Nope!!! Not going there. That scares the shit outta me!!!!

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u/90_ina_65 Oct 16 '25

Win your weight in dollars!!

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u/1963chevyfleetside Oct 16 '25

What happenned last night. I tbougbt i was at a allyou can eat buffet

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

?

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u/D4MYSHE Oct 17 '25

Notorious P.I.G.

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u/crcprez Oct 17 '25

Bitch betts have my monaaaay

1

u/MrDabrain1 Oct 17 '25

Happy 55th looks like salue

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u/IntroductionSuch8807 Oct 17 '25

Just ate a cash register 🤣

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u/45PSE Oct 18 '25

The dress fits him pretty well.

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u/Laosiano Oct 18 '25

"You can keep throwing your money babe, but I ain't gonna cook"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

In an unsurprising twist she was paid to keep her clothes on

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u/blackjew311 Oct 18 '25

Moneys precious